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Digital Prophet
@digitalprophet.online
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Anti-theist, Anti-capitalist.

I always support the people being invaded and the people being oppressed rather than the invaders and oppressors. Just a weird quirk!

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A screenshot of the windows 11 search, where somebody has entered "terminal" into the search bar, and the first thing that has popped up as a result is an advertisement for the 2018 film "Terminal." The image is labeled "the Microsoft Windows 2025 experience, expressed in a single picture."
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Bricky stands next to a quote: "AI was being introduced by Microsoft as mandatory a while ago," says one source. "The goal for last year, if I recall correctly, was having a 70 or 80% daily usage of AI on general tasks. And the goal for this year was to get up to 100%, so that every artist, designer, developer, even managers have to use it."
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I have no idea why, but when I saw @dsoart.com post a potato the other day I decided to make my own potato creature.

...I don't even know.
Its a... really angry potato, with sharp teeth? I don't... I have no idea why I did this.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Try to imagine the superior tone in my voice when I say "My google loads instantly" while I stand next to my bookshelf, full of books ive never read.
An image of the Encyclopedia Britannica on a shelf
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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A figure marked as "democrats" reaches for a large yellow ball marked "hope." In the second panel, a large tentacled monster marked as "senate democrats" wraps its tentacles around the figure marked "democrats" and keeps them from reaching "hope."
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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>Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.

Gonna have to go with this one, although "Last DJ" is my favorite Tom Petty album.
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A screenshot of a post on twitter by user @CeeHawk. it reads "We're about to find out what's more important: Being racist or being hungry."
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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For just 1200 American freedom bucks, you can help bring companies and game developers together at GDC. Won't you help?

*IN THE AAAAAARMS OF AN ANGEEEEEL*
A (poorly) photoshopped picture of famed rock star developer and ultra-sexy media icon Richard Garriott, with tears coming from his eyes. The caption reads "EVERY COMPANY THAT DOESN'T GO TO GDC MAKES RICHARD GARRIOTT CRY."
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Paging Cory Doctorow.
A screenshot of a post on a different social media platform from user "exwife-of-frankenstein." It reads "Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai features. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks your phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in your country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need a Wifi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call. #IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
October 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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A photo of the firefall bus, on which somebody (it was meeee) has added a cringe tweet from Mark Kern, world's most embarrassing incel man-baby. The text (and the original tweet) reads "Do not fuck with gamers. We're forged by endless boss battles against impossible odds. We do not give up. We do not stop. We are the terminators of the culture wars." The firefall bus, as it happens, did actually stop.
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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This sums up what is happening. If you aren't terrified of privacy violations, anti-consumer features like subscriptions for things that used to be basic features, or planned obsolescence, its because you aren't a tech nerd.

We're all putting masking tape over built-in cameras.
A screenshot from mastodon by user Jely da beegol. It reads "20 years ago, normal people avoided technology and techies would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could. Now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest."
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/36...
A 2025 comic by Gary Larson. The interior of a chimpanzee venue called "Club Gombe." Four chimpanzees are wildly screeching or singing on stage and playing instruments. Three others that we can see sit close to the stage. They are drinking beverages with unpeeled bananas floating in the glasses, and also making noise, apparently. One empty table in the corner has a sign that reads "Reseved. Jane Goodall."
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A screenshot showing interest over time for the search term "Charlie Kirk." The chart starts at almost zero interest, then spikes on september 10th, and immediately drops back down to nothing again by september 28th.
October 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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A quote from the Fat Orange Fuck from 2013 that reads "A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak."
October 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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September 30. October 1.
Richard Gariott, normal human. General Gariott, last hope of humanity.
October 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Lol I just noticed a new list i'm on.
A screenshot from clearsky.app showing that I am now on the "AI Haters" list, a list for "people who subscribe to anti-AI blocklists."
September 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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its HaPpEnInG
September 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I like this guy I don't know who he is but his expression says volumes.
September 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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What's your sign?
A sign at a protest that reads "The only boots worth licking are worn by goth girls."
September 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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The screenshot of the "autism announcement" graphic in which the text has been changed to read "ZYDRATE COMES IN A LITTLE GLASS VIAL."
September 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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ALERT, ALERT, MARK KERN MENTIONED.

NOW POSTING THE OBLIGATORY FIREFALL BUS PICTURE...

Everyone get on the bus, we're going failing!
BEEP BEEP ALL ABOARD THE FAILURE BUS TO DORK TOWN
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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OH MY GOD

General Smith brought rocky road!

*squeeeeee*
Commandant of the Marine Corps General Eric Smith posted up with some delicious ice cream and a very intense look.
September 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM