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dingoatemybaby.bsky.social
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@dingoatemybaby.bsky.social
Once I saw a blimp
This is what AI violating consumer privacy looks like
October 15, 2023 at 12:52 AM
I have some Bluesky invite codes if you know anyone who doesn’t want to give Elon Musk money to use Twitterx
September 19, 2023 at 9:58 PM
This is not John Fetterman.
September 19, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Heres a dating tip: don’t Jack off a man at a musical in front of kids on a first date
September 19, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Did it ever occur to the lib media that some of us *want* our congressional representatives to jack off their boyfriends at a Beetlejuice musical
September 17, 2023 at 6:03 PM
America, I’m sorry that I fell short of my values when I jacked off my boyfriend at the Beetlejuice musical
September 16, 2023 at 3:17 AM
This is fine. But can I go skydiving with Dale Sveum? Can I take a pottery class with Bip Roberts? CAN I GET A GODDAMN DINNER WITH KIRK MCCASKILL? I want to hang out with baseball players from the 80s. Not these celebrity jokers
September 14, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Wow I didn’t know we’re living in George Orwell’s 1984 here
Lauren Boebert escorted out of “Beetlejuice” musical in Denver after “causing a disturbance”
U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a Sunday night performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in downtown Denver, accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and &#8…
www.denverpost.com
September 13, 2023 at 1:03 AM
When the airline says I did a paint job so bad they had to turn the plane around when in fact it was the man in the captain’s hat who did it
September 7, 2023 at 1:27 PM
I feel really bad for that guy who shit himself so bad they had to turn the plane around.
September 7, 2023 at 1:59 AM
I said sports. Linda
September 6, 2023 at 12:45 AM
I’m Neal Katyal, former Solicitor General of the United States. I defend child slavery sometimes and I’m wearing a rainbow cap with a propeller on it to Burning Man
September 4, 2023 at 1:39 AM
I love to be filmed in a room full of guys wearing cowboy hats and we’re all going to drink beer simultaneously. This is not a musical nor is it porn, it’s to help my political career
August 31, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Looking at all of those 20 track comps of everyone’s favorite songs on Twitter, where everyone lists 20 cool songs they pretend to like while they actually listen to Blue (ba da bee) by Eiffel 65 on a loop driving to work
August 28, 2023 at 12:22 AM
You don’t deserve a home
August 27, 2023 at 12:56 PM
NSFW
August 26, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Tv show idea: Billy on the Street, but he is only asking people in Manhattan about the 1987 Milwaukee Brewers
August 25, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Graphic design is my passion
August 25, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
August 23, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Laugh it up, libs. Is that “funny,” to you? Is it funny that Barbara Walters threw me into a trash can unprompted and I couldn’t go on The View because i was stuck upside down in a trash can?!?
August 21, 2023 at 1:27 AM
[me to my 10 yr old son and his friends playing video games] hey you guys like REM
August 19, 2023 at 4:59 PM
LEAVE D BOON AND MIKE WATT ALONE, BRANDON!!!!
August 19, 2023 at 3:13 AM
I have never wanted to subscribe to anything else in my life less than this
August 16, 2023 at 12:53 AM
August 15, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Donald “Drumpf”
August 15, 2023 at 2:17 AM