Them: why doesn’t everyone just buy a 4 bedroom house like I did? They’re only 219k!

Zillow: there are no 4 bedroom homes for sale near you but here are the 3 bedroom homes for sale. Good luck!

You had one job and that job was to re-release this movie over the 4th of July my god do I have to do everything?!?

I have spent literal DECADES thinking these things were like 2 - 3 feet long!!! 😮

Much like the cicada every few years I am compelled to claw my way out from the cold dirt of old fandoms to scream “it’s ROGUE not ROUGE!”

Ok I think I’m done letting my phone choose my passwords

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Late last night we made the agonizing decision to let Logan go. He was 27. We had him for 20 of those years. Not nearly long enough. 💔

Happy Feast of the Circumcision of Christ! Hot dogs for dinner tonight!

I went to an open house for my friend’s beautiful new horse farm today and took one picture

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The Spam chronicles I guess