They won’t come out and say what the real plan would look like.

Because it would look like two middle fingers, and people would protest them at fancy dinners.

I think context matters.

To someone afflicted with the 2nd one, the 1st one probably seems worse.

And there’s lots of folks online who have convinced themselves they’re the 1st one, and it’s the worser outcome.

I’d personally guess that for an emotionally mature person, the 2nd one seems worse.

(Actually, this joke is ahistorical, as no modern Democrat would have the guts to antagonize Brooks enough to cajole him to violence on the Senate floor.)

If Preston Brooks were alive today, they’d all be thanking him for the brain damage.

“We want you to have the option of signing up for a loan that will expire roughly 2 years after the vehicle it bought has been retired.”

To say nothing of the fact that the most attention Democrats seem to pay to Progressive causes comes in the form of an automated text message asking for donations.

I am actually lucky that I am in a district with better-than-average representation of my policy choices.

But it’s IMPOSSIBLE to advocate for anybody too scared to go to the mat over any of my friends’ core issues.

ESPECIALLY to friends disinclined to vote because candidates won’t go to the mat.

Adam Corolla: “I have to work to pay for everything.”

Me: “You’re working?!”

They had to stop at 9 because his 10th favorite book was just a mail-order catalog of boutique race car beds.

The 9 books:

(1) Elon: History’s COOLEST CEO
(2) The 2014 Big Book of Memes
(3) Liberty Fund Kids Presents: ALL ABOUT MARS
(4) Grok: An Autobiography
(5) The Modern Rhodesian
(6) Mysteries of the Female Orgasm
(7) The Bell Curve
(8) The 2022 Big Book of Memes
(9) Maye Musk’s Guide to Parenting

Lucy, with the football!

Charlie Brown, a blockhead once again.

Maybe. But you could add 5 more zeros onto that fine, and see if attitudes change a bit.

Nor is Peters.

Or the poorhouse.

Take their wealth. Watch them clean up their act.

He had plenty of time to scheme after the Ashley Madison leak revealed his email address.

How does one interpret this graph?

If the gray line is the sentiment, what are they graphing with the president’s party?