Petey Pete and the Funky Bunch

"Why didn't YOU cross the road, motherfucker?"

Actual footage of Malhuret:

"I did it, boss. I made a universal monster like you said!"

"Hell is this?"

"The single most intersectional commercial mascot of all time. She is vaguely everything, yet somehow unlike anything. She's a universal monster."

"*Capital U.* Like the movie studio. Eh fuck it; who eats cereal anyway?"

Reaching across the aisle and working with them still hasn't done the trick?

Every time I put my tender heart in someone else's blender I hope ya feel it.

Rendezvous vous vous oughta know

Robert, this is worse than Gen 1 Cocomelon videos.

In Sedona, I saw some *UFOlogists* doing this every morning.

The other respondents should be ashamed that they didn't also say Eleven City.

I would never

Two Michaels, One Peter. 😬

Beurre Sarcastique is one of the mother sauces!

I don't know many French people but I'm given to understand that your language is entirely based on skipping most of it.

I swear I'm not shooting an angle but Eve6 was the best band ever to perform at the Skokie Backlot Bash.

I'm not trying to get the guy cancelled over any belief I may or may not hold deeply about Swedes (the people) nor Swedes (the turnips.)