Aaron Kohlbeck
@dexterhandsome.bsky.social
Has wooden teeth. Chases Moby Dick.
Logged back on to this app just so I could block the VP. Guess I could hang around more.
June 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Logged back on to this app just so I could block the VP. Guess I could hang around more.
Going to bed much happier than I thought I might.
Good job Wisco!
Good job Wisco!
April 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Going to bed much happier than I thought I might.
Good job Wisco!
Good job Wisco!
Duffy sounds like the small town people I grew up with talking about the big city and how scary it is.
Duffy on the New York City subway: "It's dangerous. It's dirty ... they don't want you to drive your car. They want you to take a train. If you want me to take a train, make the train safe, make it clean. But if you won't do that, we're gonna pull money."
March 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Duffy sounds like the small town people I grew up with talking about the big city and how scary it is.
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Left the TV on after the Super Bowl and 'The Floor' started. Casually watching until I saw someone in the crowd that looked familiar and was like "Is that Dante from 'Clerks'"?
It was Dante from 'Clerks'.
It was Dante from 'Clerks'.
February 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Left the TV on after the Super Bowl and 'The Floor' started. Casually watching until I saw someone in the crowd that looked familiar and was like "Is that Dante from 'Clerks'"?
It was Dante from 'Clerks'.
It was Dante from 'Clerks'.
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it is october 2023. drake just tied michael jackson in #1 hits. he worked so hard. he is so happy. whatever lays ahead, his future is bright.
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it is october 2023. drake just tied michael jackson in #1 hits. he worked so hard. he is so happy. whatever lays ahead, his future is bright.
I thought I didn't really care about this game, but man am I enjoying the Chiefs losing.
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I thought I didn't really care about this game, but man am I enjoying the Chiefs losing.
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
Had to walk out of the office for something and totally pulled a Far Side on this door. Couldn't figure out why I couldn't get out for a hot minute.
January 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Had to walk out of the office for something and totally pulled a Far Side on this door. Couldn't figure out why I couldn't get out for a hot minute.
Trump: *spends 15 minutes passing the buck*
Sean Duffy: "We will not pass the buck"
Sean Duffy: "We will not pass the buck"
January 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trump: *spends 15 minutes passing the buck*
Sean Duffy: "We will not pass the buck"
Sean Duffy: "We will not pass the buck"
As a Wisconsinite, I've hated Sean Duffy for much longer than most people.
January 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
As a Wisconsinite, I've hated Sean Duffy for much longer than most people.
This press conference is certainly something. Took a bit longer to get to blaming DEI than I thought but it was so much worse than I thought it'd be.
January 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This press conference is certainly something. Took a bit longer to get to blaming DEI than I thought but it was so much worse than I thought it'd be.
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I'm going to keep saying this...
The BILLIONAIRES think the
poor,
disabled,
minorities,
women, and
disenfranchised,
have too much.
The BILLIONAIRES think that the homeless are getting too much help.
And the fucker has the balls to sell a bible.
The BILLIONAIRES think the
poor,
disabled,
minorities,
women, and
disenfranchised,
have too much.
The BILLIONAIRES think that the homeless are getting too much help.
And the fucker has the balls to sell a bible.
January 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm going to keep saying this...
The BILLIONAIRES think the
poor,
disabled,
minorities,
women, and
disenfranchised,
have too much.
The BILLIONAIRES think that the homeless are getting too much help.
And the fucker has the balls to sell a bible.
The BILLIONAIRES think the
poor,
disabled,
minorities,
women, and
disenfranchised,
have too much.
The BILLIONAIRES think that the homeless are getting too much help.
And the fucker has the balls to sell a bible.
#Lego night because sometimes you need to just build Legos.
I've had this bonsai tree for at least a year and a half so I figured it was time to put it together.
I've had this bonsai tree for at least a year and a half so I figured it was time to put it together.
January 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
#Lego night because sometimes you need to just build Legos.
I've had this bonsai tree for at least a year and a half so I figured it was time to put it together.
I've had this bonsai tree for at least a year and a half so I figured it was time to put it together.
Fucking Chiefs. Fucking Eagles.
January 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Fucking Chiefs. Fucking Eagles.
I don't have a Reddit account, but I'm thinking of creating one just so I can upvote all the subreddits polling to ban links to X.
January 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I don't have a Reddit account, but I'm thinking of creating one just so I can upvote all the subreddits polling to ban links to X.
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In mourning for David Lynch.
Never forget. In sequel season of Twin Peaks he plays an FBI boss who says to agents who disapprove of trans agent Denise
'Fix your hearts or die'
Never forget. In sequel season of Twin Peaks he plays an FBI boss who says to agents who disapprove of trans agent Denise
'Fix your hearts or die'
January 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In mourning for David Lynch.
Never forget. In sequel season of Twin Peaks he plays an FBI boss who says to agents who disapprove of trans agent Denise
'Fix your hearts or die'
Never forget. In sequel season of Twin Peaks he plays an FBI boss who says to agents who disapprove of trans agent Denise
'Fix your hearts or die'
I think I used the wrong instructions.
January 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think I used the wrong instructions.
I've spent too much time thinking about where you position yourself when taking a group selfie and what it says about who you are.
January 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I've spent too much time thinking about where you position yourself when taking a group selfie and what it says about who you are.
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What horrible things did we do to our penises last year? defector.com/what-horribl...
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? | Defector
Happy new year to one and all. Make a resolution never to do any of these things. All descriptions are taken verbatim from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visi...
defector.com
January 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
What horrible things did we do to our penises last year? defector.com/what-horribl...
This is my favorite quote in all of the Discworld. Just so good.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 26, 2024 at 4:43 AM
This is my favorite quote in all of the Discworld. Just so good.
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I don't know if there's a band more universally reviled by gen x and lauded by millennials than counting crows
December 11, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I don't know if there's a band more universally reviled by gen x and lauded by millennials than counting crows
Just finished 'Starter Villain' by @scalzi.com last night.
John continues to write delightful stories and I can't recommend them enough!
John continues to write delightful stories and I can't recommend them enough!
December 6, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Just finished 'Starter Villain' by @scalzi.com last night.
John continues to write delightful stories and I can't recommend them enough!
John continues to write delightful stories and I can't recommend them enough!
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american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
November 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert