This is what AI violating consumer privacy looks like
October 15, 2023 at 12:52 AM
This is what AI violating consumer privacy looks like
This is not John Fetterman.
September 19, 2023 at 4:43 PM
This is not John Fetterman.
Heres a dating tip: don’t Jack off a man at a musical in front of kids on a first date
September 19, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Heres a dating tip: don’t Jack off a man at a musical in front of kids on a first date
This is fine. But can I go skydiving with Dale Sveum? Can I take a pottery class with Bip Roberts? CAN I GET A GODDAMN DINNER WITH KIRK MCCASKILL? I want to hang out with baseball players from the 80s. Not these celebrity jokers
September 14, 2023 at 3:12 AM
This is fine. But can I go skydiving with Dale Sveum? Can I take a pottery class with Bip Roberts? CAN I GET A GODDAMN DINNER WITH KIRK MCCASKILL? I want to hang out with baseball players from the 80s. Not these celebrity jokers
When the airline says I did a paint job so bad they had to turn the plane around when in fact it was the man in the captain’s hat who did it
September 7, 2023 at 1:27 PM
When the airline says I did a paint job so bad they had to turn the plane around when in fact it was the man in the captain’s hat who did it
I said sports. Linda
September 6, 2023 at 12:45 AM
I said sports. Linda
I’m Neal Katyal, former Solicitor General of the United States. I defend child slavery sometimes and I’m wearing a rainbow cap with a propeller on it to Burning Man
September 4, 2023 at 1:39 AM
I’m Neal Katyal, former Solicitor General of the United States. I defend child slavery sometimes and I’m wearing a rainbow cap with a propeller on it to Burning Man
You don’t deserve a home
August 27, 2023 at 12:56 PM
You don’t deserve a home
Graphic design is my passion
August 25, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Graphic design is my passion
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
August 23, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
Laugh it up, libs. Is that “funny,” to you? Is it funny that Barbara Walters threw me into a trash can unprompted and I couldn’t go on The View because i was stuck upside down in a trash can?!?
August 21, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Laugh it up, libs. Is that “funny,” to you? Is it funny that Barbara Walters threw me into a trash can unprompted and I couldn’t go on The View because i was stuck upside down in a trash can?!?
LEAVE D BOON AND MIKE WATT ALONE, BRANDON!!!!
August 19, 2023 at 3:13 AM
LEAVE D BOON AND MIKE WATT ALONE, BRANDON!!!!
I have never wanted to subscribe to anything else in my life less than this
August 16, 2023 at 12:53 AM
I have never wanted to subscribe to anything else in my life less than this
He looks like Dr. Oz wearing a ladies’ wig
August 14, 2023 at 5:12 PM
He looks like Dr. Oz wearing a ladies’ wig
This is my favorite immaculate grid of my own
August 10, 2023 at 3:04 AM
This is my favorite immaculate grid of my own
When people say I can’t use Jeff Green every day for the NBA immaculate grid
August 7, 2023 at 8:11 PM
When people say I can’t use Jeff Green every day for the NBA immaculate grid
Try not to have a cameltoe when you’re holding this sign next time
August 6, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Try not to have a cameltoe when you’re holding this sign next time
Don’t like to get political on here but it is WILD that “the Dilbert guy” would post this
August 6, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Don’t like to get political on here but it is WILD that “the Dilbert guy” would post this
Matt Yglesias is a popular pundit with controversial takes. Unfortunately I keep receipts.
August 6, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Matt Yglesias is a popular pundit with controversial takes. Unfortunately I keep receipts.
Thinking about these tweets today
August 2, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Thinking about these tweets today