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Derryl Murphy
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Author, photographer, football/soccer fan. I've written some books, but good luck finding them.
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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You either die young and cool or you grow old enough to appreciate your poops returning to normal after vacation
You either die young and cool or you grow old enough to brush your teeth at work
January 12, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
“It’s 8:00. The party’s gone on long enough.” Amazing how far back I can date my personal motto.
I love that this happens just as Fleetwood Mac's Oh Well Pt1 is just about to kick off.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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🚨Megyn Kelly in 2023 re Russell Brand: “You’re 31 years old & you have sex allegedly w a 16-year old?… She was a minor. Just because you can’t be prosecuted for it doesn’t mean it’s right.”

Kelly yesterday re Epstein: “there’s a difference between a 15-year-old & a 5-year-old”

@motherjones.com:
Megyn Kelly suddenly finds pedophilia very hard to define
When a 16-year-old accused Russell Brand of rape, Kelly begged conservatives to condemn him. Now she's splitting hairs about men "into the barely legal type."
www.motherjones.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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November 2016: welp. this sucks, but how bad could it *realistically* get? i mean....

November 2025: technically it's ephebophilia
In addition to the fact that it's very much the power imbalance and legal responsibility to protect them that makes them children, it's also disturbing that so many people are willingly like "listen, 15 year olds are hot, and that's a fact." They are children. They look like children.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Remember Virginia.🕊️
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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The management of this Home Depot came out with loudspeakers denouncing my pastor and the other assembled clergy members and concerned citizens as "not Godly people" and "not real Christians" which is a heck of an official policy statement to hear from a representative of the Home Depot corporation.
Just learned that my pastor, the sweetest human I ever met, led a vigil protesting Home Depot's open-doors-to-ICE policy on Dia de Muertos, and the Home Depot they were protesting shut their heavy steel security doors to the harmless clergy, something they do not do to actual ICE.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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The room is
almost all
elephant.
Almost none
of it isn’t.
Pretty much
solid elephant.
So there’s no
room to talk
about it.

-Kay Ryan, “The Elephant in the Room”
#everynightapoem
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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crazy

IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is brilliant.
crazy

IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Things Megyn Kelly approves of:
1. Jeffrey Epstein

Things Megyn Kelly disapproves of:
2. Black men dressed as Santa Claus
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Somedays it feels like Republicans are trying to normalize hating on Black people, some days it feels like Republicans are trying to normalize child rape. And then this week rolls around and reminds me they can multitask and do both and certainly more at the same time.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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What the actual fuck is wrong with her?? "BARELY LEGAL?" Your own daughter is 14, you absolute horror show of a barely human being.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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What really gets me about this is that there is some truth to the statement, but the reason that we are struggling is that pricks like Trump have worked hard to destroy American education.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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This is a core element of conservative philosophy: If a single "undeserving" person is getting a government benefit, the answer is to take it away from millions.*

*Offer does not apply to tax loopholes or any other benefit enjoyed by the wealthy
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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This is the most Canadian "man hijacks bus" story ever.

He contined to make stops and enforced the fare, and when police caught up to him they deescalated the situation and didn't identify the guy because “there could be a mental health component..."
When a man hijacked a bus in Hamilton, Ontario, on Tuesday, the potentially catastrophic scenario ended happily. It turns out he was a pretty decent bus driver. He made regular stops to pick up passengers, the police reported. At one point someone tried to board with an expired bus pass. No dice.
A Man Took a Bus for a Joyride. Turns Out, He’s Not a Bad Driver.
The incident in Hamilton, Ontario, ended safely with an arrest and no injuries (and all fares paid).
nyti.ms
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Well, this is some serious bullshit.
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.

This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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This is it. This is the message.
too complicated imo. how about “ever notice how the people complaining about cancel culture are pedophiles?”
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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It's not uncommon to see weird takes on the internet but sometimes you see something that makes you realize in the flash of an instant that this person needs to be institutionalized immediately
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
After ages of feeling left out, I finally received the scam bookclub email. I will of course just ignore the invitation rather than get into an argument with AI-written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM