Ryan
@diecruisin.bsky.social
Trying to decide if I should make a full ass out of myself
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trying to decide if I should make a full ass out of myself
Whenever I post psycho shit on Twitter there’s always one person who likes it first which reminds me that I need to delete it
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Whenever I post psycho shit on Twitter there’s always one person who likes it first which reminds me that I need to delete it
Promoting a show you’re not gonna go to >>>>
September 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Promoting a show you’re not gonna go to >>>>
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Death fuck Tuesday tomorrow
August 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Death fuck Tuesday tomorrow
City of Caterpillar following me on Instagram and seeing my bullshit stories is pretty funny to me
August 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
City of Caterpillar following me on Instagram and seeing my bullshit stories is pretty funny to me
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Can’t sleep clowns will eat me
July 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Can’t sleep clowns will eat me
Opted out of a handjob the other night
July 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Opted out of a handjob the other night
It’s crazy when someone you met on hinge and slept with on your couch less than two years ago gets married
July 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It’s crazy when someone you met on hinge and slept with on your couch less than two years ago gets married
What’s up, contract killer?
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What’s up, contract killer?
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Meat of Messiah
July 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Meat of Messiah
Leo is the 5th member of Fashion Change
July 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Leo is the 5th member of Fashion Change
What’s up with that fuck Me blind song
July 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What’s up with that fuck Me blind song
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Death fuck please
July 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Death fuck please
You ever walk by a weird couple on the street and you’re like “damn these people probably do it together”
July 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You ever walk by a weird couple on the street and you’re like “damn these people probably do it together”
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Why doesnt kroger have cream of sum yung gai
July 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Why doesnt kroger have cream of sum yung gai
I love forgetting about this
July 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I love forgetting about this
I’d pay my life savings for someone to fix my life
July 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’d pay my life savings for someone to fix my life
Nothing like shitting out your whole night
July 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nothing like shitting out your whole night
Bailed on two trips in the last week isolation let’s go happy 4th
July 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Bailed on two trips in the last week isolation let’s go happy 4th
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Ten million bodies, maybe more
June 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ten million bodies, maybe more
Hand tattoos used to mean something
June 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hand tattoos used to mean something