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He/him. Hobby painter and cat dad. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 - none are free until we are all free.
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Going to start sharing my painted miniatures on here. If anyone finds or knows of a mini painting feed I can subscribe to, that would be great!
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everyone else in the pluribus mentally begging me to stop thinking about a little egg with a big human ass. i ignore them and start making him dance. an airliner crashes in the distance
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Cannot think of a bigger loser move than going to a party, taking a picture of a person at that party, and having the Nazi chatbot do an "epic vulgar roast" of them.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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brother rat
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I dunno what this 3D bullshit is, but I fucking HATE it!
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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lie cheat and steal podcast scooped these guys
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Famously good judge of character Kara Swisher
The piece quotes Kara Swisher — later identified as a friend of Nuzzi's — saying her piece about Biden's age was "the best political reporting out there."

But it wasn't! It came out two weeks after the debate and is just a bunch of anonymous quotes from insiders. Replacement-level stuff.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hard left turn into grimdark:

Have him wake up as a Space a Marine lol
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Every single one of Kaine's offices is closed and not taking calls.

So no chance to voice your opposition to his support for this bullshit plan.

Can't wait to give anyone willing to primary him my money and vote.
Tim Kaine unfortunately isn’t up until 2030 but that means we’ve got time, he’s not fit for this era and he’s gotta go
“Um well there aren’t even any Senate Dem Press releases saying they support the deal”

Sen Tim Kaine: Hold my beer
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The "woman" in this image is 3 seconds away from tearing your throat out with her bare teeth.

The fact that Elon can't see that is so unbelievably telling.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
300 million Americans losing 135 billion pounds means we all have to lose - AT MINIMUM - 450 pounds
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Listening to early 2000's pop punk and ska music to mentally regulate this flood of . . . good? . . . emotions
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM