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Loaf of Bread, but Mad About It
@direloaf.bsky.social
Existence is pain, my morphine, shitty skeets.
It’s too cold today. Self immolation is truly my only option.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I forgot this exists. Hey.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
#DND folk, what’s the most insane home brew item, spell or mechanic you’ve come up with that ended up actually being balanced? Lemme hear em.
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
*shitting uncontrollably from too much apple sauce*
This body is a prison.
May 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A gun with a knife.
ALT VERSION:
May 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
If you live in #Brooklyn and like #livemusic come see my band, Back From Zero, rip ass this week! We’re gunna be kicking shit left and right fr
April 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ay yo I’m Jorkin my badinkle stir fried style fr fr
April 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Guy called out of work due to back pain. My guy, that was in the job description. Training mechanics is hard. 🙏🏻
April 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Not enough FUN crimes are being committed. Where are all the car chases and whimsical bank robberies? Where are all the ice cream truck beat downs and bar brawls? :(
April 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
For every Tesla burned to the ground, I pledge to edge for one more hour. 🙏🏻 with the right mindset, you can personally ensure I never cum again.
April 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Can anyone help a nonbinary me get some mutual aid so I can finish getting my car registered so I can finally work please? I'm at $357/509 needed! Any reposts or donations are extremely appreciated!
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
March 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Gapping the divide with an ice cold Pepsi = broke
Inciting a riot into a full blown revolution with a Luke warm Dr Pepper = woke
March 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
If you’re in #Brooklyn come down to Lucky 13’s Saloon! Back from Zero, Boondoggles and Anaka tearing up the stage tonight 😎😎 #livemusic #metalshow #originalrock
March 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Posting for my country. 🫡
Good morning bluesky it's time to wake the fuck up and post
March 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Taking a fat dump in my pants as a sign of dominance. Ugly crying about it to show control. Smearing on the walls to establish territory. Yeah, I’m in sales.
March 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Maintaining my erection at the funeral with twenty six viagra for that perfect “he has risen” joke.
March 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh you’re a democrat? Name every war crime then, idiot.
March 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“Yeah, you like that slut?” I whisper as I pour my Fritos into a ziplock bag, so I don’t make crinkling noises at 2am.
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This shit goes so fucking hard
Sucking dick at the clit sucking factory in a room nobody knows about
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If your areola are less than 4 inches in diameter, I’m assuming you’re a republican.
March 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Here’s an idea for the Democratic Party. What if you just turned into liquid? Would that work? Constituents love liquids I’ve been told.
March 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
When and why did people start confusing “a” and “an”? I know it’s not end of the world stuff but good god does it peeve me so. This is barring any ESL folk, yall get a pass cus English is a dumb language.
March 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sniffing a sharpie to be closer to my art
March 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My feed is a perfectly balanced ecosystem of genitals, breasts, doomsday news article and cute animals. Truly this is the future.
March 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM