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Geek. Stitch. Pray.

Just a potty-mouthed middled aged priestess doing her best in a hard world. Kohenet | Tehomic || OG Jewitch || https://devotaj.com
Happy Laszlo & Nadja Gotcha Day!
3 years? Wow.

Enjoy some adorableness this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
October 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I know I shouldn’t be shocked, but I am. These are CHOICES Fox News makes.

Images from Fox News’s September 26 broadcast, via @pbump.com from @justinglawe.bsky.social newsletter

It’s terrifying the counter-reality they create that people truly believe

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October 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Shop Updates!!

New Stickers, Stick & Stitch Patterns, and Totes!

Find all the magiq at Devotaj.com

#jewsky #witchsky #blueskynightmarket
October 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
G’mar Chatimah Tovah
Sounds of Kol Nidre service rehearsal at Kesher Pittsburgh
October 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Bless the AP. No sane washing there.

apnews.com/live/donald-...
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tell me you are antisemitic without telling me you are antisemitic.

Apropos of NOTHING this dude threw Zionism into the conversation.

Don't engage. Don't go at him. Just block and add him to the @shammaiintl.bsky.social list.
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Most important thing I learned today, as part of the Hill mobilization with @cmzparker5.bsky.social … we are the ones we’ve been waiting for.

I am so grateful he organized this. And we can also just do this ourselves.

Would you be interested in walking the halls of Congress with me?
September 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
September 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Just ordered 300 of these. And printing a bunch of of the non-waterproof versions at home today. Will be dropping more stickers @flareusa.bsky.social tents at Union Station.

Stickers do cost money. I give them away for free.
Care to help support this?

ko-fi.com/47hexes
September 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
POTUS only did this by declaring a false crime emergency to subvert home rule.

And Captain Smirky McFuckFace and go fuck himself.

That is the face I got when I asked, “what’s going on? Why so many police?”

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September 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
RI Ave Metro at 6pm, had to walk a fucking gauntlet of Transit police, CPB, and a few others I couldn’t identify.

I asked white CPB guy, why are you here?

He stepped back and had 3 black transition police engage with me.

Was told this is normal. Like this every day.
NO IT’S FUCKING NOT.

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September 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh yes. So glad that our country is wasting money on having National Guard patrolling. What appears to be an incredibly dangerous section of Washington DC.

Dupont Circle in the middle of the afternoon, notorious for its violent crime.

In some other reality.
September 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Went down to Union Station yesterday to support the Veterans who remember that their oath isn’t to a person, or a country, but to the Constitution.

Shout out to @jollygoodginger.bsky.social & all the vets who are doing the hard work.

#defendDC
#polaroid
#instantphotography
#filmisnotdead
#freedc
September 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
#jewsky at it’s best.

Evergreen.
Saving this one.

Please note that @shammaiintl.bsky.social came in at 18 min.
September 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Here’s the whole text in case you want to add a little fun to your next BBQ.

I recommend playing Mumbo Sauce’s “Welcome to DC” as you do this.
August 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Every time you heart, comment, or repost it helps power the spell.

#47hexes
August 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Been working that angle for some time.
August 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
OK, hear me out...A LORD OF THE RINGS remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor
August 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The view on my way home.

Farragut North pathetic patrol.
New group, with guns, also got on at Union Station and got off at Union Market.

#freedc #ward5
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Stick & Stitch patterns coming soon to the shop!

I’ve been diving into a 13th Century CE illuminated text known as the North French Miscellany that contains 1492 pages of Torah, prayers, and other liturgical awesomeness.

And dragons. So. Many. Dragons.

#jewsky #witchsky
August 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
August 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Come out to @atlasbrewworks in Ivy City.
I’m here until 5pm 8/17/25.

The golden emperor has been turned upside down.

Come get a beer. Get a reading, from Auntie Ketzirah. Get your #freedc slap stickers

Light a candle and help feed the spell.

#freedc #dmv #dc
August 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Still haven't decided it's worth stopping by Atlas Brew Works (IVY CITY) to see me and get a reading and some great beer?

How about this banger of a new slap sticker I'll be handing out?

Hot off the presses...okay, inkjet printer.

#freedc
August 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
TODAY!

August 17, 2025
2:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Atlas Brew Works
Ivy City, DC
Tarot Readings with the aunties

Pinball, beer, food trucks, community and giving away #freedc slap stickers. I'll also have a 47 Hex station set up.

#witchsky #dmv #washingtondc
August 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM