Jeff Nachtigall
@dirklancer.bsky.social
Endurance performance artist.
Poet.
Beards. Words. Midlife Crisis.
Thinks Edmonton should be known as the city with the most weather.
Multiple award winner
ADHD Dad
Once I was owned by a tiny bakery.
"Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly." - Ernest Hemingway
Poet.
Beards. Words. Midlife Crisis.
Thinks Edmonton should be known as the city with the most weather.
Multiple award winner
ADHD Dad
Once I was owned by a tiny bakery.
"Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly." - Ernest Hemingway
I was having trouble logging in to sportsnet to watch the game, so I had to call @minidirklancer to troubleshoot FROM THE INSIDE.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I was having trouble logging in to sportsnet to watch the game, so I had to call @minidirklancer to troubleshoot FROM THE INSIDE.
That's enough for today.
Whatever it is. That's enough.
Whatever it is. That's enough.
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
That's enough for today.
Whatever it is. That's enough.
Whatever it is. That's enough.
I glanced at this book at Goodwill and thought it was about human cloning.
September 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I glanced at this book at Goodwill and thought it was about human cloning.
Firepit Thursday came a day late this month.
September 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Firepit Thursday came a day late this month.
I can't believe he actually said this.
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I can't believe he actually said this.
While you're waiting for it...
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
While you're waiting for it...
cool burn
a haiku
off brand hot stapler
fast heating plastic welder
I heard skin sizzle
a haiku
off brand hot stapler
fast heating plastic welder
I heard skin sizzle
August 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
cool burn
a haiku
off brand hot stapler
fast heating plastic welder
I heard skin sizzle
a haiku
off brand hot stapler
fast heating plastic welder
I heard skin sizzle
Raspberry leather? Leathery raspberry? Edible? Not?
Time will tell.
Time will tell.
August 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Raspberry leather? Leathery raspberry? Edible? Not?
Time will tell.
Time will tell.
Here's a cute swirl in the raspberry syrup.
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Here's a cute swirl in the raspberry syrup.
I was inspired this morning while cheering on the @edmontonmarathon runners, so I posted a freshly edited story at ko-fi.com/dirklancer/posts this afternoon.
Follow me at everythingniced.ca if you're interested in some creative writing or supporting my 'not working for a bit'.
Follow me at everythingniced.ca if you're interested in some creative writing or supporting my 'not working for a bit'.
August 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was inspired this morning while cheering on the @edmontonmarathon runners, so I posted a freshly edited story at ko-fi.com/dirklancer/posts this afternoon.
Follow me at everythingniced.ca if you're interested in some creative writing or supporting my 'not working for a bit'.
Follow me at everythingniced.ca if you're interested in some creative writing or supporting my 'not working for a bit'.
I didn't take a pic of us, but I did hit record just in time for this:
July 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I didn't take a pic of us, but I did hit record just in time for this:
I searched for this book title on Libby, and I'm presenting the resulting screenshot here without commentary.
July 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I searched for this book title on Libby, and I'm presenting the resulting screenshot here without commentary.
Strawberry filled vanilla iced vegan donut from Bliss Baked Goods. F***ing delicious.
#SupportLocal
#ShopLocal
#SupportLocal
#ShopLocal
June 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Strawberry filled vanilla iced vegan donut from Bliss Baked Goods. F***ing delicious.
#SupportLocal
#ShopLocal
#SupportLocal
#ShopLocal
I'm sitting in my car at Business Costco, putting off getting wet for a few more seconds as if it's going to make a difference.
June 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm sitting in my car at Business Costco, putting off getting wet for a few more seconds as if it's going to make a difference.
That's right, New Hours are here!
W/Th/F - 11 to 6
Sat - 9 to 4 and sometimes later
Sun - 10 to 4
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
W/Th/F - 11 to 6
Sat - 9 to 4 and sometimes later
Sun - 10 to 4
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
June 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That's right, New Hours are here!
W/Th/F - 11 to 6
Sat - 9 to 4 and sometimes later
Sun - 10 to 4
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
W/Th/F - 11 to 6
Sat - 9 to 4 and sometimes later
Sun - 10 to 4
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
Did you know we're open Wednesdays from 11 to 6?
June 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Did you know we're open Wednesdays from 11 to 6?
My brother and I don't chat a lot, but we get along quite well when we do.
June 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My brother and I don't chat a lot, but we get along quite well when we do.
The May 27 run appears to have been a little supernatural/portal-enabled, possibly
#CostcoThruNYC
#CostcoThruNYC
June 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The May 27 run appears to have been a little supernatural/portal-enabled, possibly
#CostcoThruNYC
#CostcoThruNYC
Playing catch up. I forgot to stop Strava on my May 21 Costco run and then forgot how to edit it, so I just stopped posting because I'm overwhelmed all of the time.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Playing catch up. I forgot to stop Strava on my May 21 Costco run and then forgot how to edit it, so I just stopped posting because I'm overwhelmed all of the time.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Your Dad wants dessert.
June 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Your Dad wants dessert.
Autocorrect just changed "ganache" to "anachronism" and affirmed my belief that even AI can tell we do things the old-fashioned way at Sugared & Spiced Baked Goods.
Small batch. From scratch.
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
Small batch. From scratch.
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
June 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Autocorrect just changed "ganache" to "anachronism" and affirmed my belief that even AI can tell we do things the old-fashioned way at Sugared & Spiced Baked Goods.
Small batch. From scratch.
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
Small batch. From scratch.
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
Nice work tonight, boys.
www.yegcake.club
www.yegcake.club
June 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Nice work tonight, boys.
www.yegcake.club
www.yegcake.club