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Love squirrels, dogs & cats; family, sometimes. people ... meh. Glad I live in blue state with water and ground that behaves. Encounter folks who don’t read or believe anything but certain podcasts but they’re sure they’re gonna get cheap eggs real soon
I know it's We Ain't Buying It today ... but I got my Milk mascara for half price! I can deal with the shame. deranged.me/1-2-price-mi...
1/2 price Milk mascara on Black Friday - deranged.me
Normally I’m not a big fan of Amazon’s Black Friday deals … because they usually aren’t.  I was just looking to replace a mascara that’s almost to the “just add water or spit” point and saw a ton of B...
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November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to eat out without vouchers, but quickly shoot down traitorous thoughts! deranged.me/extra-30-off...
Extra 30% off Clipp Deals - BF code! - deranged.me
Use code Bfbig30 at checkout and get 30% Off Clipp Black Friday deals!  Remember, just like LocalFlavor, they have deals in multiple states … and most vouchers are valid for six months from date of pu...
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November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Spent days on meal prep so all I had to do today was shove a stuffed bird in the oven and make mashed potatoes. Looks so much better irl! Favorite is the cranberries with blood orange peel.
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Costco: $100 Uber eCard $75 today. They're running deals all through the Holidays & Groupon has a sweet deal that makes membership very cheap. And oh, those hot dogs! deranged.me/costco-100-u...
Costco: $100 Uber eCard $75 today - deranged.me
This Costco deal on Groupon continues.  If you don’t have a membership yet (I’m amazed there are people who still don’t have a membership out here), grab one for only a few bucks with this Groupon dea...
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November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ran this earlier today - large selection of clearance colors! And free toothpaste always works as a donation item. deranged.me/free-crest-a...
Free Crest at Wags + cheap Essie - deranged.me
Walgreens has a lot of clearance Essie nail polish on $4.99 clearance – use the $3 and $6/2 coupons for very cheap Holiday tootsies. Also of note is the Crest Pro-Health toothpaste for $5, which pairs...
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November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We not only saved a bundle on rentals this year (college road trips!), the Costco dedicated team solved a rental issue. deranged.me/1-yr-costco-...
1 yr Costco is $25 after gift card - deranged.me
Costco membership gives you discounted gas prices, so fill up before or after shopping.  As a member, you also have a dedicated Costco team to handle travel issues…here’s the current story.  Reserved ...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Call me a cynic, but I can't be the only one who reads Marjorie's announcement as a way to poll her constituents on whether their allegiance is to her or Fat Boy. If she receives enough of a blowback, she will bow to their will and remain for them.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The Memdani anti-Muslim rhetoric about forcing Sharia law on everyone means we're still fighting JFK anti-Catholic rhetoric that he would be taking orders directly from the Pope. Same old, same old: People determined to prevail due to white skin, no matter how morally bankrupt they may be.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Vitamix Black Friday Deals. They're like lawn mower engines on a blender! We've had models going back 30+ yrs. deranged.me/vitamix-blac...
Vitamix Black Friday Deals - deranged.me
Some early Black Friday deals over on Amazon.  I’ve had Vitamix blenders for over 30 years – obviously not the same one! – and swap out for new when they have trade-in promotions.  These suckers are l...
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November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Is he aware Chicago's Union Stockyards closed in 1971? Where are these cows being housed? It's not real until we get the t-shirts!
I knew they blamed immigrants for everything, but I didn’t think they would blame immigrant cows for hamburger prices.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Walgreens: 6 free 5×7 photo cards - nice for grands & friends. Pita at SIU deranged.me/walgreens-6-...
Walgreens: 6 free 5x7 photo cards - deranged.me
Get 6 Premium Photo Cards at Walgreens for FREE with promo code 6FREE and in-store pick up. Code is valid through 11/18.  The Walgreens APP is wonky (not accepting code for many folks) so use the abov...
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November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Do Border Patrol thugs believe drivers honking indicates support?
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Holiday Magazine Gift Guide. Since each promotion offers different titles, check to see if a favorite is here. Our latest, Culture (a cheese mag), isn't here, but maybe next time? deranged.me/holiday-maga...
Holiday Magazine Gift Guide - deranged.me
The Holiday Magazine Gift Guide is Here! Titles for EVERYONE on your shopping list. Remind people you love them year round! Shop now at DiscountMags.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Jewel Flash Sale: $2 Häagen-Dazs. Also savings on crackers & snacky stuff deranged.me/jewel-flash-...
Jewel Flash Sale: $2 Häagen-Dazs - deranged.me
I normally won’t post Flash Sales, but if you’re looking for stock up or donation items, the crackers are always welcome, but a trifle pricey for multiples.  Skip chips & pretzels because my pantry at...
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November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's not that I have too much stuff - it's just that I don't live in a Tardis.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It wasn't the braces part that got me, but the fact that she got $400 + drugs for sex from other creeps but old cheapass Gaetz nailed her twice for the same $400. Probably tips waiters 8%. And is his wife's maiden name really Luckey? 'cause I'm guessing she ain't
I think it's the "saving up for braces" part of this story that adds a whole new level of ick. Like... that's a kid, man
The 17 year old who had sex for money with Trump’s first nominee for Attorney General was in and out of a homeless shelter, working at McDonalds. and trying to save up for braces. (Gift link).
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November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Anyone who thinks MAGA will turn on Fat Boy is delusional. They accept weight, height, physical health, mental acuity & sexual prowess as truth and only push for the Epstein files release because he's said he's not in them. When he claims they've been altered with AI ... they'll believe that, too.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If furnace filters, toasters & clothes are on your list, check out these Amazon Basics for an extra 30% off when you buy 3. deranged.me/more-woot-de...
more Woot deals + extra 30% savings - deranged.me
Amazon Basics & Essentials – Buy 3+, Get 30% Off They have clothing, toasters, SD cards, adaptors, box springs and more! The extra discounts are super sweet.
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November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Jewel Flash Sale – 25 cent Jiffy and ramen. These sales aren't usually all that, but a quarter for Jiffy and ramen is pretty good. Great home staples and very popular pantry items. AND you don't need to clip any digital coupons! deranged.me/jewel-flash-...
Jewel Flash Sale - 25 cent Jiffy - deranged.me
Normally I wouldn’t post Jewel Flash Sales because they’re really not all that, but if you’re looking for stock up or donation items, ramen and Jiffy are always very popular and both only 25¢.  A posi...
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November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Volunteered at my local food pantry for a couple of years. Hate how tired I get from physical labor (damn you heavy banana boxes!) but the point is we could all be doing more. At least I don’t have to choose between rent and food.
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You know he’s just closing his big beautiful eyes, don’t you?
TGIF! *slams government shut*
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Woot Singles Day Deals include some big savings on a few Laneige lip balm packs. deranged.me/woot-singles...
Woot Singles Day Deals - deranged.me
Singles Day Event. Some very nice savings on Laneige lip balm packs.
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November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The way I see it, this administration is giving $20-$40 billion to Argentina to get the place ready for when the Nazis are voted out. Especially nice when extradition is usually not granted for political offenses.
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So last night was Orange Crush?
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM