It's been happening less and less as time goes by, but I STILL have to explain to people why the deli I work at doesn't carry Boar's Head from the LAST time they had listeria in their shit.

You could also say that you only remember the important part (the tap water isn't exactly clean/blocking the overhead) AFTER you need to remember it (after you've washed the apple/after you've been hit by the overhead) despite how much time you had to remember it.

See, the moment you need an apple (blocking high), you trust the tap water (blocking low), despite how you might not in another given situation (a good amount of American tap water isn't good, and blocking low too much means your opponent will try all sorts of tricks to open up your defense)

Didn't get them through work, but somehow, SOMEHOW, I've gotten one at two different jobs I've worked.
And a pamphlet about the nature of sin and why our church is the winningest with God.

Bro's making unprecedented strides in trolley problem technology

My favorite is El Condor Pasa. I recently got her good ending, very happy about that still. Been posting it to YouTube.

Gold Ship's trainer will be played by Adam Sandler, if he's not playing Gold Ship herself.

You don't feed your roomba?