derangedme
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Love squirrels, dogs & cats; family, sometimes. people ... meh. Glad I live in blue state with water and ground that behaves. Encounter folks who don’t read or believe anything but certain podcasts but they’re sure they’re gonna get cheap eggs real soon
Spent days on meal prep so all I had to do today was shove a stuffed bird in the oven and make mashed potatoes. Looks so much better irl! Favorite is the cranberries with blood orange peel.
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Spent days on meal prep so all I had to do today was shove a stuffed bird in the oven and make mashed potatoes. Looks so much better irl! Favorite is the cranberries with blood orange peel.
I have my pink dinosaur suit all ready for Saturday’s protest - Barney’s slut cousin. Although I could wear daughter’s convict costume (with soap on a rope accessory) since she’s gonna be protesting down at SIU. Decisions, decisions …
October 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I have my pink dinosaur suit all ready for Saturday’s protest - Barney’s slut cousin. Although I could wear daughter’s convict costume (with soap on a rope accessory) since she’s gonna be protesting down at SIU. Decisions, decisions …
Prices have gotten so high I’ll have to reuse my No Kings poster from early this year. Good thing mockery is timeless.
October 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Prices have gotten so high I’ll have to reuse my No Kings poster from early this year. Good thing mockery is timeless.
Seems to be his go-to response to this, Epstein files & everything over his peanut head.
October 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Seems to be his go-to response to this, Epstein files & everything over his peanut head.
This is who runs this account. Prince is such an awesome look!
June 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is who runs this account. Prince is such an awesome look!
My daughter, holding our sign in Chgo suburbs. Large crowds
June 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My daughter, holding our sign in Chgo suburbs. Large crowds
Our contribution to today’s protest in Chgo suburbs. Large turnout.
June 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Our contribution to today’s protest in Chgo suburbs. Large turnout.
First line load of the year! I know I'll be back to the dryer in another day or two, but oh, I miss line-drying.
March 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
First line load of the year! I know I'll be back to the dryer in another day or two, but oh, I miss line-drying.
Thinking of forming a Goon squad to go after - well, goons! By the time they realize it’s not a cute, lost kitty it’s over! This one shows potential
March 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Thinking of forming a Goon squad to go after - well, goons! By the time they realize it’s not a cute, lost kitty it’s over! This one shows potential
Remind me again of why women need men? I can buy my own flowers & see nothing wrong with eating an entire cake for lunch/dinner. To suggest otherwise might involve a close encounter of the fork kind.
February 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Remind me again of why women need men? I can buy my own flowers & see nothing wrong with eating an entire cake for lunch/dinner. To suggest otherwise might involve a close encounter of the fork kind.
Perched on my garden fence (viewed from 2nd floor, larger than it appears). Apparently it's so cold the hawks want to stay close to the ground. Which explains the migration of other birds to the front yard.
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Perched on my garden fence (viewed from 2nd floor, larger than it appears). Apparently it's so cold the hawks want to stay close to the ground. Which explains the migration of other birds to the front yard.
I have my own method of Bake Off participation.
January 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have my own method of Bake Off participation.
Tip I learned a little too late: when you lean forward into the camera you both gain 15 pounds. Tonight at NYE performance of New Philharmonic at The Mcaninch Arts Center
January 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Tip I learned a little too late: when you lean forward into the camera you both gain 15 pounds. Tonight at NYE performance of New Philharmonic at The Mcaninch Arts Center
I hate you for putting this hat on me.
December 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I hate you for putting this hat on me.
Cyber Monday Savings on Amazon -- stuff you didn't know you needed for less! deranged.me/cyber-monday...
December 2, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Cyber Monday Savings on Amazon -- stuff you didn't know you needed for less! deranged.me/cyber-monday...
Litfun women’s in or out foam slippers - because everyone always needs new slippers deranged.me/litfun-women...
December 1, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Litfun women’s in or out foam slippers - because everyone always needs new slippers deranged.me/litfun-women...
Costco still on Groupon – $20 after gc deranged.me/costco-still...
December 1, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Costco still on Groupon – $20 after gc deranged.me/costco-still...
free 8×10 at Walgreens with code. Perfect gift for that family member who didn't make the cut, because, you know why. deranged.me/free-8x10-at...
December 1, 2024 at 4:21 PM
free 8×10 at Walgreens with code. Perfect gift for that family member who didn't make the cut, because, you know why. deranged.me/free-8x10-at...
Bonne Maman 2024 Holiday Calendars; they also offer other sampler ideas. And also sell out :) deranged.me/bonne-maman-...
November 30, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Bonne Maman 2024 Holiday Calendars; they also offer other sampler ideas. And also sell out :) deranged.me/bonne-maman-...
OXONO Portable Dual Charger – $16.99. While I've never hit the red bar of death, I've come perilously close; my spare weighs about 8 pounds & must be 10 yrs old! deranged.me/oxono-portab...
November 30, 2024 at 3:31 PM
OXONO Portable Dual Charger – $16.99. While I've never hit the red bar of death, I've come perilously close; my spare weighs about 8 pounds & must be 10 yrs old! deranged.me/oxono-portab...
Shop Small Saturday – 20% Clipp code; most vouchers good for 180 days; bound to have a free moment by then, right? deranged.me/shop-small-s...
November 30, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Shop Small Saturday – 20% Clipp code; most vouchers good for 180 days; bound to have a free moment by then, right? deranged.me/shop-small-s...
DiscountMags has titles from 99 cents. This Black Friday sale has been extended through today. The Cook's magazines are incredible (getting them for years - only time the kids cooperate is following a recipe). deranged.me/discountmags...
November 30, 2024 at 2:34 PM
DiscountMags has titles from 99 cents. This Black Friday sale has been extended through today. The Cook's magazines are incredible (getting them for years - only time the kids cooperate is following a recipe). deranged.me/discountmags...
Woot! for Blenders & Juicers, but if an item sells out, it's not replaced, so if you like something, grab it! deranged.me/woot-for-ble...
November 30, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Woot! for Blenders & Juicers, but if an item sells out, it's not replaced, so if you like something, grab it! deranged.me/woot-for-ble...