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deviant, really
@deviantbitch.bsky.social
essayist, crybaby poet
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me: i know what you are

edward: say it

me: how long have we been in ww3?

edward: no not that
October 4, 2023 at 8:34 PM
ikwim
uploading to avoid unloading iykwim
September 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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it's a fun time in history to join a cult
October 22, 2023 at 1:14 AM
great news im back to chokin on that dick
i can't believe this was the wrong answer :((
i miss chokin on my ex's dick. idk what to do bout that but try to do it again.
September 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #136,134!

mkay <3
September 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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What a little baby bitch
April 9, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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not dead inside just not feeling the vibes here and conserving my energy like a real vibemaster
October 20, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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a shower can be a rebirth, why not
January 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Liv: wow, baby. everyone wants to fuck you.
Me: i just announced that im a pleasure domme, that sound you hear is the roar of dolls stampeding at me.
January 4, 2024 at 4:09 PM
hey bots I love and miss you and would love your approval and assistance w new writing opps
January 4, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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Okay January 1 was, like, a test run
January 2, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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Stop calling it "vegan leather" and call it pleather, as god intended
December 13, 2023 at 8:46 PM
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this is the energy I’m bringing to 2024
January 3, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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fuck. I mean… yes.
January 3, 2024 at 6:21 PM
had the best sex of my life in 2024
January 1, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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My mind is emitting a horrific signal
December 27, 2023 at 6:47 PM
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In need of torture
December 27, 2023 at 6:53 PM
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Santa deniers be like “nuh uh that was my parents depicted on Coca Cola bottles in the 1930s”
December 25, 2023 at 5:24 PM
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🌸
December 23, 2023 at 4:43 AM
im v much an eye for an eye kind of person and ykw??? good for me if i am strong enough to take their eye with only one eye then i deserve my revenge !
December 18, 2023 at 6:36 AM
about me :(
if u dont wanna be seen dont show ur whole ass and then say it with ur whole chest goofy ass
December 18, 2023 at 6:24 AM
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humans aren't naturally good or evil we are naturally idiots and that's precious
October 12, 2023 at 6:33 PM
i can't believe this was the wrong answer :((
i miss chokin on my ex's dick. idk what to do bout that but try to do it again.
December 18, 2023 at 5:58 AM
My actual patron deities: UMMMMMMMM???????
The Devil: you have GOT to calm down

Me: Oh my god Emily Blunt??? I LOVED you in The Devil Wears Prada. You were so based!
December 18, 2023 at 5:56 AM