Eric Peter DeWolff
@dewolffmaninmpls.bsky.social
Humorist & stand up comedian; voice; appreciation of pet nation, kindness, blessings, wordplay and learning every day!!
Dislikes: junk, monkey-junk. Also some complexities 😉🐺🫡 live well kiddos!
Dislikes: junk, monkey-junk. Also some complexities 😉🐺🫡 live well kiddos!
Oops!
(Well, oops plus a hasty retreat!)
(Well, oops plus a hasty retreat!)
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oops!
(Well, oops plus a hasty retreat!)
(Well, oops plus a hasty retreat!)
Today, in less dramatic news
during these Unprecedented Times.
during these Unprecedented Times.
October 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Today, in less dramatic news
during these Unprecedented Times.
during these Unprecedented Times.
Purple Hearts for Annunciation parishioners:
When the fallen our children,
we ALL are wounded.
#AnnunciationChurch
#AnunciatonAugust26th2025
When the fallen our children,
we ALL are wounded.
#AnnunciationChurch
#AnunciatonAugust26th2025
August 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Purple Hearts for Annunciation parishioners:
When the fallen our children,
we ALL are wounded.
#AnnunciationChurch
#AnunciatonAugust26th2025
When the fallen our children,
we ALL are wounded.
#AnnunciationChurch
#AnunciatonAugust26th2025
@nightengalejr.bsky.social
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like the local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like the local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!
August 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@nightengalejr.bsky.social
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like the local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like the local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!
@twins0.bsky.social
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like those local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* * As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like those local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* * As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!
August 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@twins0.bsky.social
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like those local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* * As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!
Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcaster relievers? It seems like those local faves & Hall of Famers are intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either.
* * As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun!
My brother’s apple tree is getting exclusive clientele.
Last week it was one woodland wanderer, Woodrow Woodchuck, LFF-er,
and today?
A Dancing Doe!
Dierdra and Dieter ?
Bitsy and Bucky ?
He was camera shy,
or suspicious. Enjoy!
Last week it was one woodland wanderer, Woodrow Woodchuck, LFF-er,
and today?
A Dancing Doe!
Dierdra and Dieter ?
Bitsy and Bucky ?
He was camera shy,
or suspicious. Enjoy!
August 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My brother’s apple tree is getting exclusive clientele.
Last week it was one woodland wanderer, Woodrow Woodchuck, LFF-er,
and today?
A Dancing Doe!
Dierdra and Dieter ?
Bitsy and Bucky ?
He was camera shy,
or suspicious. Enjoy!
Last week it was one woodland wanderer, Woodrow Woodchuck, LFF-er,
and today?
A Dancing Doe!
Dierdra and Dieter ?
Bitsy and Bucky ?
He was camera shy,
or suspicious. Enjoy!
@ibanut56.bsky.social
FYI: an introductory screenshot of my um shenanigans & pov
FYI: an introductory screenshot of my um shenanigans & pov
August 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@ibanut56.bsky.social
FYI: an introductory screenshot of my um shenanigans & pov
FYI: an introductory screenshot of my um shenanigans & pov
I’m pitching Munchie Cycle Consumerism as I’m launching a pop-up industry branching out as wanted.
This may be more Patreon-ready than anticipated for ordinary times.
#Crowdfunding/BlatantlyImmoral
#EconomicCrunch
#MixInaWordSalad
#MunchieBoutique(s)
#FastFoodBuzzDemographic
#WastedElegantly
This may be more Patreon-ready than anticipated for ordinary times.
#Crowdfunding/BlatantlyImmoral
#EconomicCrunch
#MixInaWordSalad
#MunchieBoutique(s)
#FastFoodBuzzDemographic
#WastedElegantly
August 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m pitching Munchie Cycle Consumerism as I’m launching a pop-up industry branching out as wanted.
This may be more Patreon-ready than anticipated for ordinary times.
#Crowdfunding/BlatantlyImmoral
#EconomicCrunch
#MixInaWordSalad
#MunchieBoutique(s)
#FastFoodBuzzDemographic
#WastedElegantly
This may be more Patreon-ready than anticipated for ordinary times.
#Crowdfunding/BlatantlyImmoral
#EconomicCrunch
#MixInaWordSalad
#MunchieBoutique(s)
#FastFoodBuzzDemographic
#WastedElegantly
@natashalyonne.bsky.social
Ooh, I just saw you in “TFF:First Steps” and you’re looking good, young lady. Not a bad spot in the Marvel Comics Universe!
Ooh, I just saw you in “TFF:First Steps” and you’re looking good, young lady. Not a bad spot in the Marvel Comics Universe!
July 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
@natashalyonne.bsky.social
Ooh, I just saw you in “TFF:First Steps” and you’re looking good, young lady. Not a bad spot in the Marvel Comics Universe!
Ooh, I just saw you in “TFF:First Steps” and you’re looking good, young lady. Not a bad spot in the Marvel Comics Universe!
Still every soul there had some new story.
July 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Still every soul there had some new story.
Nostalgia for this current era in history is being obscured by the daily dose of “WTF-themed” shaving-show.
*Clearly not “shaving”. You know what I mean.
It’s a statement I’ve made before today. Nostalgia just isn’t what it used to be. Wink wink.
Carry on!
DeWolff Salute to all good readers.
D🐺🫡
*Clearly not “shaving”. You know what I mean.
It’s a statement I’ve made before today. Nostalgia just isn’t what it used to be. Wink wink.
Carry on!
DeWolff Salute to all good readers.
D🐺🫡
July 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nostalgia for this current era in history is being obscured by the daily dose of “WTF-themed” shaving-show.
*Clearly not “shaving”. You know what I mean.
It’s a statement I’ve made before today. Nostalgia just isn’t what it used to be. Wink wink.
Carry on!
DeWolff Salute to all good readers.
D🐺🫡
*Clearly not “shaving”. You know what I mean.
It’s a statement I’ve made before today. Nostalgia just isn’t what it used to be. Wink wink.
Carry on!
DeWolff Salute to all good readers.
D🐺🫡
@cats.bsky.social In a sort of coincidence, I had your image on screen just as a text came in from a local radio station / contest feedback.
Resulting in this screen-grab. I hope that’s okay by you. Not monetizing the image. Thank you for sharing.
Resulting in this screen-grab. I hope that’s okay by you. Not monetizing the image. Thank you for sharing.
July 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
@cats.bsky.social In a sort of coincidence, I had your image on screen just as a text came in from a local radio station / contest feedback.
Resulting in this screen-grab. I hope that’s okay by you. Not monetizing the image. Thank you for sharing.
Resulting in this screen-grab. I hope that’s okay by you. Not monetizing the image. Thank you for sharing.
Actually, I can’t prove which side he’s on, but either way . . .
he’s tuckered out!! 🐺🫡
he’s tuckered out!! 🐺🫡
June 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Actually, I can’t prove which side he’s on, but either way . . .
he’s tuckered out!! 🐺🫡
he’s tuckered out!! 🐺🫡
Congressional Cafeteria expansion? FULLY Funded by “We the American people!”
June 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Congressional Cafeteria expansion? FULLY Funded by “We the American people!”
“Private Big Breakfast for one, please?”
“Yes, mi’lord. At your usual place?”
“If you would kindly, Miss Sheila,”
“Yes, mi’lord,”
* * * * * aaaand Scene.
CUT! PRINT!!
“Yes, mi’lord. At your usual place?”
“If you would kindly, Miss Sheila,”
“Yes, mi’lord,”
* * * * * aaaand Scene.
CUT! PRINT!!
May 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
“Private Big Breakfast for one, please?”
“Yes, mi’lord. At your usual place?”
“If you would kindly, Miss Sheila,”
“Yes, mi’lord,”
* * * * * aaaand Scene.
CUT! PRINT!!
“Yes, mi’lord. At your usual place?”
“If you would kindly, Miss Sheila,”
“Yes, mi’lord,”
* * * * * aaaand Scene.
CUT! PRINT!!
The Holy Father signals to the bull-pen. Probably a right-hander as a set-up man.
#Cardinals
#Padres
#GoTwins!!
#Cardinals
#Padres
#GoTwins!!
May 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The Holy Father signals to the bull-pen. Probably a right-hander as a set-up man.
#Cardinals
#Padres
#GoTwins!!
#Cardinals
#Padres
#GoTwins!!
Recent curiosity action.
Warren ZEVON! “Awoooo!” (IYKYK!)
Please feel free to inundate me with invisible merchandise that I won’t purchase or already own .
Or not.
Warren ZEVON! “Awoooo!” (IYKYK!)
Please feel free to inundate me with invisible merchandise that I won’t purchase or already own .
Or not.
May 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Recent curiosity action.
Warren ZEVON! “Awoooo!” (IYKYK!)
Please feel free to inundate me with invisible merchandise that I won’t purchase or already own .
Or not.
Warren ZEVON! “Awoooo!” (IYKYK!)
Please feel free to inundate me with invisible merchandise that I won’t purchase or already own .
Or not.
I walked across the street and got a shepherd’s pie.
To be fair, they were busy tending their flock.
I left them a note and $20 dollars for the inconvenience.
I’m lucky they had the pie today. Usually it’s a ratty cheese and lunch meat quickie, dry and unloved by all.
—just like us! 🤔🤯🐺💨
To be fair, they were busy tending their flock.
I left them a note and $20 dollars for the inconvenience.
I’m lucky they had the pie today. Usually it’s a ratty cheese and lunch meat quickie, dry and unloved by all.
—just like us! 🤔🤯🐺💨
May 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I walked across the street and got a shepherd’s pie.
To be fair, they were busy tending their flock.
I left them a note and $20 dollars for the inconvenience.
I’m lucky they had the pie today. Usually it’s a ratty cheese and lunch meat quickie, dry and unloved by all.
—just like us! 🤔🤯🐺💨
To be fair, they were busy tending their flock.
I left them a note and $20 dollars for the inconvenience.
I’m lucky they had the pie today. Usually it’s a ratty cheese and lunch meat quickie, dry and unloved by all.
—just like us! 🤔🤯🐺💨
Annnnd i just found the card I was going to send to a longtime acquaintance….for Easter!
So I got a different card and sent that, fully knowing this sucker would show up eventually.
Do I send a belated second card or just post it to anyone?
Maybe you? Or you, over there?
So typical!
So I got a different card and sent that, fully knowing this sucker would show up eventually.
Do I send a belated second card or just post it to anyone?
Maybe you? Or you, over there?
So typical!
April 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Annnnd i just found the card I was going to send to a longtime acquaintance….for Easter!
So I got a different card and sent that, fully knowing this sucker would show up eventually.
Do I send a belated second card or just post it to anyone?
Maybe you? Or you, over there?
So typical!
So I got a different card and sent that, fully knowing this sucker would show up eventually.
Do I send a belated second card or just post it to anyone?
Maybe you? Or you, over there?
So typical!
I’m pretty sure Team Axe is the prohibitive favorite is these clashes. Pickleballs wouldn’t have the deadly factor nearly as much, right?
April 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m pretty sure Team Axe is the prohibitive favorite is these clashes. Pickleballs wouldn’t have the deadly factor nearly as much, right?
Would it save us all a lot of time and hassle if we just declared President Donald Trump as the new Pope?
Some creepy Cardinal or Arch-Bishop is already planing to steal this election.
*(see also jokes, humor, and blasphemy x 10!)
Good Luck, any new Pope-ies in waiting.
King Charles maybe??
Some creepy Cardinal or Arch-Bishop is already planing to steal this election.
*(see also jokes, humor, and blasphemy x 10!)
Good Luck, any new Pope-ies in waiting.
King Charles maybe??
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Would it save us all a lot of time and hassle if we just declared President Donald Trump as the new Pope?
Some creepy Cardinal or Arch-Bishop is already planing to steal this election.
*(see also jokes, humor, and blasphemy x 10!)
Good Luck, any new Pope-ies in waiting.
King Charles maybe??
Some creepy Cardinal or Arch-Bishop is already planing to steal this election.
*(see also jokes, humor, and blasphemy x 10!)
Good Luck, any new Pope-ies in waiting.
King Charles maybe??
Dear over-staying your welcome & long-term career politicians, I do have some advice on behalf of the good of our nation . . . Please,
April 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dear over-staying your welcome & long-term career politicians, I do have some advice on behalf of the good of our nation . . . Please,
Slight re-write for newer hats:
“Make America’s Great Depression Again”
(?)
You tell me how this isn’t tracking or trending?
“Make America’s Great Depression Again”
(?)
You tell me how this isn’t tracking or trending?
April 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Slight re-write for newer hats:
“Make America’s Great Depression Again”
(?)
You tell me how this isn’t tracking or trending?
“Make America’s Great Depression Again”
(?)
You tell me how this isn’t tracking or trending?
Reposted by Eric Peter DeWolff
Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Family includes everyone! ❤️
