Deviant Ollam ツ
@deviantollam.bsky.social
Philadelphian in Cascadia. Vociferous champion for Oxford commas, two spaces after a period, and ellipses. I break into buildings. 🔓
"Even if the world were ending tomorrow, I would still plant a tree." 🌲
(he/they)
"Even if the world were ending tomorrow, I would still plant a tree." 🌲
(he/they)
I'm not one for consumerism and I don't participate in Black Friday deals, but I will say that the fact that a colleague of mine chose to run with a design I customized and make it available on shirts for others does bring a smile to my face today. 😁👍🏳️⚧️
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm not one for consumerism and I don't participate in Black Friday deals, but I will say that the fact that a colleague of mine chose to run with a design I customized and make it available on shirts for others does bring a smile to my face today. 😁👍🏳️⚧️
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
My friends and I were featured in Wired magazine today! (cc @tacticoolgf.bsky.social @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social @inrange.tv etc etc)
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My friends and I were featured in Wired magazine today! (cc @tacticoolgf.bsky.social @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social @inrange.tv etc etc)
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
Hey hey to all my first responder peeps! 🪓🧑🚒🚒
I've been invited once again to speak in Southeast Pennsylvania at their annual fire fighters' conference...
sepafireconference.regfox.com/sepa-fire-co...
I've been invited once again to speak in Southeast Pennsylvania at their annual fire fighters' conference...
sepafireconference.regfox.com/sepa-fire-co...
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hey hey to all my first responder peeps! 🪓🧑🚒🚒
I've been invited once again to speak in Southeast Pennsylvania at their annual fire fighters' conference...
sepafireconference.regfox.com/sepa-fire-co...
I've been invited once again to speak in Southeast Pennsylvania at their annual fire fighters' conference...
sepafireconference.regfox.com/sepa-fire-co...
Given that many of us may either be house guests or are potentially hosting house guests in the coming days and weeks, I put out this tiny advice video 😉
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwqA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwqA...
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Given that many of us may either be house guests or are potentially hosting house guests in the coming days and weeks, I put out this tiny advice video 😉
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwqA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwqA...
My friend Kara, the one currently incarcerated at Carswell, has had her hormones cut yet again.
They haven't done labs or anything on her in weeks.
They've now reduced her to 3 mg a week for her HRT.
We are still desperately searching for legal counsel who will advocate for her. Please help.
They haven't done labs or anything on her in weeks.
They've now reduced her to 3 mg a week for her HRT.
We are still desperately searching for legal counsel who will advocate for her. Please help.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My friend Kara, the one currently incarcerated at Carswell, has had her hormones cut yet again.
They haven't done labs or anything on her in weeks.
They've now reduced her to 3 mg a week for her HRT.
We are still desperately searching for legal counsel who will advocate for her. Please help.
They haven't done labs or anything on her in weeks.
They've now reduced her to 3 mg a week for her HRT.
We are still desperately searching for legal counsel who will advocate for her. Please help.
Thanks to @techconnectify.bsky.social videos, my already considerable interest in dishwasher technology increased.
Thanks to the comment section on those videos, I'm more aware of European brands.
But today I learned that they have some *very* curious brand names over here, heh. 👀
Thanks to the comment section on those videos, I'm more aware of European brands.
But today I learned that they have some *very* curious brand names over here, heh. 👀
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Thanks to @techconnectify.bsky.social videos, my already considerable interest in dishwasher technology increased.
Thanks to the comment section on those videos, I'm more aware of European brands.
But today I learned that they have some *very* curious brand names over here, heh. 👀
Thanks to the comment section on those videos, I'm more aware of European brands.
But today I learned that they have some *very* curious brand names over here, heh. 👀
She looks fabulous when she's in control of a metal missile zipping down the road on what appears to the rest of us to be the wrong side of the pavement, eh? 😎👍🚗☘️
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
She looks fabulous when she's in control of a metal missile zipping down the road on what appears to the rest of us to be the wrong side of the pavement, eh? 😎👍🚗☘️
Seriously, this is one of the coolest speaker badges I've ever gotten.
I love this! ☺️👍💚🔑
I love this! ☺️👍💚🔑
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Seriously, this is one of the coolest speaker badges I've ever gotten.
I love this! ☺️👍💚🔑
I love this! ☺️👍💚🔑
Made a one day stop in Central Illinois to speak at #BSidesPeoria
Big thanks to them and to @bradleyupolisci.bsky.social for having me here!
And that keynote speaker badge.... WOW! 😲🔑
Big thanks to them and to @bradleyupolisci.bsky.social for having me here!
And that keynote speaker badge.... WOW! 😲🔑
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Made a one day stop in Central Illinois to speak at #BSidesPeoria
Big thanks to them and to @bradleyupolisci.bsky.social for having me here!
And that keynote speaker badge.... WOW! 😲🔑
Big thanks to them and to @bradleyupolisci.bsky.social for having me here!
And that keynote speaker badge.... WOW! 😲🔑
A recent Instagram post made oblique reference to a very special place in NYC that is beloved by @emmie.bsky.social and I.
I challenged the people there to figure out where that spot is.
This post here on Bluesky could serve as a clue. 😏
I challenged the people there to figure out where that spot is.
This post here on Bluesky could serve as a clue. 😏
October 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A recent Instagram post made oblique reference to a very special place in NYC that is beloved by @emmie.bsky.social and I.
I challenged the people there to figure out where that spot is.
This post here on Bluesky could serve as a clue. 😏
I challenged the people there to figure out where that spot is.
This post here on Bluesky could serve as a clue. 😏
I love you and I'm proud of you today. Proud of so many people today, of all ages and more.
October 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love you and I'm proud of you today. Proud of so many people today, of all ages and more.
My man out here in Costco, keepin' that thang on him. Never know when you might need it. Got to be prepared with that everyday carry piece.
(Going with Small of the Back carry, no less. When you carry your spare license plate while out grocery shopping, where do you keep it? 4:00? Appendix?) 😂
(Going with Small of the Back carry, no less. When you carry your spare license plate while out grocery shopping, where do you keep it? 4:00? Appendix?) 😂
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My man out here in Costco, keepin' that thang on him. Never know when you might need it. Got to be prepared with that everyday carry piece.
(Going with Small of the Back carry, no less. When you carry your spare license plate while out grocery shopping, where do you keep it? 4:00? Appendix?) 😂
(Going with Small of the Back carry, no less. When you carry your spare license plate while out grocery shopping, where do you keep it? 4:00? Appendix?) 😂
Time to see who's been taking notes in class, kids. (I did a video about this same thing last year) 😏
Who can tell me why this elevator might be asking you "Yes" and "No" questions that you could answer using the buttons seen here?
Who can tell me why this elevator might be asking you "Yes" and "No" questions that you could answer using the buttons seen here?
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Time to see who's been taking notes in class, kids. (I did a video about this same thing last year) 😏
Who can tell me why this elevator might be asking you "Yes" and "No" questions that you could answer using the buttons seen here?
Who can tell me why this elevator might be asking you "Yes" and "No" questions that you could answer using the buttons seen here?
I call this photo "how to ensure that I will never purchase or drink your brand of vodka"
September 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I call this photo "how to ensure that I will never purchase or drink your brand of vodka"
Who can tell me why this hotel door handle is mounted this way? 😏🚪
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Who can tell me why this hotel door handle is mounted this way? 😏🚪
Feels like many of my followers would enjoy knowing that the Deaf community tends to be very queer-positive and that even "mainstream" apps teach LGBTQ+ terms, etc.
But also, yeah, I know some of you -- even hearies -- are gonna be using these screenshots in non-ASL conversations, heh. 🤟
But also, yeah, I know some of you -- even hearies -- are gonna be using these screenshots in non-ASL conversations, heh. 🤟
September 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Feels like many of my followers would enjoy knowing that the Deaf community tends to be very queer-positive and that even "mainstream" apps teach LGBTQ+ terms, etc.
But also, yeah, I know some of you -- even hearies -- are gonna be using these screenshots in non-ASL conversations, heh. 🤟
But also, yeah, I know some of you -- even hearies -- are gonna be using these screenshots in non-ASL conversations, heh. 🤟
Just my luck, this airport bar behind security at KAUS will not permit me to carry a concealed firearm in here.
I thought this was America. 😂
I thought this was America. 😂
September 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Just my luck, this airport bar behind security at KAUS will not permit me to carry a concealed firearm in here.
I thought this was America. 😂
I thought this was America. 😂
September 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Anybody who took the rumors about "political statements written on bullets" at face value...
Have you considered that you might be the dumbest motherfuckers alive at this point?
Do you not know the timeline that we're living in?
Have you considered that you might be the dumbest motherfuckers alive at this point?
Do you not know the timeline that we're living in?
September 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Anybody who took the rumors about "political statements written on bullets" at face value...
Have you considered that you might be the dumbest motherfuckers alive at this point?
Do you not know the timeline that we're living in?
Have you considered that you might be the dumbest motherfuckers alive at this point?
Do you not know the timeline that we're living in?
Some MAGA whacko on chans: This is the Trantifa agenda inscribed right here on the bullet case! It says "L C O 1 0" which means "let's change our penis (the number 1 symbol) to a vagina (the number 0 symbol) and the (+) is them talking about children's surgery!!1!"
Editors: "Makes sense, run it."
Editors: "Makes sense, run it."
September 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Some MAGA whacko on chans: This is the Trantifa agenda inscribed right here on the bullet case! It says "L C O 1 0" which means "let's change our penis (the number 1 symbol) to a vagina (the number 0 symbol) and the (+) is them talking about children's surgery!!1!"
Editors: "Makes sense, run it."
Editors: "Makes sense, run it."
September 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
"Hey, babe, the food is almost ready to eat! It's been on the hentai roaster for almost five minutes now!" 🤨🍳🥩
August 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"Hey, babe, the food is almost ready to eat! It's been on the hentai roaster for almost five minutes now!" 🤨🍳🥩
My fellow speakers and trainers and singers and all others who use your voice professionally, especially here in a dry climate like Las Vegas...
The in-classroom kettle is an absolute GAME CHANGER and I highly recommend this tactic! ☺️👍
The in-classroom kettle is an absolute GAME CHANGER and I highly recommend this tactic! ☺️👍
August 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My fellow speakers and trainers and singers and all others who use your voice professionally, especially here in a dry climate like Las Vegas...
The in-classroom kettle is an absolute GAME CHANGER and I highly recommend this tactic! ☺️👍
The in-classroom kettle is an absolute GAME CHANGER and I highly recommend this tactic! ☺️👍
Indeed indeed I'm here!
July 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Indeed indeed I'm here!