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Editor-in-chief @ Invisible oranges

Writer @Treblezine, The Needle Drop News Consequence, and apparently Yahoo

fragrance of a pungent scum
mountain goats time
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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This reads like a blurb on The Onion but it's real.
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Listen to the new Kostnatění ahead of its release this Friday and read about why he put nu-metal in his black metal!

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Kostnatění Pushes Black Metal to New, Extravagant Extremes on “Přílišnost” (Album Premiere + Interview)
The man behind Kostnatění speaks to us about the project’s third album, which is somehow even wilder and less predictable than the last.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
blut aus nord time
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if i’m keeping it real, id rather replay DS2 and wander around drangleic than replay Elden Ring
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“what if Symbolic-era Death played black metal”
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
NEW YELLOW EYES JUST DROPPED and I spoke with them about it!

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Yellow Eyes Urge You to Stay in the Mist on "Confusion Gate" (Interview)
The New York band spoke to us about their seventh record, which they just released today.
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October 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
alex chan knocked this one outta the park. covering the release of (not gridlink) barren path and chatting with the band to see how their vision has changed in the new group!

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Barren Path Wages War Beyond the Grid on “Grieving”
One of the year’s most anticipated grindcore releases is a debut album–in a manner of speaking.
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October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Games used to do this kinda shit all the time
October 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Enslaved time
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Glorious Depravity time
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Woe time
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
New Sabaton (among other releases, but I know that's all anyone cares about) covered in this week's UMR!

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Upcoming Metal Releases: 10/12/25 - 10/18/25
Here are all the new releases for October 12th to 18th—Spin (or skip) new music from Sabaton, An Abstract Illusion, Coroner, and more.
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October 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Me when Red Hot Chili Peppers comes on
October 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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A look back at a pivotal album for death metal

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October 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Alex Chan added a new entry to the most economically-friendly column on the internet, Cheap Thrills! this month features, among other things, 3 different grindcore releases

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Cheap Thrills 15 - Extremely Slow and Incredibly Fast
Pay what you want for these sick releases, including improvised drone, thrashy death metal, and three different takes on grindcore!
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October 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
continuing the Blue Oyster Cult retrospective over on Invisible Oranges, we have Cultosaurus Erectus, a perfectly named album. does it hold up? read William Pauper's great piece on it here:
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Second Wind, Divine Wind: Cultösaurus Erectus (1980) Retrospective
"Cultösaurus Erectus" was a course correction for The Cult after "Mirrors." Read our retrospective here.
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October 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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"The heart-on-the-sleeve black metal here is based on the premise that screamo's energy can be reconstituted into tremolo riffs. That the urgency and conviction of hardcore punk can uplift black metal." www.invisibleoranges.com/upcoming-met...
Upcoming Metal Releases: 10/5/25 - 10/11/25
Here are all the new releases for October 5th to 11th—Spin (or skip) new music from Testament, Sanguisugabogg, Terzij de Horde, and more.
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October 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
had a buddy who did this with true detective. watched the first season 12 times and half of those time were with spanish subtitles on (he doesn’t speak spanish)
are swifties okay
October 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
after seeing blackbraid last night im thinking i wrote them off too early. except that 13 minute song…needed another editor to trim that shit
October 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Super excited to share my new Lucerne Hammer album today, Vermilion Pyre!

I owe a great deal of thanks to a lot of folks I've met here for their championing of this project. I'm really proud of how these songs came out and I sincerely hope you enjoy them.
September 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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goddamn is there a lot of good shit coming out this week. fuck
Upcoming Metal Releases: 9/28/25 - 10/4/25
Here are all the new releases for September 28th to October 4th—Spin (or skip) new music from Hooded Menace, Agriculture, Suffering Hour, and more.
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September 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Behind our memes let there be our memes
September 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
and rightfully so. up there as among my fave metal albums of the year. wish more shit would sound like a virginia basement
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM