David Hansen, playwright
@dhansenx.bsky.social
Father. Runner. Writer of fine plays.
www.davidhansen.org
www.davidhansen.org
Kissing in the Old Arcade is hot.
July 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Kissing in the Old Arcade is hot.
When Sen. Joni Ernest said, "Well, we all are going to die,” I didn’t think she meant right away.
June 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
When Sen. Joni Ernest said, "Well, we all are going to die,” I didn’t think she meant right away.
War is peace.
June 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
War is peace.
Who radicalized him
June 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Who radicalized him
Whenever anyone comments "where's the parade for ___?" another decade is added to the need for Pride to exist.
June 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Whenever anyone comments "where's the parade for ___?" another decade is added to the need for Pride to exist.
John Mulaney and Mike Faist should do a buddy picture
May 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
John Mulaney and Mike Faist should do a buddy picture
When an old person says things like, “We didn’t have things like ADHD or Autism or racism or
April 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When an old person says things like, “We didn’t have things like ADHD or Autism or racism or
Guardians is such a cool name for a baseball team
April 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Guardians is such a cool name for a baseball team
I don't say this often because it just sounds like a childish insult, but it's actually true, Donald J. Trump is dumb.
April 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I don't say this often because it just sounds like a childish insult, but it's actually true, Donald J. Trump is dumb.
They tried making flesh matching round bandages to obscure zits, and Gen Z was like fuck that make them cobalt blue and in the shape of a bunny
March 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
They tried making flesh matching round bandages to obscure zits, and Gen Z was like fuck that make them cobalt blue and in the shape of a bunny
Surely any organization celebrating Saint Patrick's Day are at risk of having their federal funding revoked.
March 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Surely any organization celebrating Saint Patrick's Day are at risk of having their federal funding revoked.
Alexander cutting the Gordian Knot only the knot is intact and everyone standing around watching has been cut in half.
March 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Alexander cutting the Gordian Knot only the knot is intact and everyone standing around watching has been cut in half.
But it’s the BEST worst stock market
March 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
But it’s the BEST worst stock market
Old enough to remember Ronald Reagan being lauded for restoring dignity to the White House after Jimmy Carter once wore a sweater on national TV.
January 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Old enough to remember Ronald Reagan being lauded for restoring dignity to the White House after Jimmy Carter once wore a sweater on national TV.
Yes. We want you to go swimming.
January 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Yes. We want you to go swimming.
When we run marathons we complete them, so in spite of all my physical needs and instincts I will stick around for DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024). But I am packed and ready to hit the road. Ack! Ack!
#sfmarathon50
#sfmarathon50
January 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When we run marathons we complete them, so in spite of all my physical needs and instincts I will stick around for DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024). But I am packed and ready to hit the road. Ack! Ack!
#sfmarathon50
#sfmarathon50
Yep, fast asleep during all the most exciting parts of the last film. We’re winding down, two flicks left and I’ve put my pants back on.
#sfmarathon50
#sfmarathon50
January 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Yep, fast asleep during all the most exciting parts of the last film. We’re winding down, two flicks left and I’ve put my pants back on.
#sfmarathon50
#sfmarathon50
Secret #2 hints:
Trailer for “Gorillas in the Mist”
Trailer for “The Whales of August”
Looney Tunes: Rabbit Fire
Any ideas?
#sfmarathon50
Trailer for “Gorillas in the Mist”
Trailer for “The Whales of August”
Looney Tunes: Rabbit Fire
Any ideas?
#sfmarathon50
January 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Secret #2 hints:
Trailer for “Gorillas in the Mist”
Trailer for “The Whales of August”
Looney Tunes: Rabbit Fire
Any ideas?
#sfmarathon50
Trailer for “Gorillas in the Mist”
Trailer for “The Whales of August”
Looney Tunes: Rabbit Fire
Any ideas?
#sfmarathon50
Our first CWRU Science Fiction Marathon was probably 1996. I can’t recall going before that time.
THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE DIMENSION (1984) played that year, too. The riffing got really sexist and my partner loudly told them to knock that stuff off. They did.
#sfmarathon50
THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE DIMENSION (1984) played that year, too. The riffing got really sexist and my partner loudly told them to knock that stuff off. They did.
#sfmarathon50
January 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Our first CWRU Science Fiction Marathon was probably 1996. I can’t recall going before that time.
THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE DIMENSION (1984) played that year, too. The riffing got really sexist and my partner loudly told them to knock that stuff off. They did.
#sfmarathon50
THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE DIMENSION (1984) played that year, too. The riffing got really sexist and my partner loudly told them to knock that stuff off. They did.
#sfmarathon50
Enjoyed popcorn and soda for the last movie, I got some Haribos for this and I hear there’s gonna be burgers.
#sfmarathon50
#sfmarathon50
January 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Enjoyed popcorn and soda for the last movie, I got some Haribos for this and I hear there’s gonna be burgers.
#sfmarathon50
#sfmarathon50
The Saturday night crowd has appeared to fill in empty seats and see 2001 (1968).
I hadn’t even seen it until last year when it was streaming, I’d been waiting for a big screen opportunity and now I got one.
#sfmarathon50
I hadn’t even seen it until last year when it was streaming, I’d been waiting for a big screen opportunity and now I got one.
#sfmarathon50
January 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Saturday night crowd has appeared to fill in empty seats and see 2001 (1968).
I hadn’t even seen it until last year when it was streaming, I’d been waiting for a big screen opportunity and now I got one.
#sfmarathon50
I hadn’t even seen it until last year when it was streaming, I’d been waiting for a big screen opportunity and now I got one.
#sfmarathon50
What we’re being told is THE LOST WORLD was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s only short story that wasn’t a Sherlock Holmes story.
We’re about to see the 1924 silent film adaptation featuring a live score performed by Jeff Rapsis!
#sfmarathon50
We’re about to see the 1924 silent film adaptation featuring a live score performed by Jeff Rapsis!
#sfmarathon50
January 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What we’re being told is THE LOST WORLD was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s only short story that wasn’t a Sherlock Holmes story.
We’re about to see the 1924 silent film adaptation featuring a live score performed by Jeff Rapsis!
#sfmarathon50
We’re about to see the 1924 silent film adaptation featuring a live score performed by Jeff Rapsis!
#sfmarathon50
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951) remains one of the very best science fiction films ever made.
I feel as thought it is on the list every time I attend this marathon.
That’s not a complaint.
#sfmarathon50
I feel as thought it is on the list every time I attend this marathon.
That’s not a complaint.
#sfmarathon50
January 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951) remains one of the very best science fiction films ever made.
I feel as thought it is on the list every time I attend this marathon.
That’s not a complaint.
#sfmarathon50
I feel as thought it is on the list every time I attend this marathon.
That’s not a complaint.
#sfmarathon50