Literally bulbasaur (who I love very much, it’s just that dragons > frogs).

Bulbasaur is a frog trying to gaslamp you into thinking it’s a dinosaur with that -saur ending.

Hahaha, if I see a dragon, I choose the dragon. Very simple npc decision-making algorithms.

Charmander is the only correct choice (even though it’s horrible in the first two gyms).

I hear you, but half my motivation for getting a PhD was that “Dr.” would sound funny in front of my name so now that PhD is paying off every time I introduce myself.

Well I exceeded the follow rate limit. Thanks for the link!

Good to see you too!