dinkleberg.bsky.social
@dinkleberg.bsky.social
George Santos has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC.

Consequently, George Santos has legally changed his name to Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Time for a walk-off balk
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Look how happy these people are to enhance their zoom meeting with the magic of Ai!
May 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Turning my daily 6am alarm off because it's vacation time while simultaneously turning on a non-repeating 6am alarm because I still need to wake up early to actually go on vacation.
April 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It's Beautiful
Comedy Central is back, baby
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Disappointed in today's Bing homepage quiz. Let me flex my mad Tolkien knowledge, damnit!
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Can anyone explain why on star trek TNG, Data is the only one to pronounce 'sensors' normally while everyone else pronounces it robotically as 'sen-sores'? Is it just a gag by the show runners?
March 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me looking up why it's called Sally Mae:
Wow, SLMA sounds like Sally Mae when spelled out, neat!

Me looking up why it's called Freddie Mac:
What demented soul could have possibly heard Freddie from FHL?!
February 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Us Prometheus stans are gearing up for the 4th chance for the movie to be vindicated, only to inevitably continue to eat shit
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I am alarmingly heterosexual man but I am prepared to explode in a cloud of gay anger on behalf of my friends tonight
January 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Scrolling through IMDB when suddenly:
January 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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It really says something about the userbase here that everyone immediately clocked that he registered “GoblinLoveDotcom”
Huh. Seems that Alex Jones took out the website joeroganexposed.com (which has now part of the sale to the Onion pending approval of the bankruptcy court).

I wonder why that was and what Jones would like to "expose" about Joe Rogan....

s3.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
November 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Feel Old Yet? All of the Flies on the Cover of Alice in Chains’ “Jar of Flies” EP Are Dead Now thehardtimes.net/blog/feel-ol...
Feel Old Yet? All of the Flies on the Cover of Alice in Chains’ “Jar of Flies” EP Are Dead Now
It’s hard to believe that Alice In Chains’ iconic EP “Jar of Flies” is almost thirty-years-old. What’s even harder to believe, and to accept, is…
thehardtimes.net
November 18, 2024 at 9:12 PM
The premise of every consumer A.I. advertisement (Apple, Google, etc.) centers around making a mediocre piece of media in an attempt to hide how uncreative or unthoughtful you are
November 10, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I just got a spam call that used the same area code + first two digits of my phone number rather than the typical area code + first three digits which leads me to believe spammers have exhausted the entire population of unclaimed numbers within 9,999 of mine and had to expand to the closest 99,999.
February 9, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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OH BABY YOU
December 26, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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December 21, 2023 at 3:19 PM
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It would be cooler if there were an artist named Rose whose big hit was “Kiss from a Seal”
November 23, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Finally a sect of Christianity I agree with
November 20, 2023 at 4:34 PM
The song 'I can't wait' by nu shooz sounds like a shitpostoster from 2016 time-traveled to 1985

open.spotify.com/track/647q0K...
I Can't Wait
Nu Shooz · Song · 2019
open.spotify.com
November 19, 2023 at 6:15 PM
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November 7, 2023 at 9:19 PM
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You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch
October 31, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.
October 28, 2023 at 6:53 PM
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I don't know this guy, but this remains the funniest lede I've ever read in my life. It's been five years and I still think about it.
October 20, 2023 at 2:06 PM