Dire
@direhard.bsky.social
Your designated Dire. Any pronouns. Antipodean Artist.
https://www.patreon.com/Dire_Hard / https://gumroad.com/dire_hard / https://commiss.io/dire / https://ko-fi.com/direhard/
https://www.patreon.com/Dire_Hard / https://gumroad.com/dire_hard / https://commiss.io/dire / https://ko-fi.com/direhard/
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
No offence, but that spelling (*You're) needed correction.
No offence, but that spelling (*You're) needed correction.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
No offence, but that spelling (*You're) needed correction.
No offence, but that spelling (*You're) needed correction.
Going through my inks and nibs (another victim of baby proofing). 3 of my nibs I had won in an art comp at a now defunct anime con.
On a whim I wondered if the store supplying the prizes was still around.
They are! And it looks like they haven't updated their website since 2005.
On a whim I wondered if the store supplying the prizes was still around.
They are! And it looks like they haven't updated their website since 2005.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Going through my inks and nibs (another victim of baby proofing). 3 of my nibs I had won in an art comp at a now defunct anime con.
On a whim I wondered if the store supplying the prizes was still around.
They are! And it looks like they haven't updated their website since 2005.
On a whim I wondered if the store supplying the prizes was still around.
They are! And it looks like they haven't updated their website since 2005.
*Making eye contact with the bot account that liked my post because I mentioned SEO*
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
*Making eye contact with the bot account that liked my post because I mentioned SEO*
Look. I need you all to see this.
August 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Look. I need you all to see this.
Didn't realise they were part of the same cinematic universe.
July 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Didn't realise they were part of the same cinematic universe.
Really liking how my Storm drawing came out <3
July 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Really liking how my Storm drawing came out <3
Book over, I broke my headphones.
I'm sure somewhere out there are teenage boys who would love this.
Boys who don't know how computers, brains, physical skills, or girls work.
(I am going to need new headphones)
I'm sure somewhere out there are teenage boys who would love this.
Boys who don't know how computers, brains, physical skills, or girls work.
(I am going to need new headphones)
July 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Book over, I broke my headphones.
I'm sure somewhere out there are teenage boys who would love this.
Boys who don't know how computers, brains, physical skills, or girls work.
(I am going to need new headphones)
I'm sure somewhere out there are teenage boys who would love this.
Boys who don't know how computers, brains, physical skills, or girls work.
(I am going to need new headphones)
Mr. Dire says I eat corn like a parrot
May 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Mr. Dire says I eat corn like a parrot
I can't have the last bit of media I posted be the testicle crocs anymore. So have a picture of my home cooked meal.
(Classic me forgot to post the pic, so let's try this again)
(Classic me forgot to post the pic, so let's try this again)
March 27, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I can't have the last bit of media I posted be the testicle crocs anymore. So have a picture of my home cooked meal.
(Classic me forgot to post the pic, so let's try this again)
(Classic me forgot to post the pic, so let's try this again)
No caption I write will do justice to the sheer absurdity of these croc charms.
January 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
No caption I write will do justice to the sheer absurdity of these croc charms.
Me: I should post more photos of my day to day life!
Also me: but I wouldn't want to dox myself or reveal any personal information
Me again: that only leaves photos of things I ate or bought. I don't want to seem like I only care about material goods🤔
Here's a pic of my boots giving up the ghost.
Also me: but I wouldn't want to dox myself or reveal any personal information
Me again: that only leaves photos of things I ate or bought. I don't want to seem like I only care about material goods🤔
Here's a pic of my boots giving up the ghost.
January 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Me: I should post more photos of my day to day life!
Also me: but I wouldn't want to dox myself or reveal any personal information
Me again: that only leaves photos of things I ate or bought. I don't want to seem like I only care about material goods🤔
Here's a pic of my boots giving up the ghost.
Also me: but I wouldn't want to dox myself or reveal any personal information
Me again: that only leaves photos of things I ate or bought. I don't want to seem like I only care about material goods🤔
Here's a pic of my boots giving up the ghost.
Preview of a wip from earlier this month of Mirko from Boku no Hero Academia.
December 27, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Preview of a wip from earlier this month of Mirko from Boku no Hero Academia.
Trying to show my kid Muppet Christmas Carol, but she is so afraid of anything that isn't a low stake youtube kid's show. Please child, I need you to become media literate.
December 24, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Trying to show my kid Muppet Christmas Carol, but she is so afraid of anything that isn't a low stake youtube kid's show. Please child, I need you to become media literate.
Bird was trapped in my chimney. Didn't even bring presents.
December 20, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Bird was trapped in my chimney. Didn't even bring presents.
I take back what I said in the alt text about the egg being mediocre. It's perfect.
November 12, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I take back what I said in the alt text about the egg being mediocre. It's perfect.
Behold! Breakfast!
Also hello new followers. I hope I don't bore you.
Also hello new followers. I hope I don't bore you.
November 12, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Behold! Breakfast!
Also hello new followers. I hope I don't bore you.
Also hello new followers. I hope I don't bore you.
Found this doodle of myself from maybe 2015.
No memory of what "Von D" was.
I remembered it was my sister's hat. And it was one of those brand names that popped up out of nowhere and disappeared soon after.
After a bit of sleuthing, I found "Von Dutch". Which was founded by a total mega nazi 😬
No memory of what "Von D" was.
I remembered it was my sister's hat. And it was one of those brand names that popped up out of nowhere and disappeared soon after.
After a bit of sleuthing, I found "Von Dutch". Which was founded by a total mega nazi 😬
September 27, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Found this doodle of myself from maybe 2015.
No memory of what "Von D" was.
I remembered it was my sister's hat. And it was one of those brand names that popped up out of nowhere and disappeared soon after.
After a bit of sleuthing, I found "Von Dutch". Which was founded by a total mega nazi 😬
No memory of what "Von D" was.
I remembered it was my sister's hat. And it was one of those brand names that popped up out of nowhere and disappeared soon after.
After a bit of sleuthing, I found "Von Dutch". Which was founded by a total mega nazi 😬
2009 and I mapped out the location of every tree in my game of animal crossing.
September 4, 2024 at 8:14 AM
2009 and I mapped out the location of every tree in my game of animal crossing.
Decided to go through my old journals to organise them and I am feeling overwhelmed.
July 19, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Decided to go through my old journals to organise them and I am feeling overwhelmed.
My playlists in order:
1. Music to bop to
2. Music to relax to
3. Music for focusing
4. Music for focusing (moody)
5. Music for imagining my blorbos to
1. Music to bop to
2. Music to relax to
3. Music for focusing
4. Music for focusing (moody)
5. Music for imagining my blorbos to
July 8, 2024 at 8:42 AM
My playlists in order:
1. Music to bop to
2. Music to relax to
3. Music for focusing
4. Music for focusing (moody)
5. Music for imagining my blorbos to
1. Music to bop to
2. Music to relax to
3. Music for focusing
4. Music for focusing (moody)
5. Music for imagining my blorbos to
Recent purchase for mini Dire, but it got me in the heart strings so now it's my 2nd favourite book, right under American Gods. They both feature an Ibis 🪶
June 21, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Recent purchase for mini Dire, but it got me in the heart strings so now it's my 2nd favourite book, right under American Gods. They both feature an Ibis 🪶
Was encouraged by a coworker to treat myself to a pair of shoes that I've wanted for ages now.
It was my birthday earlier this month and I've been telling everyone I'm in my Neil Gaiman era. I'm gonna commit to one look for the rest of my life. 🌹
It was my birthday earlier this month and I've been telling everyone I'm in my Neil Gaiman era. I'm gonna commit to one look for the rest of my life. 🌹
June 21, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Was encouraged by a coworker to treat myself to a pair of shoes that I've wanted for ages now.
It was my birthday earlier this month and I've been telling everyone I'm in my Neil Gaiman era. I'm gonna commit to one look for the rest of my life. 🌹
It was my birthday earlier this month and I've been telling everyone I'm in my Neil Gaiman era. I'm gonna commit to one look for the rest of my life. 🌹
Look at my poached egg! Best one yet! (I am usually bad at it)
May 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Look at my poached egg! Best one yet! (I am usually bad at it)