Deputy Funk
@deputyfunk.bsky.social
Haven't figured out something good to put here. Will I ever? Stay tuned. Or don't. I don't control you.
https://crassus.bandcamp.com/album/arm-the-whales
https://crassus.bandcamp.com/album/arm-the-whales
Woo hoo! I'm growing a 4th nut!
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Woo hoo! I'm growing a 4th nut!
Out here acting like nothing happened.
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Out here acting like nothing happened.
I got one of those.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I got one of those.
Wife came through big with this birthday present.
October 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wife came through big with this birthday present.
I don't remember Benson being this wild.
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't remember Benson being this wild.
My wife saw this on her way to work this morning. Niagara County. Can't even pass it off as "maybe it was just some dumb pranksters" anymore. And it isn't even painted properly. The bends go in the wrong direction.
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My wife saw this on her way to work this morning. Niagara County. Can't even pass it off as "maybe it was just some dumb pranksters" anymore. And it isn't even painted properly. The bends go in the wrong direction.
Josh Allen; Only QB in NFL History.
September 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Josh Allen; Only QB in NFL History.
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If I have to watch a KC miracle win at least I'm doing it with stove popped popcorn and big glass of chocolate milk.
September 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If I have to watch a KC miracle win at least I'm doing it with stove popped popcorn and big glass of chocolate milk.
New American Dream just dropped.
August 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
New American Dream just dropped.
I just saved this toad from a cat attack! Hooray! Hop free, toadie!
July 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I just saved this toad from a cat attack! Hooray! Hop free, toadie!
Guess it's time to take Ozzy off the turntable and throw this classic on.
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Guess it's time to take Ozzy off the turntable and throw this classic on.
Yeah! Screw you, Mark!
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Yeah! Screw you, Mark!
How dare they keep Final Fantasy V out of the United States for as long as they did.
June 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
How dare they keep Final Fantasy V out of the United States for as long as they did.
Happy Father's Day to the best there ever was! Love you, papa!
June 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Happy Father's Day to the best there ever was! Love you, papa!
I am so fucking sick of fucking headlines fucking being written like fucking this. Fucking shit-ass turd-face fuckhead clickbait style horse cum. Fuck all y'all headline writing fucks.
May 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am so fucking sick of fucking headlines fucking being written like fucking this. Fucking shit-ass turd-face fuckhead clickbait style horse cum. Fuck all y'all headline writing fucks.
The Florida reign as Eastern Conference NHL champions must be stopped.
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Florida reign as Eastern Conference NHL champions must be stopped.
Is the announcement that their workers are exhausted and give up? What human prompted a computer to use this pic?
May 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Is the announcement that their workers are exhausted and give up? What human prompted a computer to use this pic?
New nickname just dropped
May 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
New nickname just dropped
I just texted 5 people about this stuff. I saw someone mention this online and I bought some and I've spent the last week trying to put it on everything I can possibly think of. It's delicious. Thank you whoever's skeet I first saw this stuff on. It's a picture of Laoganma Spicy Chili Crisp.
April 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just texted 5 people about this stuff. I saw someone mention this online and I bought some and I've spent the last week trying to put it on everything I can possibly think of. It's delicious. Thank you whoever's skeet I first saw this stuff on. It's a picture of Laoganma Spicy Chili Crisp.