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Derp Cat
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"You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity."
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I could smell the onions and mustard
Image known as the thousand yard stare from Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand-yard_stare
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
modified image combining National Guard soldiers picking up trash with the image of trump yelling at the lawnmower kid.
August 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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For later...
screen capture of bsky.app that reads: Anthony Michael Kreis ‪@anthonymkreis.bsky.social‬ I urge everyone who is understandably disturbed by the petition news to consider how very unlikely it is for the Court to even take this up, much less reverse Obergefell. Unlike abortion, marriage opponents don’t have the same social movement that anti-abortion forces did, which was core to the GOP. ‪derek guy‬ ‪@dieworkwear.bsky.social‬ Obergefell v. Hodges made me believe in the whole "arc of history bends towards justice." In the 90s, I didn't think gay marriage would be legalized in my lifetime because homophobia was so deeply ingrained. We would have never gotten here without the decision and now it may be overturned.
August 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Two stacked images from the film Starship Troopers. The top shows Neil Patrick Harris holding is hand up to the "brain bug". The bottome shows him looking off camera. In the film he says "It's Afraid" at that time.
August 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Especially rich because her leaving is part of why she won:
Image of text that reads: Ann Telnaes of The Washington Post For delivering piercing commentary on powerful people and institutions with deftness, creativity – and a fearlessness that led to her departure from the news organization after 17 years. The words "fearlessness that led to her departure" to emphasize the point
May 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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animation from The Mandalorian showing the titular character raising a blaster with the subtitle "This is the way."
March 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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What happened to 2023? Now it's 2026!?!?

Don't give a fvck, but boy does he suck at making a deadline.
Screen shot of Google News article from April 8, 2022 The Drive Elon Musk Says Tesla Cybertruck, Roadster, Optimus Robot Production Should Start in 2023 He now says the Cybertruck, the new Roadster, the long-delayed Semi, and the Optimus robot should be in production in 2023.
March 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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TAN SUIT IN WHITE HOUSE!!!!1!!

What in the X Æ A-Xii Musk is this world coming to?
X Æ A-Xii Musk knuckle deep in his left nostril standing behind The Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. He's wearing a gold chain and tan suit coat.
February 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Tariffs fix everything
picture of an older woman with a walker being helped by a much younger woman superimposed with "I GOT MEXICO AND CANADA TO FIX THE BORDERS" over the older woman and "PLEASE STFU YOU SYPHILIS ADDLED SPEED FREAK" over the younger woman. The image is commonly used as the "Sure-grandma-lets-get-you-to-bed" meme
February 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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GenX hearing that hostages were pawns in an election ratfucking.
James Franco “First Time?” meme. Image from 2018 Western film The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, portrayed by American actor James Franco. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/james-franco-first-time
January 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The stock photo of Josep Maria García as included in the ClickHole article "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
January 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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If you see this, post a beach photo from your gallery
Photo of harbor seals from the cliff overlooking Fitzgerald Marine Reserve, California
November 10, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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My new wardrobe theme
Image of Dark Helmet from Spaceballs with the quote: I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes
November 6, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Done
November 6, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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ICYMI: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Screenshot of Rolling Stone from APRIL 7, 2016 “Donald Trump can go fuck himself,” he said. “He’s not a tough guy. He’s a bully and he’s a bitch, and he can suck my fucking dick. I’ll meet him in the hotel room any motherfucking day of the week and give him a Louisville Slugger. Kiss my motherfucking ass, you bitch, punk, cocksucker.”
November 5, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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Found this:
November 5, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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October 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Holy shit Microsoft thinks it's 1982 on my 4k display
July 16, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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I choked on this passage

From Cory Doctorow:

pluralistic.net/2024/02/29/g...
Here's the thing: Uber is only proposing to pay 120% of the minimum wage while drivers have a passenger in the vehicle. And with the number of vehicles Uber wants on the road, most drivers will be earning nothing most of the time. Factor in that unpaid time, as well as expenses for vehicles, and the average Toronto Uber driver stands to make $2.50 per hour (Canadian):
February 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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This makes me laugh
Trending topics seeming to make a sentence The Republican Party Resign TO BE CLEAR Treason
February 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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@scalzi.com thanks for the great read!
My signed and personalized copy of Starter Villain by John Scalzi right after I read it on a flight to New York
February 2, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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I'm just a derpy cat, but this looks like everything that is wrong with "news":

The statistically insignificant effect of a non news event becoming news is now somehow itself, news.
Photo of Billie Eilish next to a photo of a pride flag and the "Pop TIngz" headline "Billie Eilish has lost more than 100,000 followers in Instagram after coming out. Missing is the context that she has 110M followers.
December 4, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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LOL That is completely bonkers. I suppose the because the words "Romantically involved" weren't transcribed by baby Jesus into the Constitution it's ChEcKmAtE LiBuRuLs?

Check out Corey's article: pluralistic.net/2023/10/16/t...
October 16, 2023 at 6:27 PM