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(Fake) pastor
Failed writer
Puppy wrangler. (Yee haw!)
Connoisseur of cheap beer
The worst part of having a rack of homemade wine is that it is too handy.
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Failed writer
Puppy wrangler. (Yee haw!)
Connoisseur of cheap beer
The worst part of having a rack of homemade wine is that it is too handy.
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Verified by Tom ✅️
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I appreciate all of the new followers. I love to follow back, but it is difficult when there are no posts on your account, or not even a short introduction.
An introduction first post, pinned to your page would help.
Something like..
"First post.
Donald Trump is a pig."
Immediate follow-back!
An introduction first post, pinned to your page would help.
Something like..
"First post.
Donald Trump is a pig."
Immediate follow-back!
🎵Memories
Like the corners up my behind.
Misty colored memories
of the way we were..🎵
This is how one of my brothers commemorated July 7, 2025.
My first.
The staff at City Hospital treated me like a king.
I wouldn't have expected that from people who look at dirty asses all day.
Good morning
Like the corners up my behind.
Misty colored memories
of the way we were..🎵
This is how one of my brothers commemorated July 7, 2025.
My first.
The staff at City Hospital treated me like a king.
I wouldn't have expected that from people who look at dirty asses all day.
Good morning
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
🎵Memories
Like the corners up my behind.
Misty colored memories
of the way we were..🎵
This is how one of my brothers commemorated July 7, 2025.
My first.
The staff at City Hospital treated me like a king.
I wouldn't have expected that from people who look at dirty asses all day.
Good morning
Like the corners up my behind.
Misty colored memories
of the way we were..🎵
This is how one of my brothers commemorated July 7, 2025.
My first.
The staff at City Hospital treated me like a king.
I wouldn't have expected that from people who look at dirty asses all day.
Good morning
A Minnie The Moocher puppy picture from April, 2022.
She looks so lost.
We worried that she was hurt as a pup.
She took forever to warm up to me.
I can think about scenarios, but maybe I'll let it lie.
In this home she is warm.
She's fed.
She is loved to bits.
And she's cuddled up to me right now.
She looks so lost.
We worried that she was hurt as a pup.
She took forever to warm up to me.
I can think about scenarios, but maybe I'll let it lie.
In this home she is warm.
She's fed.
She is loved to bits.
And she's cuddled up to me right now.
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A Minnie The Moocher puppy picture from April, 2022.
She looks so lost.
We worried that she was hurt as a pup.
She took forever to warm up to me.
I can think about scenarios, but maybe I'll let it lie.
In this home she is warm.
She's fed.
She is loved to bits.
And she's cuddled up to me right now.
She looks so lost.
We worried that she was hurt as a pup.
She took forever to warm up to me.
I can think about scenarios, but maybe I'll let it lie.
In this home she is warm.
She's fed.
She is loved to bits.
And she's cuddled up to me right now.
And yet all I have retained in my Norwegian course is "ól, takk."
And I probably spelled that wrong.
And I probably spelled that wrong.
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
And yet all I have retained in my Norwegian course is "ól, takk."
And I probably spelled that wrong.
And I probably spelled that wrong.
Good morning.
There was another dance with our septic system yesterday.
I was actually in the basement when the low-voltage box that controls the float in the tank shorted and went *POOF*!
A flash of sparks and a plume of acrid electrical smoke followed.
This morning, an electrician fixed it.
Yay!
There was another dance with our septic system yesterday.
I was actually in the basement when the low-voltage box that controls the float in the tank shorted and went *POOF*!
A flash of sparks and a plume of acrid electrical smoke followed.
This morning, an electrician fixed it.
Yay!
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Good morning.
There was another dance with our septic system yesterday.
I was actually in the basement when the low-voltage box that controls the float in the tank shorted and went *POOF*!
A flash of sparks and a plume of acrid electrical smoke followed.
This morning, an electrician fixed it.
Yay!
There was another dance with our septic system yesterday.
I was actually in the basement when the low-voltage box that controls the float in the tank shorted and went *POOF*!
A flash of sparks and a plume of acrid electrical smoke followed.
This morning, an electrician fixed it.
Yay!
Steve Cropper has passed.
If you don't know the name you should Google it.
He was, and will remain, a huge part of my musical world.
Stax forever!
If you don't know the name you should Google it.
He was, and will remain, a huge part of my musical world.
Stax forever!
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Steve Cropper has passed.
If you don't know the name you should Google it.
He was, and will remain, a huge part of my musical world.
Stax forever!
If you don't know the name you should Google it.
He was, and will remain, a huge part of my musical world.
Stax forever!
Old Man B!£ch Of The Week
Honestly.
Can we turn the crowd noise down during football broadcasts?
There is no need to mic up 80,000 people and drown out the commentators.
I don't care if you don't like Collinsworth, I want to hear what he has to say.
The CC is always behind the play, so it's useless
Honestly.
Can we turn the crowd noise down during football broadcasts?
There is no need to mic up 80,000 people and drown out the commentators.
I don't care if you don't like Collinsworth, I want to hear what he has to say.
The CC is always behind the play, so it's useless
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Old Man B!£ch Of The Week
Honestly.
Can we turn the crowd noise down during football broadcasts?
There is no need to mic up 80,000 people and drown out the commentators.
I don't care if you don't like Collinsworth, I want to hear what he has to say.
The CC is always behind the play, so it's useless
Honestly.
Can we turn the crowd noise down during football broadcasts?
There is no need to mic up 80,000 people and drown out the commentators.
I don't care if you don't like Collinsworth, I want to hear what he has to say.
The CC is always behind the play, so it's useless
Good morning.
We have been moaning and bitching and wondering how we will get through the winter.
Then we realized that the Winter Olympics begin on February 6th and run to the 22nd.
That is an almost full worst month of winter diversion.
For us with the audacity to retire.
And no cash to travel.
We have been moaning and bitching and wondering how we will get through the winter.
Then we realized that the Winter Olympics begin on February 6th and run to the 22nd.
That is an almost full worst month of winter diversion.
For us with the audacity to retire.
And no cash to travel.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Good morning.
We have been moaning and bitching and wondering how we will get through the winter.
Then we realized that the Winter Olympics begin on February 6th and run to the 22nd.
That is an almost full worst month of winter diversion.
For us with the audacity to retire.
And no cash to travel.
We have been moaning and bitching and wondering how we will get through the winter.
Then we realized that the Winter Olympics begin on February 6th and run to the 22nd.
That is an almost full worst month of winter diversion.
For us with the audacity to retire.
And no cash to travel.
I used AI tonight.
It's not something I want to use, but I had to try it.
The Norwegian fisherman you see in the picture is me.
And he's much better looking than me.
At least A.I. got my eyes correct.
It's not something I want to use, but I had to try it.
The Norwegian fisherman you see in the picture is me.
And he's much better looking than me.
At least A.I. got my eyes correct.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I used AI tonight.
It's not something I want to use, but I had to try it.
The Norwegian fisherman you see in the picture is me.
And he's much better looking than me.
At least A.I. got my eyes correct.
It's not something I want to use, but I had to try it.
The Norwegian fisherman you see in the picture is me.
And he's much better looking than me.
At least A.I. got my eyes correct.
This morning's sunrise.
The star in the east.
I'm expecting three dudes on camels soon.
The star in the east.
I'm expecting three dudes on camels soon.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This morning's sunrise.
The star in the east.
I'm expecting three dudes on camels soon.
The star in the east.
I'm expecting three dudes on camels soon.
This morning was the annual "Plug-in" ceremony at the ranch.
Today I plugged in our gasoline-powered vehicles into an electrical outlet, in what will be a daily ritual here for the next three months.
If you don't know what I am talking about you don't live in Saskatchewan.
Lucky you. (In the winter)
Today I plugged in our gasoline-powered vehicles into an electrical outlet, in what will be a daily ritual here for the next three months.
If you don't know what I am talking about you don't live in Saskatchewan.
Lucky you. (In the winter)
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This morning was the annual "Plug-in" ceremony at the ranch.
Today I plugged in our gasoline-powered vehicles into an electrical outlet, in what will be a daily ritual here for the next three months.
If you don't know what I am talking about you don't live in Saskatchewan.
Lucky you. (In the winter)
Today I plugged in our gasoline-powered vehicles into an electrical outlet, in what will be a daily ritual here for the next three months.
If you don't know what I am talking about you don't live in Saskatchewan.
Lucky you. (In the winter)
Good morning.
*Sarcasm intended*
*Sarcasm intended*
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Good morning.
*Sarcasm intended*
*Sarcasm intended*
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Breaking news.
The crockpot went down, halfway through cooking today's roast.
Fortunately, like most Canadians, we carry a spare, and the 'beef goes on'. (Thank you, Sonny Bono. R.I.P)
C'mon!
That line has to be worth a follow.
The crockpot went down, halfway through cooking today's roast.
Fortunately, like most Canadians, we carry a spare, and the 'beef goes on'. (Thank you, Sonny Bono. R.I.P)
C'mon!
That line has to be worth a follow.
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Breaking news.
The crockpot went down, halfway through cooking today's roast.
Fortunately, like most Canadians, we carry a spare, and the 'beef goes on'. (Thank you, Sonny Bono. R.I.P)
C'mon!
That line has to be worth a follow.
The crockpot went down, halfway through cooking today's roast.
Fortunately, like most Canadians, we carry a spare, and the 'beef goes on'. (Thank you, Sonny Bono. R.I.P)
C'mon!
That line has to be worth a follow.
I stood outside tonight and looked at the snow sky hiding the stars, my breath rising in plumes.
"Look Dad, I'm smoking. I'm smoking."
"Don't ever smoke Boy."
Of course you would say that. Smoking killed before we could watch you grow old.
Before I could get to know you better.
And
Sleep well.
"Look Dad, I'm smoking. I'm smoking."
"Don't ever smoke Boy."
Of course you would say that. Smoking killed before we could watch you grow old.
Before I could get to know you better.
And
Sleep well.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I stood outside tonight and looked at the snow sky hiding the stars, my breath rising in plumes.
"Look Dad, I'm smoking. I'm smoking."
"Don't ever smoke Boy."
Of course you would say that. Smoking killed before we could watch you grow old.
Before I could get to know you better.
And
Sleep well.
"Look Dad, I'm smoking. I'm smoking."
"Don't ever smoke Boy."
Of course you would say that. Smoking killed before we could watch you grow old.
Before I could get to know you better.
And
Sleep well.
Celery and Cheez Whiz.
I grew up, and remain, poor.
Celery and Cheez Whiz has always been a favorite treat.
But only when the spread is on sale.
Comfort food varies between the classes.
"Edward hurt my feelings, where is the caviar?"
Give me Celery and Cheez Whiz any day.
I grew up, and remain, poor.
Celery and Cheez Whiz has always been a favorite treat.
But only when the spread is on sale.
Comfort food varies between the classes.
"Edward hurt my feelings, where is the caviar?"
Give me Celery and Cheez Whiz any day.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Celery and Cheez Whiz.
I grew up, and remain, poor.
Celery and Cheez Whiz has always been a favorite treat.
But only when the spread is on sale.
Comfort food varies between the classes.
"Edward hurt my feelings, where is the caviar?"
Give me Celery and Cheez Whiz any day.
I grew up, and remain, poor.
Celery and Cheez Whiz has always been a favorite treat.
But only when the spread is on sale.
Comfort food varies between the classes.
"Edward hurt my feelings, where is the caviar?"
Give me Celery and Cheez Whiz any day.
Is too early to be making up family non-friendly lyrics to the pied in Chistmas music at the grocery?
I am there.
I am there.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Is too early to be making up family non-friendly lyrics to the pied in Chistmas music at the grocery?
I am there.
I am there.
At this time...
22 days.
1 hour.
17 minutes.
I won't state that after this passage the days will begin to lengthen. ( although they will)
I will state that after this time the days will, at the very least, not get bloody shorter. (Until summer, but we will deal with it then)
C'mon solstice.
22 days.
1 hour.
17 minutes.
I won't state that after this passage the days will begin to lengthen. ( although they will)
I will state that after this time the days will, at the very least, not get bloody shorter. (Until summer, but we will deal with it then)
C'mon solstice.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
At this time...
22 days.
1 hour.
17 minutes.
I won't state that after this passage the days will begin to lengthen. ( although they will)
I will state that after this time the days will, at the very least, not get bloody shorter. (Until summer, but we will deal with it then)
C'mon solstice.
22 days.
1 hour.
17 minutes.
I won't state that after this passage the days will begin to lengthen. ( although they will)
I will state that after this time the days will, at the very least, not get bloody shorter. (Until summer, but we will deal with it then)
C'mon solstice.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
1. Trooper (Opening act - Nick Gilder-less Sweeney Todd with their new lead singer....17 year old Brian Adams)
2. Buddy Guy (Twice)
3. George Thorogood and the Destroyers (Twice)
4. Johnny Winter
5. Black Sabbath
1. Trooper (Opening act - Nick Gilder-less Sweeney Todd with their new lead singer....17 year old Brian Adams)
2. Buddy Guy (Twice)
3. George Thorogood and the Destroyers (Twice)
4. Johnny Winter
5. Black Sabbath
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen!
1. Pink Floyd
2. The Rolling Stones
3. Eagles
4. The Who
5. Jackson Browne
1. Pink Floyd
2. The Rolling Stones
3. Eagles
4. The Who
5. Jackson Browne
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen-
1. Phil Collins
2. Don Henley
3. Eddie Money
4. Original Little River Band
5. Moody Blues
1. Phil Collins
2. Don Henley
3. Eddie Money
4. Original Little River Band
5. Moody Blues
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
1. Trooper (Opening act - Nick Gilder-less Sweeney Todd with their new lead singer....17 year old Brian Adams)
2. Buddy Guy (Twice)
3. George Thorogood and the Destroyers (Twice)
4. Johnny Winter
5. Black Sabbath
1. Trooper (Opening act - Nick Gilder-less Sweeney Todd with their new lead singer....17 year old Brian Adams)
2. Buddy Guy (Twice)
3. George Thorogood and the Destroyers (Twice)
4. Johnny Winter
5. Black Sabbath
Today is the 28th.
If I was less of a man I would delete the post.
But...
SEE MY SHAME, WORLD!
If I was less of a man I would delete the post.
But...
SEE MY SHAME, WORLD!
Yesterday the ground was white from the heavy fog .
This morning, through now, the snow has dusted down, adding a permanent skiff on top of yesterday's frost.
Permanent until spring, that is.
I'm calling it.
November 25th is the first day of winter 2025/2026.
This morning, through now, the snow has dusted down, adding a permanent skiff on top of yesterday's frost.
Permanent until spring, that is.
I'm calling it.
November 25th is the first day of winter 2025/2026.
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Today is the 28th.
If I was less of a man I would delete the post.
But...
SEE MY SHAME, WORLD!
If I was less of a man I would delete the post.
But...
SEE MY SHAME, WORLD!
"Da Bears!"
I wonder how many times this line will be posted on the socials at this moment?
I wonder how many times this line will be posted on the socials at this moment?
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Da Bears!"
I wonder how many times this line will be posted on the socials at this moment?
I wonder how many times this line will be posted on the socials at this moment?
Yesterday the ground was white from the heavy fog .
This morning, through now, the snow has dusted down, adding a permanent skiff on top of yesterday's frost.
Permanent until spring, that is.
I'm calling it.
November 25th is the first day of winter 2025/2026.
This morning, through now, the snow has dusted down, adding a permanent skiff on top of yesterday's frost.
Permanent until spring, that is.
I'm calling it.
November 25th is the first day of winter 2025/2026.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Yesterday the ground was white from the heavy fog .
This morning, through now, the snow has dusted down, adding a permanent skiff on top of yesterday's frost.
Permanent until spring, that is.
I'm calling it.
November 25th is the first day of winter 2025/2026.
This morning, through now, the snow has dusted down, adding a permanent skiff on top of yesterday's frost.
Permanent until spring, that is.
I'm calling it.
November 25th is the first day of winter 2025/2026.
Dear Bluesky
Today I called Jack White Jack Black.
Sorry.
I am not losing my grip.
Just tired.
To state again...
Jack WHITE kicked ass as the Lions halftime entertainment.
It's too bad the Lions didn't get the message.
Today I called Jack White Jack Black.
Sorry.
I am not losing my grip.
Just tired.
To state again...
Jack WHITE kicked ass as the Lions halftime entertainment.
It's too bad the Lions didn't get the message.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dear Bluesky
Today I called Jack White Jack Black.
Sorry.
I am not losing my grip.
Just tired.
To state again...
Jack WHITE kicked ass as the Lions halftime entertainment.
It's too bad the Lions didn't get the message.
Today I called Jack White Jack Black.
Sorry.
I am not losing my grip.
Just tired.
To state again...
Jack WHITE kicked ass as the Lions halftime entertainment.
It's too bad the Lions didn't get the message.
A quick trip to Saskatoon, in the fog, this morning.
We still call them telephone poles, but most of those lines around here were buried starting back in the 80s.
If I was alive 80 years ago I might be referring to the "tel-e-o-grafy" poles.
But today I counted power poles to chart visibility
1/2
We still call them telephone poles, but most of those lines around here were buried starting back in the 80s.
If I was alive 80 years ago I might be referring to the "tel-e-o-grafy" poles.
But today I counted power poles to chart visibility
1/2
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A quick trip to Saskatoon, in the fog, this morning.
We still call them telephone poles, but most of those lines around here were buried starting back in the 80s.
If I was alive 80 years ago I might be referring to the "tel-e-o-grafy" poles.
But today I counted power poles to chart visibility
1/2
We still call them telephone poles, but most of those lines around here were buried starting back in the 80s.
If I was alive 80 years ago I might be referring to the "tel-e-o-grafy" poles.
But today I counted power poles to chart visibility
1/2
Good foggy morning.
Have you ever noticed that whenever President Stinky Piggy has extra heat and needs cover, or needs a boost in his "ratings" there is a shooting?
It's too bad that law enforcement and investigative journalists won't do their jobs, and take that pig down!
My last rant for 2025
Have you ever noticed that whenever President Stinky Piggy has extra heat and needs cover, or needs a boost in his "ratings" there is a shooting?
It's too bad that law enforcement and investigative journalists won't do their jobs, and take that pig down!
My last rant for 2025
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Good foggy morning.
Have you ever noticed that whenever President Stinky Piggy has extra heat and needs cover, or needs a boost in his "ratings" there is a shooting?
It's too bad that law enforcement and investigative journalists won't do their jobs, and take that pig down!
My last rant for 2025
Have you ever noticed that whenever President Stinky Piggy has extra heat and needs cover, or needs a boost in his "ratings" there is a shooting?
It's too bad that law enforcement and investigative journalists won't do their jobs, and take that pig down!
My last rant for 2025