a 9mm costs like a quarter and permanently solves a human-shaped problem that is constantly trying to kill me and frankly you can't beat those economics

guys guys they tore down the power plant now we can live free of worry in the exclusion zone

not that it should be gendered in the first place but like. describing reality as it is here not as it should be

the intersectionality helps devalue it further because we as a society are constitutionally incapable of properly appreciating what's seen as women's work

looking smugly at a liberal once i finally get my way and go all in on red at the blackjack table and spontaneously combust

on the bright side, their general disinterest on the averages for comprehension that isn't deeply schizophrenic and self-affirming is currently destroying american empire in real time. so. swings and roundabouts

worse, it's wasted magic.

our true and most wasted miracle is memetics. so divine as to render gods logical. yet it is a boundless ocean with shit in the river. i fucking hate it here.

remember our promise (to look hot as fuck)

time to lose ten times the rounding error of "savings" up to this point to tax fraud being de facto legal

i'd say the cynical capitalists are getting what they deserve by having the true believers get their hands on the wheel and irrevocably fucking up the extraction machine, but we all know who's really gonna foot the bill for all this

like a groyper got his hands on the systems that handle, among other things, payments for treasury bonds, and therefore has potentially set a bomb at the foundation of the global economy. you're not a serious state if that can just happen to you. what the fuck are you doing

it's hard to be stern and proud about what has become dead nerve endings more than any sort of active behavior

getting the 7 oz bag is a very easy way to lose custody of your taste buds for about 16 hours

people love calling situations trolley problems when, if faithfully translated, it would have a third rail line with no bodies on it that "we've" collectively decided does not exist or can't be used for some stupid reason

man the 'finger on the eject button' thought really encapsulated this perfectly in the medium of rpg mechanics huh