Made my own mabodofu sauce:
Chicken broth, about two empty furikake jars' worth
Half a can of refried black beans
Some red miso
Some hoisin sauce
Some sesame oil
Fresh ground black pepper (not Sichuan)
Corn starch for thickener
4oz ground beef
Too much sriracha
A brick of tofu, not silken.

These 1950s Swedish wetsuits are hella weird.

This turned out great. Kathleen Lieu's matcha and cardamom brown butter blondies is the recipe. I didn't have pistachios so I used macadamia nuts instead.

Lol whut

This is certainly a novel way of getting injured. I usually remove tags by hand; never had one snap back and spear itself into my skin. Ow.

Watching this on loop is very relaxing. Certainly eased my migraine anyway.

I've joked about being trapped forever by my previous lapdogs, but they were all a fifth of Marshall's size.

Doggos enjoyed their new toys for about 30 minutes. Sigh.

At least the cleanup wasn't too long.

Fuck you too, sock faerie.

Rest in peace, Ichiro the Chihuahua. ❤️

I got this close without marking any mines. Might try this again for the extra challenge.