D. Engles-Hopper
dengleshopper.bsky.social
D. Engles-Hopper
@dengleshopper.bsky.social
I write queer absurdist smut for people with chronic tummy troubles who are mad at society. More coming soon!

(They/Them)
Welp. This seems like something to explore for a future smutty story 👀
November 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Yeah… I haven’t touched my novelette in like 2 weeks, so I guess my goal is to get back into a routine 🫠
November 19, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Let’s make it even more complicated where there’s also “sub genders” and explain how people can dual class like in DnD 😅
November 19, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Alrighty then. Back to my cave.
November 7, 2024 at 1:43 PM
That’s not too far off from something I’d write 🤣
October 24, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Thank you so much! My heart tip tapping with joy like some sort of machine that does tip tapping 😍
October 19, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Despicable
October 17, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Thank you! No worries. Can’t expect to please everyone. 😊
October 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
If this sounds like your kind of story, be sure to follow so you don’t miss its launch (which I totally have a date in mind, what are you even talking about? 😅)
October 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’m just imagining everyone within a city block’s ears being burst at the grinding noise of him caressing his truck pillow 😅
October 15, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Right! Readers are smart. They’ll pick up on things. 😊
October 15, 2024 at 7:46 PM
*puts away screenplay about killer trees who eats cars* 😅
October 13, 2024 at 2:24 PM