The Duke
delduke.bsky.social
The Duke
@delduke.bsky.social
Reposted by The Duke
The trick is not to let the existential dread set in until after you've had your coffee
February 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hot take: 340 million people in the US and this was your choice? I feel like just a little bit of time and a better, even if relatively, option may have presented itself.

It's like shopping for produce. If you'd look behind the ones in front, probably something nicer just waiting. 🤷🏼‍♂️
January 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm all for snow and winter, but this is a hate crime. 🥶
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
While we're signing frivolous EOs, how about one where we remove warning labels from things like toasters, curling irons, coffee cups, radiator fluid,bleach, etc. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Might as well, right?
January 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
January 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM