Derek Helling
@derekhelling.bsky.social
Presiono botones en un teclado conectado a una computadora y luego los números asociados con mi dinero aumentan durante un tiempo. Es muy genial. Él/suyo.
Mes résultats me sont enfin parvenus !
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Mes résultats me sont enfin parvenus !
Definitely not the hero we deserve but the one we need.
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Definitely not the hero we deserve but the one we need.
Bravely out birdwatching in the war zone of Chicago’s Osaka Garden
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Bravely out birdwatching in the war zone of Chicago’s Osaka Garden
An extension of the German government has officially declared me "very good." I will henceforth be smug AF.
September 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
An extension of the German government has officially declared me "very good." I will henceforth be smug AF.
I love these things.
August 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I love these things.
I did it. I found the smallest penis in the entire world.
August 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I did it. I found the smallest penis in the entire world.
Oh yeah it’s been like three minutes so it’s time to bust this back out
August 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh yeah it’s been like three minutes so it’s time to bust this back out
Si vous connaissez le français, vous le verrez tout de suite.
July 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Si vous connaissez le français, vous le verrez tout de suite.
This is a fine suggestion, but we can do better. Instead of replacing Drag Story Time with Krampus Story Hour, let’s do BOTH!
June 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is a fine suggestion, but we can do better. Instead of replacing Drag Story Time with Krampus Story Hour, let’s do BOTH!
Seen in the wild on Reddit
June 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Seen in the wild on Reddit
Time to read some colonizer apologist historical revisionism bullshit in my second language
June 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Time to read some colonizer apologist historical revisionism bullshit in my second language
As it's Americans' patriotic duty to mock the stupidity of these charlatans, I present, for your enjoyment and her disparagement, "Learnin' Latin With Kristi"
May 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
As it's Americans' patriotic duty to mock the stupidity of these charlatans, I present, for your enjoyment and her disparagement, "Learnin' Latin With Kristi"
Leon and Virginia are slaying, as usual, at the Lincoln Park Zoo
May 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Leon and Virginia are slaying, as usual, at the Lincoln Park Zoo
Some people are cat or dog parents. I’m a rhino dad.
May 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Some people are cat or dog parents. I’m a rhino dad.
The eternal optimism of telling a cat what you will or won’t do knowing full well what you just uttered is complete bullshit and you will comply with the cat’s slightest whim at any moment
April 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The eternal optimism of telling a cat what you will or won’t do knowing full well what you just uttered is complete bullshit and you will comply with the cat’s slightest whim at any moment
The spring flower show at Garfield Conservatory is blooming gorgeous
March 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The spring flower show at Garfield Conservatory is blooming gorgeous
Me to my cats when new plants come into the apartment.
December 16, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Me to my cats when new plants come into the apartment.
Lord Skeletor please please please
November 24, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Lord Skeletor please please please
