Diablo Graves
@diablograves.bsky.social
Just a guy with some cats.
“Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Sam Altman say GenZ will get to work in space to fix the job market on Earth”
Translation: rich billionaires will re-enact Mouthwashing and/or Lethal Company, and you’ll get to be the protagonist!
Translation: rich billionaires will re-enact Mouthwashing and/or Lethal Company, and you’ll get to be the protagonist!
September 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Sam Altman say GenZ will get to work in space to fix the job market on Earth”
Translation: rich billionaires will re-enact Mouthwashing and/or Lethal Company, and you’ll get to be the protagonist!
Translation: rich billionaires will re-enact Mouthwashing and/or Lethal Company, and you’ll get to be the protagonist!
Deltarune chapters 3&4
OFF gets an official release
SILKSONG IN TWO WEEKS!?!
What a year to be alive
OFF gets an official release
SILKSONG IN TWO WEEKS!?!
What a year to be alive
August 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Deltarune chapters 3&4
OFF gets an official release
SILKSONG IN TWO WEEKS!?!
What a year to be alive
OFF gets an official release
SILKSONG IN TWO WEEKS!?!
What a year to be alive
Okay, so I saw Neverway in this morning’s Nintendo showcase, and… has no one before now thought of making Harvest Blood Moon? That idea seems like such an obvious slam dunk in hindsight that I almost can’t believe no one’s thought of it before. I might have to finally play a farming sim…
August 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Okay, so I saw Neverway in this morning’s Nintendo showcase, and… has no one before now thought of making Harvest Blood Moon? That idea seems like such an obvious slam dunk in hindsight that I almost can’t believe no one’s thought of it before. I might have to finally play a farming sim…
“Hmm, I should be less attached to my phone.” *puts it down for a few minutes*
While I’m not looking at it: “Your package is several hours early, but since you didn’t immediately respond, our delivery driver has to choose between having a pee break this shift or leaving it out in the street.”
While I’m not looking at it: “Your package is several hours early, but since you didn’t immediately respond, our delivery driver has to choose between having a pee break this shift or leaving it out in the street.”
July 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Hmm, I should be less attached to my phone.” *puts it down for a few minutes*
While I’m not looking at it: “Your package is several hours early, but since you didn’t immediately respond, our delivery driver has to choose between having a pee break this shift or leaving it out in the street.”
While I’m not looking at it: “Your package is several hours early, but since you didn’t immediately respond, our delivery driver has to choose between having a pee break this shift or leaving it out in the street.”
Me: I’m at a concert instead of just watching it on YT, neat.
My brain: You’re too far away from the stage to view the performance without looking at screens provided by the venue and listening to loudspeakers replicating the performance at what is basically a low-acuity YT video.
Me: Thanks, brain.
My brain: You’re too far away from the stage to view the performance without looking at screens provided by the venue and listening to loudspeakers replicating the performance at what is basically a low-acuity YT video.
Me: Thanks, brain.
June 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Me: I’m at a concert instead of just watching it on YT, neat.
My brain: You’re too far away from the stage to view the performance without looking at screens provided by the venue and listening to loudspeakers replicating the performance at what is basically a low-acuity YT video.
Me: Thanks, brain.
My brain: You’re too far away from the stage to view the performance without looking at screens provided by the venue and listening to loudspeakers replicating the performance at what is basically a low-acuity YT video.
Me: Thanks, brain.
Need to counteract the garbage vibes with some pawsitive ones so here’s a cute picture of Dmitri
March 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Need to counteract the garbage vibes with some pawsitive ones so here’s a cute picture of Dmitri
Conservatives: “Yeah, Trump’s right, we should call take-backsies on the Panama Canal!”
France: “According to your logic you should return the Statue of Liberty.”
Conservatives: “WAAAAH we don’t like being treated the way we treat others!”
Maybe one day we won’t have playground bullies for leaders.
France: “According to your logic you should return the Statue of Liberty.”
Conservatives: “WAAAAH we don’t like being treated the way we treat others!”
Maybe one day we won’t have playground bullies for leaders.
March 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Conservatives: “Yeah, Trump’s right, we should call take-backsies on the Panama Canal!”
France: “According to your logic you should return the Statue of Liberty.”
Conservatives: “WAAAAH we don’t like being treated the way we treat others!”
Maybe one day we won’t have playground bullies for leaders.
France: “According to your logic you should return the Statue of Liberty.”
Conservatives: “WAAAAH we don’t like being treated the way we treat others!”
Maybe one day we won’t have playground bullies for leaders.
Obviously the moderators were biased against Trump: if they had wanted to run a fair debate they wouldn’t have let him take five extra minutes to run his mouth and show everyone how awful he is.
(Note: I shouldn’t have to say this, but this is sarcasm ;P)
(Note: I shouldn’t have to say this, but this is sarcasm ;P)
September 11, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Obviously the moderators were biased against Trump: if they had wanted to run a fair debate they wouldn’t have let him take five extra minutes to run his mouth and show everyone how awful he is.
(Note: I shouldn’t have to say this, but this is sarcasm ;P)
(Note: I shouldn’t have to say this, but this is sarcasm ;P)
AI in the 90s: Many users have stated that their initial reviews of the newest U2 album “Pop” were positive. However, they then changed their minds to indicate that it was NOT as good as they previously thought.
July 19, 2024 at 5:12 PM
AI in the 90s: Many users have stated that their initial reviews of the newest U2 album “Pop” were positive. However, they then changed their minds to indicate that it was NOT as good as they previously thought.
Spoilers for Vertigo: after watching it for the first time this week, I thought it would be cool if there was an alternate end where John and Midge get back together and go after Gavin to bring him to justice and it turns out there is one and that is ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS and that made my week
June 13, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Spoilers for Vertigo: after watching it for the first time this week, I thought it would be cool if there was an alternate end where John and Midge get back together and go after Gavin to bring him to justice and it turns out there is one and that is ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS and that made my week
One of the perils of working from home:
Me: *About to give an important presentation to a lot of people that can’t be interrupted*
Cat: *hairball noises*
Me *nervously hoping that isn’t being picked up on mic and that he won’t have to clean cat vomit out of his bed later*
Me: *About to give an important presentation to a lot of people that can’t be interrupted*
Cat: *hairball noises*
Me *nervously hoping that isn’t being picked up on mic and that he won’t have to clean cat vomit out of his bed later*
March 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
One of the perils of working from home:
Me: *About to give an important presentation to a lot of people that can’t be interrupted*
Cat: *hairball noises*
Me *nervously hoping that isn’t being picked up on mic and that he won’t have to clean cat vomit out of his bed later*
Me: *About to give an important presentation to a lot of people that can’t be interrupted*
Cat: *hairball noises*
Me *nervously hoping that isn’t being picked up on mic and that he won’t have to clean cat vomit out of his bed later*
It’s wild how many people respond to hearing about someone having a gun pulled on them with “You should’ve had a gun yourself.” Really? If they’ve already pulled a gun on you, pulling out your own gun is just going to get you shot. People think they’re Quick Draw McGraw or something…
March 28, 2024 at 2:20 PM
It’s wild how many people respond to hearing about someone having a gun pulled on them with “You should’ve had a gun yourself.” Really? If they’ve already pulled a gun on you, pulling out your own gun is just going to get you shot. People think they’re Quick Draw McGraw or something…
Pfft, pig butchering scam? That would never work on me, anyone that seems to be romantically interested in me is obviously not real, so I’d never fall for—
Message: “Hello, you’re a terrible person and everything you’ve done in life is a failure.”
… tell me more…
Message: “Hello, you’re a terrible person and everything you’ve done in life is a failure.”
… tell me more…
February 29, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Pfft, pig butchering scam? That would never work on me, anyone that seems to be romantically interested in me is obviously not real, so I’d never fall for—
Message: “Hello, you’re a terrible person and everything you’ve done in life is a failure.”
… tell me more…
Message: “Hello, you’re a terrible person and everything you’ve done in life is a failure.”
… tell me more…
Cat: Pet me!
Me: You’re too far away, I can’t reach you.
Cat PET ME!
Me: Look, come over here where I’m sitting and I’ll—
Cat: MROOWWW!
Me: Okay fine, one sec— *gets up*
Cat: *immediately runs past me, jumps into the chair, and goes to sleep*
Me: …
Me: You’re too far away, I can’t reach you.
Cat PET ME!
Me: Look, come over here where I’m sitting and I’ll—
Cat: MROOWWW!
Me: Okay fine, one sec— *gets up*
Cat: *immediately runs past me, jumps into the chair, and goes to sleep*
Me: …
February 4, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Cat: Pet me!
Me: You’re too far away, I can’t reach you.
Cat PET ME!
Me: Look, come over here where I’m sitting and I’ll—
Cat: MROOWWW!
Me: Okay fine, one sec— *gets up*
Cat: *immediately runs past me, jumps into the chair, and goes to sleep*
Me: …
Me: You’re too far away, I can’t reach you.
Cat PET ME!
Me: Look, come over here where I’m sitting and I’ll—
Cat: MROOWWW!
Me: Okay fine, one sec— *gets up*
Cat: *immediately runs past me, jumps into the chair, and goes to sleep*
Me: …
Dang it, I forgot to wish everyone a Happy -50th Anniversary of the ‘74 Solar Eclipse on Saturday. Hope you had a good day at least.
January 30, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Dang it, I forgot to wish everyone a Happy -50th Anniversary of the ‘74 Solar Eclipse on Saturday. Hope you had a good day at least.
I hope
That there is a
Parallel Universe
With a me who succeeded where
I failed.
That there is a
Parallel Universe
With a me who succeeded where
I failed.
December 21, 2023 at 1:30 PM
I hope
That there is a
Parallel Universe
With a me who succeeded where
I failed.
That there is a
Parallel Universe
With a me who succeeded where
I failed.
“Please hold for a one question survey…”
You know what, I’m feeling good today and they did a good job, I’m going to give them a good—
*they hang up*
… WELL NOW I DON’T WANT TO ANYMORE ANYWAY
You know what, I’m feeling good today and they did a good job, I’m going to give them a good—
*they hang up*
… WELL NOW I DON’T WANT TO ANYMORE ANYWAY
December 12, 2023 at 9:52 PM
“Please hold for a one question survey…”
You know what, I’m feeling good today and they did a good job, I’m going to give them a good—
*they hang up*
… WELL NOW I DON’T WANT TO ANYMORE ANYWAY
You know what, I’m feeling good today and they did a good job, I’m going to give them a good—
*they hang up*
… WELL NOW I DON’T WANT TO ANYMORE ANYWAY
Cat #1: Oh, I can get under the bed? Time to cough up some hairballs under there.
Me: Ugh, I’m sick of having to get under there to clean up, I’m blocking this off.
Cat #1: *shrug* Ok, plenty of other places.
Me: Ugh, I’m sick of having to get under there to clean up, I’m blocking this off.
Cat #1: *shrug* Ok, plenty of other places.
November 26, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Cat #1: Oh, I can get under the bed? Time to cough up some hairballs under there.
Me: Ugh, I’m sick of having to get under there to clean up, I’m blocking this off.
Cat #1: *shrug* Ok, plenty of other places.
Me: Ugh, I’m sick of having to get under there to clean up, I’m blocking this off.
Cat #1: *shrug* Ok, plenty of other places.
Just here to support friends and maybe post the occasional cat picture.
October 20, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Just here to support friends and maybe post the occasional cat picture.