there's a reason this is my most well-received post: people are tired of your aggressive, untrained dogs. including other dog owners. everyone needs to do better for the sake of our pets and the people around us!

I'm gonna put y'all on:

$15 and you can watch the Oscars, Grammys, Super Bowl, etc. etc. for free if you just get an antenna. I have a 4K smart TV and all I have to do is connect the antenna when I wanna watch live TV. no streaming delays, no surprise cut offs.

I hide mine behind a plant 🤭

#CurrentlyReading "Faebound" by Saara El-Arifi on a train to Hakone, Japan.

some of us were 8 years old when we realized we were the common denominator in conflict! turns out people who haven't yet realized that about themselves love to use that saying against us while being like "not me tho" lmao

🤍🔪 thanks for reading!

open.substack.com/pub/ohdionne...

real feel deez NUTS

I don't trust this man 😩 I think we're breaking up for good, tiktok