Couillon
@diabsoule.bsky.social
Life is not ours, we are property of life. I’m killing time until time decides I’ve had enough. SELU. SoMiss. LSU. Saints. Pens. Astros. Aston Villa. Louisiana expat. Amateur cook. Historian. \m/
Been in Louisiana since late last Sunday and I’m already looking at houses I’ve seen for sale. Being out in the country around family knowing there’s jobs here for me and it’s going to be really hard to have to go back two days from today.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Been in Louisiana since late last Sunday and I’m already looking at houses I’ve seen for sale. Being out in the country around family knowing there’s jobs here for me and it’s going to be really hard to have to go back two days from today.
Someone’s boyfriend ain’t getting invited back
don’t need to know anything to know the dude in the hoodie was in the right
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Someone’s boyfriend ain’t getting invited back
God hates Iowa
UPDATE: Amounts have INCREASED for virtually everyone on the map since yesterday. This is the National Weather Service’s forecast.
Snow begins this evening in Iowa and reaches Chicago by daybreak. Be where you need to be by sunset tonight, because you do NOT want to travel Saturday.
Snow begins this evening in Iowa and reaches Chicago by daybreak. Be where you need to be by sunset tonight, because you do NOT want to travel Saturday.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
God hates Iowa
#ShowYourPlate
Had to say no to the green bean casserole and rolls.
Had to say no to the green bean casserole and rolls.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
#ShowYourPlate
Had to say no to the green bean casserole and rolls.
Had to say no to the green bean casserole and rolls.
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snoopy look ZOOTED that boy on mars
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
snoopy look ZOOTED that boy on mars
Gotta keep your feet warm! Mother in law gave me a gift.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Gotta keep your feet warm! Mother in law gave me a gift.
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I can’t even
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Says It Will Not Commemorate World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can’t even
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
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the decline and fall of the american republic in two headlines
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the decline and fall of the american republic in two headlines
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Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Lose the weight
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Lose the weight
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The Trump administration’s war on tourism in red states continues
National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The Trump administration’s war on tourism in red states continues
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Leaked Audio Allegedly Nabs Campbell's Soup VP Trashing Food: 'S**t' For F**king Poor People'
www.huffpost.com
Leaked Audio Allegedly Nabs Campbell's Soup VP Trashing Food: 'S**t' For F**king Poor People'
twp.ai
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Leaked Audio Allegedly Nabs Campbell's Soup VP Trashing Food: 'S**t' For F**king Poor People'
I’d rather be whorin too than working for this admin
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’d rather be whorin too than working for this admin
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Washington State-Arizona State followed by UCLA-Cal with the doubleheader being non-conference games with the teams representing FOUR different conferences sucks eggs.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Washington State-Arizona State followed by UCLA-Cal with the doubleheader being non-conference games with the teams representing FOUR different conferences sucks eggs.
Got my missing pay today after having to detail why it was missed and finding out if I wouldn’t have brought it up it wouldn’t have been processed and completely missed. 900 people in my Office had it happen to them. Government is hanging on by a thread from not functioning.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Got my missing pay today after having to detail why it was missed and finding out if I wouldn’t have brought it up it wouldn’t have been processed and completely missed. 900 people in my Office had it happen to them. Government is hanging on by a thread from not functioning.
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The word 'Orwellian' is overused, but calling countries with active human rights protections 'human rights violators' is pure doublespeak.
Countries that have abortion access, DEI policies or protection for LGBTQ+ people will be considered “human rights violators“ by the Trump regime
We’re in the upside down.
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
We’re in the upside down.
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The word 'Orwellian' is overused, but calling countries with active human rights protections 'human rights violators' is pure doublespeak.
Just overheard a daughter arguing with her mom about the age of consent in Louisiana and then asking Siri about it in the middle of Target
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just overheard a daughter arguing with her mom about the age of consent in Louisiana and then asking Siri about it in the middle of Target
I couldn’t imagine anything better on Thanksgiving tbh
Tonight in 1977 — CBS celebrated the 20th anniversary of the founding of Hanna-Barbera w/ a special hosted by Gene Kelly.
Two hours of H-B cartoons in primetime on Thanksgiving night. What a time to be alive. #TVSky #ClassicTV #Animation
Two hours of H-B cartoons in primetime on Thanksgiving night. What a time to be alive. #TVSky #ClassicTV #Animation
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I couldn’t imagine anything better on Thanksgiving tbh
My last 3 vacations:
Current: missing a check from government shutdown that’s waiting to be corrected & issued after having to do the math for them to prove it
Previous: lost glasses in the Gulf - couldn’t see for 3 days
Previous: fired bc of probational fed employee. Spent vacay looking for work
Current: missing a check from government shutdown that’s waiting to be corrected & issued after having to do the math for them to prove it
Previous: lost glasses in the Gulf - couldn’t see for 3 days
Previous: fired bc of probational fed employee. Spent vacay looking for work
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
My last 3 vacations:
Current: missing a check from government shutdown that’s waiting to be corrected & issued after having to do the math for them to prove it
Previous: lost glasses in the Gulf - couldn’t see for 3 days
Previous: fired bc of probational fed employee. Spent vacay looking for work
Current: missing a check from government shutdown that’s waiting to be corrected & issued after having to do the math for them to prove it
Previous: lost glasses in the Gulf - couldn’t see for 3 days
Previous: fired bc of probational fed employee. Spent vacay looking for work
Ever since I was a baby my dad’s mom - my granny - brought rolls and pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. We all thought it was homemade including my Dad. Not until she died did we find out it was all store bought. All of it. The rolls. The filling. The pie crusts. My uncle who lived with her spilled it.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ever since I was a baby my dad’s mom - my granny - brought rolls and pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. We all thought it was homemade including my Dad. Not until she died did we find out it was all store bought. All of it. The rolls. The filling. The pie crusts. My uncle who lived with her spilled it.