I actually love this
💚 Stephen

But sometimes, just sometimes folks, I take the tea dust from the floor of an abandoned giant tea factory in lower Austria, spit on it, and then taint it with the citrussy abomination that is bergamot to create for you the smelling candle of tea that is my segment TEAWHILE

* Stephen Colbert voice*

You know folks sometimes I like to hand pick the finest orange pekoe tea leaf tips on a beautiful morning in the Assam valley, dry them, let them ferment and through the toughest of quality controls bring you the tippy golden flowery black tea that is my nightly monologue