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As an experiment, went through and blocked a few of the lists that one account who is trying to block everyone got put on.
Never interacted with these people at all. I am now "a fascist, infiltrator, moron" and half of Melodia's vocabulary.
Don't use block lists.
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My interest in (1) tennis and, unrelatedly, (2) the linguistics of profanity means that just now when I saw the phrase "WTA RG F" my brain briefly decided that it meant "what the actual Roland-Garros fuck"
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Very interesting comma situation here. It probably should be Ant, Dec, and Stephen Mulhern.
But you can't do that, look at it, it's weird. Grammatically better, socially dissonant.
@garybrannan.bsky.social

Does anyone know how to scream "MULHERNNNNNNNNN!" in Korean?
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Finally, gingerbread for men.
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Bad news: bookable bus decided to go to wrong bus stop.
Worse news: we had to catch the school bus.
Unexpected news: kid on bus playing guitar. Free live music, can't complain.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Never lived in a place big enough for signature slop, but we've come together as a nation for the sloppiest slop you can slop.
Laverbread:
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Obviously he can't wear them, he's the Pope, he has basically a uniform, and also they're sort of important in a way. So they've gotta go on the wall.

The wall in the Vatican. Next to all the masterpieces from artists they name Ninja Turtles after.
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Northern Lights by Pullman, it can't have been the first current book I read, but it was the first I desperately needed the sequel and it just didn't exist yet.
Strangely mind-blowing for a Classics Kid to think it was being made right then, but agonising too.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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I feel like its been a while since I shared a new pattern so let me rectify that. I've been in a big Gravity Falls mood lately so enjoy my rendition of the classic Bill Cipher Wheel.

ko-fi.com/s/0e51073093

#CrossStitch #BillCipher #GravityFalls
Bill Cipher Wheel Blackwork Cross Stitch Pattern - LittleDollGames's Ko-fi Shop
I don't know why but I've been in a big Gravity Falls mood lately and with that I decided to take a stab at converting the iconic Bill Cipher Wheel in...
ko-fi.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is what restarted history.
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
So tired of tech companies treating me like a little child.
I've turned off the pathetic "rude" filter, but @bsky.app think I still need to be protected and all the sweary replies go with the muted people and terms under a button at the bottom of threads.
Fuck off.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I don't have a lot of patience with anyone (especially men) who try and make housework an iota harder.
Okay Mr. Youtuber, dishwashing power may only sometimes mean you have to do it twice. Wow I guess anyone who doesn't use it is a massive failure.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We had jugs of bubblegum. They sold us the leftover dust and bits from the factory floor and told us to pour it directly into our little maws.
A friend showed me this screenshot and I started cackling, I was staining my tongue three different colors with OtterPops in 1998 are you fucking kidding me
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Finding myself watching Nirvana Unplugged this rainy evening, and reckoning with the weirdest nostalgia.

See my parents were very cool. And I knew they were very cool. So any time they became convinced I loved something I just went along with it.
November 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Got Tone of Voice'd again lxds.

Assigned neurodivergent by every middle aged woman in charge of paperwork I've ever met.
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Tbh, if you're on one side of a debate arguing that something made by a billion dollar company should be more expensive and you're categorising everyone on the other side as "whiners" you do sound like a clueless, classist tit.
And if it wasn't gaming everyone would understand this.
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Penne. It's always the cheapest non spaghetti shape here, so we lived on it for years.
And (the cheap stuff particularly) is much more unforgiving of not being kept very boiling, which of course we also had a crap cooker at the time, so it was always gummy.
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
At this point I'm going to go with "all hail Sinisterbot" because at least whatever it's got planned is probably different.
1086) Sinisterbot. Just showed up this morning, looming over everything. We don't know why. It won't answer any questions. Bit worried tbh. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
One of her favourite hobbies is Stare.
October 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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TIMELINE CLEANSE
October 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
If your name is literally Audacity, you can and should be a little audacious in the branding and not some Beats by Dre bland corporate crap.
WHY DID THEY GENTRIFY THE AUDACITY LOGO
October 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Power went off at 4:30 this afternoon, now expected back at 2pm. The freezer 😟

Worst bit is there's no way to know if we'll get compensation because the scheme has a load of caveats about how it affects the companies.
Bloody ofgem.
October 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM