Loaf of Bread, but Mad About It
@direloaf.bsky.social
Existence is pain, my morphine, shitty skeets.
It’s too cold today. Self immolation is truly my only option.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It’s too cold today. Self immolation is truly my only option.
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I forgot this exists. Hey.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I forgot this exists. Hey.
#DND folk, what’s the most insane home brew item, spell or mechanic you’ve come up with that ended up actually being balanced? Lemme hear em.
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
#DND folk, what’s the most insane home brew item, spell or mechanic you’ve come up with that ended up actually being balanced? Lemme hear em.
*shitting uncontrollably from too much apple sauce*
This body is a prison.
This body is a prison.
May 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
*shitting uncontrollably from too much apple sauce*
This body is a prison.
This body is a prison.
A gun with a knife.
May 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
A gun with a knife.
If you live in #Brooklyn and like #livemusic come see my band, Back From Zero, rip ass this week! We’re gunna be kicking shit left and right fr
April 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If you live in #Brooklyn and like #livemusic come see my band, Back From Zero, rip ass this week! We’re gunna be kicking shit left and right fr
Ay yo I’m Jorkin my badinkle stir fried style fr fr
April 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Ay yo I’m Jorkin my badinkle stir fried style fr fr
Guy called out of work due to back pain. My guy, that was in the job description. Training mechanics is hard. 🙏🏻
April 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Guy called out of work due to back pain. My guy, that was in the job description. Training mechanics is hard. 🙏🏻
Not enough FUN crimes are being committed. Where are all the car chases and whimsical bank robberies? Where are all the ice cream truck beat downs and bar brawls? :(
April 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Not enough FUN crimes are being committed. Where are all the car chases and whimsical bank robberies? Where are all the ice cream truck beat downs and bar brawls? :(
For every Tesla burned to the ground, I pledge to edge for one more hour. 🙏🏻 with the right mindset, you can personally ensure I never cum again.
April 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
For every Tesla burned to the ground, I pledge to edge for one more hour. 🙏🏻 with the right mindset, you can personally ensure I never cum again.
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Can anyone help a nonbinary me get some mutual aid so I can finish getting my car registered so I can finally work please? I'm at $357/509 needed! Any reposts or donations are extremely appreciated!
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
March 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Can anyone help a nonbinary me get some mutual aid so I can finish getting my car registered so I can finally work please? I'm at $357/509 needed! Any reposts or donations are extremely appreciated!
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
$AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
Gapping the divide with an ice cold Pepsi = broke
Inciting a riot into a full blown revolution with a Luke warm Dr Pepper = woke
Inciting a riot into a full blown revolution with a Luke warm Dr Pepper = woke
March 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Gapping the divide with an ice cold Pepsi = broke
Inciting a riot into a full blown revolution with a Luke warm Dr Pepper = woke
Inciting a riot into a full blown revolution with a Luke warm Dr Pepper = woke
If you’re in #Brooklyn come down to Lucky 13’s Saloon! Back from Zero, Boondoggles and Anaka tearing up the stage tonight 😎😎 #livemusic #metalshow #originalrock
March 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you’re in #Brooklyn come down to Lucky 13’s Saloon! Back from Zero, Boondoggles and Anaka tearing up the stage tonight 😎😎 #livemusic #metalshow #originalrock
Posting for my country. 🫡
Good morning bluesky it's time to wake the fuck up and post
March 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Posting for my country. 🫡
Taking a fat dump in my pants as a sign of dominance. Ugly crying about it to show control. Smearing on the walls to establish territory. Yeah, I’m in sales.
March 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Taking a fat dump in my pants as a sign of dominance. Ugly crying about it to show control. Smearing on the walls to establish territory. Yeah, I’m in sales.
Maintaining my erection at the funeral with twenty six viagra for that perfect “he has risen” joke.
March 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Maintaining my erection at the funeral with twenty six viagra for that perfect “he has risen” joke.
Oh you’re a democrat? Name every war crime then, idiot.
March 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Oh you’re a democrat? Name every war crime then, idiot.
“Yeah, you like that slut?” I whisper as I pour my Fritos into a ziplock bag, so I don’t make crinkling noises at 2am.
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“Yeah, you like that slut?” I whisper as I pour my Fritos into a ziplock bag, so I don’t make crinkling noises at 2am.
This shit goes so fucking hard
Sucking dick at the clit sucking factory in a room nobody knows about
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This shit goes so fucking hard
If your areola are less than 4 inches in diameter, I’m assuming you’re a republican.
March 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If your areola are less than 4 inches in diameter, I’m assuming you’re a republican.
Here’s an idea for the Democratic Party. What if you just turned into liquid? Would that work? Constituents love liquids I’ve been told.
March 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Here’s an idea for the Democratic Party. What if you just turned into liquid? Would that work? Constituents love liquids I’ve been told.
When and why did people start confusing “a” and “an”? I know it’s not end of the world stuff but good god does it peeve me so. This is barring any ESL folk, yall get a pass cus English is a dumb language.
March 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When and why did people start confusing “a” and “an”? I know it’s not end of the world stuff but good god does it peeve me so. This is barring any ESL folk, yall get a pass cus English is a dumb language.
Sniffing a sharpie to be closer to my art
March 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sniffing a sharpie to be closer to my art
My feed is a perfectly balanced ecosystem of genitals, breasts, doomsday news article and cute animals. Truly this is the future.
March 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My feed is a perfectly balanced ecosystem of genitals, breasts, doomsday news article and cute animals. Truly this is the future.