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sam, it’s die-hardman. your next order is available at the delivery terminal. good luck. and remember: trans rights are human rights
happy black friday to me
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
are you dlwhite_author on threads because if so i would like to give you an award
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
never been to the dolby theater before. this ain’t bad
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
from now on whenever a yankees fan on this website complains about cashman i have this video on tap
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i don’t even know what to say
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
it would appear that my mother has discovered voice dictation.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i genuinely do not recognize myself in this picture. but it’s me, i think i am holding a chicken tendy, and i have an atrocious haircut
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
wife sent me this. source unknown
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
where we’re going… we won’t need balls to cum
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
they’re eating her up in the instagram comments that’s for sure
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
respectfully i think both people in this screenshot are absolute shitheads
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
this fucking hurts
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
remember when this guy was funny and not whatever this is??
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
what’s sir ian mckellen doing there
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it’s time… for the main event
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
the dodgers are going out like
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
count fuckula’s cum castle
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
*lawyering leftistly* it is a common tattoo that looks similar to a nazi emblem
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
come the fuck on
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
wizard,
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
respectfully, this makes it seem like i won’t see my order for a long time
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
dog look at the beetlejuice from the beetlejuice stage show. look what they’ve done to my beetlejuice
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
we have got to get the boomers their own place
October 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
classic website action
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i bought tickets for a local concert. now i am getting emails about sabrina carpenter in NYC.

we can’t even do computer right anymore
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM