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Eric Peter DeWolff
@dewolffmaninmpls.bsky.social
Humorist & stand up comedian; voice; appreciation of pet nation, kindness, blessings, wordplay and learning every day!!
Dislikes: junk, monkey-junk. Also some complexities 😉🐺🫡 live well kiddos!
So, Commerce & Opportunity knocked,
and those businesspeople were the knockers.
Geez, if the product line were sports event tix, or pork belly futures?!
It’d be a non-story!

Just because they’re peddling
other human beings?”

Picky-picky-picky.

At least they appreciate life.
And trade on that. 😉😱
September 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This young fellow is also . . .
worthy of some luv!!
Did I stutter?
I think not!
If you want to rock ‘n’ roll —
Just say “SKÖL!”
DeWolff Pack salutes
Minnesota Vikings, 1-0!!
D+🐺 🫡🫡
September 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM

It’s 2025… (More or less)
How does anySOUL single-handedly go from potentially behind bars FACING CONSEQUENCES to …
Grand emperor of all time?
There’s no way that could ever happen!!
Cue whole parts of the country responding,
“Hold my beer. Also hold my meth,”
Think #BadHairyanNation! 🐺🫡
September 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You can do better. 😱
You have. 😉
Golly!
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My reply is to ALL leadership, not only a Minnesota contingent, but a more unified or less extremist driven.

I can’t believe this is “going out on a limb” as if anyone is pro-violence or violent crime tolerant?

The room for improvement is also a substantial challenge, one we cannot ignore!!
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
So file a class-action lawsuit?
Call your Representative, your congresspeople, your Mayor/County Commissioners and raise a fuss!! Put your government officials on notice that you’re putting them to work for you . . . Because that’s what they’re supposed to be doing there. Not just being fat cats.
August 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
George Hamilton and James Brolin in an alternate universe.
….in these “Unprecedented Times!”
August 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Is George Hamilton in an upgraded body these days?
Shrugging, “A, I didn’t know!”
I can hardly wait till we teach the AI to shrug off consequences as easily as we have. Boy that’ll leave them a lot of time on their hands to think of some shit.
August 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Duke, you know how I feel!
But our families will always have this “Speciesism”, and that won’t change.
I don’t care!
I just want to be with you.
Love is Love!💕

Bessie-Lee

~ Me, trolling the easily troll-able folk!
August 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I gather that “It ain’t gonna go away”.

Requests? How about rebranding the Everly Brothers’ “Bye Bye Love”? They might just replace the word “love” with, oh, maybe a surname?

A Music fan with ideas. 🪕🎸🥁

🎶 “ It ain’t gonna go away!” 🎶
August 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Well, or at least a pretty good dane.
See also Not-so-bad Dane.
August 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Also the same thought here.
August 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
👍
August 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Be confident it WOULD INDEED raise mucho dinero.
***** A very creative idea!! *****
Also, I’m thinking this morphs into something else.
As in, wouldn’t it slowly turn into a make-shift (non-student) lock-in?
—Which would be better than getting popped for DWI by local
Law Enforcement.
**NICE!**
August 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Honest to God!
This looks like that one famous pigeon whose father owned a bread factory!
“Dad” set him up with virtually an inexhaustible supply of bread loaves. All he’s got to show for his legacy is one slice of bread?
Who the hell does he think he is?
A candidate? 😉🫡🐺🫡
~ Pigeon President? ~
August 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This was originally up around 1027 but I spotted a typo and obsessed over it.
August 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Stray cats, waiting. . .
Up and down the boulevard
Nine lives, mating!
Mittens, Muffin,
Caterwaul in the night-ee-yight
It goes on and on
(Meow ! Meow! Meow!) (?)
(Or Just zero lyrics + insane amounts of cat vocals by everyone in the room
August 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
General Trump. Full Dress Uniform ➡️Exaggerated to his levels(?)
Deep down he wants the coolest bestest uniform which he doesn’t actually know Bo-Diddly or piddly-diddlySquat about! 🫡🫡
Commander-and-Chef?
More like Swedish Chef of The Muppet Show fame!
“Bort Bort Bort!”
August 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM