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I wasn't born this stupid, I took lessons
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so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
August 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Love to see the Sedgwick County Zoo putting out a good explainer on why GenAI slop videos of animals are a problem & how to identify them! It’s succinct, easy to read, and doesn’t shame people for not knowing better. A+ useful link to share with family and friends.

scz.org/blog/the-rea...
The Reality of AI Animal Content – Sedgwick County Zoo
If you spend any time on social media, you’ve probably seen them – bears bouncing on trampolines, apes caught on doorbell cameras, or “rescued” wild animals acting in ways that seem too good to be…
scz.org
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Hey, instead of yelling at people about not using Alt text, if it's really important with you, post the alt text in comments.

Accessibility is important, yes, but let's not forget that people have different levels of energy to provide them.

It is not always malicious intent.
i think the accessibility features on bluesky are great but because i don't use the platform often, i always forget they're there. whenever i post my art, i post the same thing on all my socials at the same time, so it's a lot of copypasting.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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pull-ups are hard and there's no shame in not being able to do them but if you think kids should die of preventable illnesses for eugenics "weakness" reasons you deserve to be laughed at for your fake ass little frog jump for the rest of your life
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Because I'm "like this" I totaled up all the votes to help pick who goes to print. Greens are for sure, yellows are maybe. Orange is probably not, Red is no, Grey is definitely no.
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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and then there's this jerk
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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A few years ago I had a partner who was a former roboticist. Through her I became acutely aware of how much of public-facing robotics is now is pure theatrical smoke and mirrors horseshit intended to dupe credulous tech press and VCs.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Something that has stuck with me for years now is that Ed Brubaker has made more in residuals for the 5 second cameo he had in Captain America: The Winter Soldier than he ever did at Marvel literally creating the comics it’s based on.
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
in a couple years Patrick Stewart is peering suspiciously at the Cerebro set
Brent Spiner and Patrick Stewart on the set of STAR TREK GENERATIONS (1994)
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Took my son to an indoor park that has a dance area where kids are allowed to request songs and since I've been here, they've asked for two songs from Frozen, "Peaches" and then "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters 12 times in a row
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Here's a better post split into 4 images plus I fixed the wonky numbers. Feel free to vote for your top 5 sticker candidates!
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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OK I did this quick and dirty and it turned out way better than I expected. If I had the skill or technology to separate out the original music track I would
March 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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A very happy birthday to @c-rowles.bsky.social who almost singlehandedly convinced me that Jake/Ziyal would be a viable romantic pairing through her artwork alone
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Jack Kirby on shaking down one of his competitors for the affections of his future wife Roz like a mobster. (TCJ)
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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oh no
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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happy for everybody’s lil year-end graphics but nobody is touching the “favorite snacks of 2025” post my uncle just dropped on FB
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Miles Morales Spider-Man by Anand RK
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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lmao
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM