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Eva Lishus
@deliciouslybad.bsky.social
Shiny but meaningless award winning writer/presenter. Blue-haired author of #TeenGirlsGuideToGettingOff: Sex Ed you should, but won't, get in school.
SWERFs n TERFs never welcome. Punch Nazis. Eat The Rich. Plant a tree.
She/Her.
Skully Giles getting into the Christmas spirit.

🎄
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Still the best headline thie newspaper has ever produced...
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
To add to my above post.

I can't even deal.

This shit fricken writes itself.

😅
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
You know in Grease where Sonny is gonna tell Principal McGee exactly what he thinks of her, but just boot licks when she's there and Danny says, "Sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny!"

That's literally all I can think about when I see the orange coward gazing so lovingly at Mamdani.
😅
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The number of scenarios these cunts invent to cry-wank into their perceived oppression never ceases to amaze me

Imagine if straight white men were treated the way they've treated everyone else for centuries
Snowflakes would fall over faster than a lad strapped to a period pain simulator!

Bless

😅
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Showing my solidarity every day I can, in any way I can.

From the river to the sea. Always was. Always will be.

#ThisIsNotAWatermelon
#FreePalestine
October 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ventured into the outside bit of the simulation today.

Was lovely!

Spring springing all around and hardly any other humans.

10/10 would recommend. Especially the no other humans bit.
October 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Awesome day out.
Caught another rainbow!

Now we have two for dinner!

Happy Birthday to my love, @dantoom.bsky.social ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Continuing my long-held tradition of taking selfies where I look cute in the foreground, while my love, @dantoom.bsky.social, does something cool and blurred in the background.

Also he caught a fishy!
September 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Get you a man who takes you to the mountains for HIS birthday, and buys YOU a fuckin kick arse, always wanted, present!

There's gold in them there hills!
Probs more Gold XXX caps, but still!
Ima going treasure hunting!
😅

Yes, I have miner's rights
No, I'm not sharing my gold.
Call me Smaug.
September 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
New keyring, who dis?

😃
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Was my gorgeous man's 50th birthday party this evening.
I made the cake... Inspired by Bilbo, but only half the number of candles.

😅
September 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Texts from my kid.

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September 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ouch.

That hurt.
August 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Surely it's not just me...
August 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The... what?

😅
August 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Monday in one pic.

Hadn't even had a sip yet.

😫
July 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Back to school.

Found this on my locker.

I'm the... What??

😅
July 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Two $22 Lego Bunny sets from Kmart.

Afternoon with my man, @dantoom.bsky.social

We made these!!

So fuckn fun!

Only needed to add 2 2x3 flat bits from spares...
July 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transfomers...
July 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
About to get stuck into my final unit for TAFE and...

I wonder if there's a cream for that?

🤔 😅
July 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
How many concerts does Liam Gallagher have to do before they untie him?
July 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Guilty Guilty Guilty!!
July 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The world sucking on Trump and Netanyahu's little fucking dicks is disgusting.
June 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What's that you say?

Heated ugg boots??

Take. My. Money!!

Actually, @dantoom.bsky.social's money.... Cos he bought them for me.

And they are SO GOOD!

Cant walk in them when plugged in but toasty toes are AMAZE!

😍
June 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM