Glad you're okay. Sorry about your truck.

I add BBQ sauce.

UCMJ - Uniform Code of Military Justice

Why didn't they do that instead of taking time off? To add to the delay?

If he were Wilbur., Charlotte wouldn't have written with her web.

Please stop referring to him as Ted. He's against using preferred names instead of your birth name. Tried to make it a law.
His name is Rafael.

Should have included " in compliance with federal law".

Warning. Danger Will Robinson.

So is he telling those sailors they aren't smart enough to maintain new systems? They need to go back to simpler, antiquated technology to be able to maintain it?

Love this! It's almost Dr. Seuss level.

They should have found someone to dress as Dorothy. Her sign would have been: "Trump hit on me"

"They're murders and drug dealers!"

What kind of job did you have Gary?

They're right, it must be horrible. For relief we should move him to the nearest ICE detention center; where I'm sure he'll get better treatment. Or learn to stop complaining or expecting to be treated differently than everyone else incarcerated.

I miss John Lennon.

Or as we said in the Marine Corps, "embrace the suck".