To Serve Man
@deusxmacchiato.bsky.social
I am a professional livestream producer/director and video editor along with amateur quantum mechanic. My exe producers are 2 🐈
The small business owners that you talk to are all already inside of your head.
a woman is standing in front of a sign that says ' it 's a boy '
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December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The small business owners that you talk to are all already inside of your head.
Sooo 🥨 logic is a thing?
a man wearing headphones and a blue shirt is eating something
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December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sooo 🥨 logic is a thing?
Get off the roids...
a man in a baseball uniform says i 'm not on steroids ..
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December 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Get off the roids...
Why bother even reporting on anything this a****** says? Everything every single word out of his mouth is a lie. It's never going to get better. It's only going to get worse. The next time he blows up at a reporter they should get up and walk the f*** out. We don't need to cover him.
a man in a superman costume is standing next to a woman in front of a door that says lois lane .
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December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Why bother even reporting on anything this a****** says? Everything every single word out of his mouth is a lie. It's never going to get better. It's only going to get worse. The next time he blows up at a reporter they should get up and walk the f*** out. We don't need to cover him.
Hey, maybe the passengers could load their own suitcases into the belly of the plane for exercise.
a group of people are walking in front of a screen that says departures
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December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hey, maybe the passengers could load their own suitcases into the belly of the plane for exercise.
Pete Headroom....
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone .
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December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Pete Headroom....
It has been a long time since I've heard the descriptive term peckerhead.. brilliant!
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It has been a long time since I've heard the descriptive term peckerhead.. brilliant!
Great call out Jon... And f*** CNN.
a man sitting on a couch with the words you 're dead to me written below him
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December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Great call out Jon... And f*** CNN.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. In other words, I will not watch
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. In other words, I will not watch
a bald man wearing glasses is sitting on a couch .
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December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. In other words, I will not watch
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. In other words, I will not watch
Wait a minute! I went into this story thinking it was Ice agents and the new code word for them was geese. Oopsie
a goose is flying over a grassy field with the words come at me bro behind it
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December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Wait a minute! I went into this story thinking it was Ice agents and the new code word for them was geese. Oopsie
What'swith Sylvester Gavone?
In Italian-American slang, particularly from areas like New York and New Jersey, gavone is often used as an insult to mean:
Glutton
Pig (in the sense of someone who eats too much or has bad table manners)
Boor or Lout (a rude or uncultured person)
In Italian-American slang, particularly from areas like New York and New Jersey, gavone is often used as an insult to mean:
Glutton
Pig (in the sense of someone who eats too much or has bad table manners)
Boor or Lout (a rude or uncultured person)
a man in a military uniform says it 's over johnny in a dark room
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December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What'swith Sylvester Gavone?
In Italian-American slang, particularly from areas like New York and New Jersey, gavone is often used as an insult to mean:
Glutton
Pig (in the sense of someone who eats too much or has bad table manners)
Boor or Lout (a rude or uncultured person)
In Italian-American slang, particularly from areas like New York and New Jersey, gavone is often used as an insult to mean:
Glutton
Pig (in the sense of someone who eats too much or has bad table manners)
Boor or Lout (a rude or uncultured person)
Will this program provide me with a crack pipe? Or do I have to bring my own?
a man without a shirt is standing in front of a door and a chair .
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December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Will this program provide me with a crack pipe? Or do I have to bring my own?
I quickly read that first word to be showrooms... Either I need to start taking more or I need to start cutting back.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I quickly read that first word to be showrooms... Either I need to start taking more or I need to start cutting back.
Let's all say it together: Baron
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Let's all say it together: Baron
And this is being held at the Kennedy center why? Oh that's right. The Kennedy center is a world renowned location for international sporting events. What in the actual f***
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
And this is being held at the Kennedy center why? Oh that's right. The Kennedy center is a world renowned location for international sporting events. What in the actual f***
This is America
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is America
