Dennis Perkins
@dennisperkins5.bsky.social
Freelance writer. LateNighter, AV Club, Ultimate Classic Rock, Paste, Primetimer, Portland Press Herald, EW, etc. See my stuff at https://authory.com/DennisPerkins
Currently preparing for the coming Thunderdome. Join me, won't you?
Currently preparing for the coming Thunderdome. Join me, won't you?
So are the Dems going to, actually, you know, DO SOMETHING?
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So are the Dems going to, actually, you know, DO SOMETHING?
The Democrats, everybody:
November 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Democrats, everybody:
Have to remind myself that I was actually at this 1987 finals game. Coached for a kid whose dad worked at the Garden and we four HS dork coaches found ourselves on wooden folding chairs under the Lakers basket as Magic sunk this dagger. A drunk screamed "Fix!" but we'd just witnessed, well, magic.
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Have to remind myself that I was actually at this 1987 finals game. Coached for a kid whose dad worked at the Garden and we four HS dork coaches found ourselves on wooden folding chairs under the Lakers basket as Magic sunk this dagger. A drunk screamed "Fix!" but we'd just witnessed, well, magic.
Also, was Platner so drunk for the next 21 years that he never saw a movie?
October 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Also, was Platner so drunk for the next 21 years that he never saw a movie?
I am fucking begging you not to be so gullible.
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October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am fucking begging you not to be so gullible.
jewishinsider.com/2025/10/grah...
jewishinsider.com/2025/10/grah...
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Who’s your favorite recurring (that is not part of the regular cast but kept showing up) sitcom character?
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Who’s your favorite recurring (that is not part of the regular cast but kept showing up) sitcom character?
Drop some MASKS 👺👹
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Drop some MASKS 👺👹
Even in #Shitler's first term, the world was laughing at him.
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Even in #Shitler's first term, the world was laughing at him.
In find joy where you can news: this still life of the veg we picked up at our local farm drop today:
October 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In find joy where you can news: this still life of the veg we picked up at our local farm drop today:
In all of us, there are two wolves…
September 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In all of us, there are two wolves…
If I go down like Ted—overwhelmed and overmatched but defiant even in the face of death by evil hands—I will die happy.
September 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If I go down like Ted—overwhelmed and overmatched but defiant even in the face of death by evil hands—I will die happy.
