@dickwarlock.bsky.social
A lot of Saltburn cracked me up. When he pulled out his dick on top of that grave I was hooting and hollering.
January 6, 2024 at 1:20 PM
A lot of Saltburn cracked me up. When he pulled out his dick on top of that grave I was hooting and hollering.
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So sick of this whining from historians. Just let us enjoy movies!!!!
November 7, 2023 at 3:29 AM
So sick of this whining from historians. Just let us enjoy movies!!!!
Too soon man!
October 10, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Too soon man!
Big if true!
October 8, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Big if true!
Everyone should check out my new article on FP,
"Hitler Wasn't Really a Nazi When He Was Invading Russia (That Was Good Actually), Only When He Was Doing the Other Bad Stuff That I'm Not Gonna Talk About Here Very Much".
I really hope you guys like it!
"Hitler Wasn't Really a Nazi When He Was Invading Russia (That Was Good Actually), Only When He Was Doing the Other Bad Stuff That I'm Not Gonna Talk About Here Very Much".
I really hope you guys like it!
October 2, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Everyone should check out my new article on FP,
"Hitler Wasn't Really a Nazi When He Was Invading Russia (That Was Good Actually), Only When He Was Doing the Other Bad Stuff That I'm Not Gonna Talk About Here Very Much".
I really hope you guys like it!
"Hitler Wasn't Really a Nazi When He Was Invading Russia (That Was Good Actually), Only When He Was Doing the Other Bad Stuff That I'm Not Gonna Talk About Here Very Much".
I really hope you guys like it!
Invented an app that brings you a small animal to kill every time Taylor Swift might've had sex.
September 27, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Invented an app that brings you a small animal to kill every time Taylor Swift might've had sex.
Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat(s)
September 23, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat(s)
September 15, 2023 at 11:44 AM
Mr. Bean hurried out of the South Tower embarrassed after a series of mishaps had broken windows and ignited small fires. A shadow passes over him and he looks up relieved. He's off the hook for this one.
September 11, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Mr. Bean hurried out of the South Tower embarrassed after a series of mishaps had broken windows and ignited small fires. A shadow passes over him and he looks up relieved. He's off the hook for this one.
Saw a cool thing this morning. This is two Leopard slugs fucking by dangling on a string of mucus. That white/purple flower looking thing is their intertwined genitals. They're hermaphroditic so after they swap semen on the saliva sex swing they both get pregnant.
September 9, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Saw a cool thing this morning. This is two Leopard slugs fucking by dangling on a string of mucus. That white/purple flower looking thing is their intertwined genitals. They're hermaphroditic so after they swap semen on the saliva sex swing they both get pregnant.
Just found out I was built using RAAC concrete and have well exceeded my lifespan. I am so subject to crumble with little to notice. I'm freaking out man.
September 6, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Just found out I was built using RAAC concrete and have well exceeded my lifespan. I am so subject to crumble with little to notice. I'm freaking out man.
Tenet (2020)
September 5, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Tenet (2020)
It's not like "mandatory". That's heavy... But like we really need you at the employee outing, man. We don't need to have a "bad energy" meeting do we, brother?
September 2, 2023 at 2:16 PM
It's not like "mandatory". That's heavy... But like we really need you at the employee outing, man. We don't need to have a "bad energy" meeting do we, brother?
Next album is gonna be fucking incredible..
August 29, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Next album is gonna be fucking incredible..
Really enjoying Dave the Diver.
August 29, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Really enjoying Dave the Diver.
Going to find all the porn videos with PAWG in the title and comment that they are racist.
August 25, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Going to find all the porn videos with PAWG in the title and comment that they are racist.
Got kicked outta the Criterion Closet for doing gay shit! Thought it was a safe space.
August 23, 2023 at 6:07 PM
Got kicked outta the Criterion Closet for doing gay shit! Thought it was a safe space.
I am easily the most sexual elder millennial poster in the metro railcar.
August 23, 2023 at 11:43 AM
I am easily the most sexual elder millennial poster in the metro railcar.
Tried this new thing called "Goblondes" fantastic traditional Greek dish apparently 🤭🤭
August 18, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Tried this new thing called "Goblondes" fantastic traditional Greek dish apparently 🤭🤭
