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delbauchery.bsky.social
@delbauchery.bsky.social
Writer, poet, farter.

Buying so much Gorgonzola was an amazing Sunday decision that I have enjoyed every day this week.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Today is #WorldTelevisionDay and have we got a #poetry collection for you! If you've ever given serious thought to Olivia Pope's jackets or wondered which SNL cast member you are, check out You're Gonna Love This by @delbauchery.bsky.social.

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November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Canada’s proposed budget sucks shit
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Not me forgetting I’ve eaten beets for the past three days and having a minor conniption every time I go to the loo.
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I mean like barf. A huge bucket if barf sick. Not cool.
People using LinkedIn as a professional tool is actually so fucking sick
September 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
People using LinkedIn as a professional tool is actually so fucking sick
September 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I opened a new package of dishwashing gloves today, so pretty exciting day for me!!!!!!!!!
September 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Goebbels would be so proud.
The editors who published this should go straight to The Hague. I mean literally, according to the terms of international law such as it exists.
August 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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OpenAI basically says they want college classrooms to be the test site. We’d be paying to be their subjects. No thanks. Pay faculty, hire more faculty.
August 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I had some lemon meringue pie and I was eating the pie so enthusiastically that I got some meringue in my hair and I thought I got it out with a little water but it was so much meringue that I had to wash my hair.
August 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Walking to my garden, the farmers market, and the vintage store and getting great things at all locations and getting home before noon is a perfect start to a day off. Now I feel like I can have a whole other second day off! And it’s daylight. Why yes, I’m not a night owl. Why do you ask?
June 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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After very long days I very much enjoy reading @delbauchery.bsky.social’s substack. And sending screenshots of the “Mark Carney is not some babygirl!” highlighted to USian friends who recently moved to Vancouver… 🤣
June 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Eggs expensive? A weirdo about soy because you read fake facts twenty years ago? Beans too farty for your butt? Can’t get your grubby little mitts on fresh meat? Want to stay on trend meeting your protein goals? Could just eat the rich.
May 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
One of my patented bad takes is that movie theatre food should be way better and that popcorn is not a good snack.
May 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I have a newsletter and here is the one that came out today. I am a bit mean. dinadelbucchia.substack.com/p/wtf-fuckfa...
WTF, Fuckface, Like, WTF
Hey Fuckface,
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May 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I turned on the live election results and fucking Jason Kenney said “advocates of ReconciliACTION” and then sadly I passed away
April 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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And at last, the triumphant triumverate of The Place of Scraps by Jordan Abel, Wayside Sang by Cecily Nicholson, and Rom Com by @delbauchery.bsky.social and Daniel Zomparelli. Happy reading!
March 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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SHARING IS CARING: It’s fingerblast Friday yet again: use your fingers to click da link and blast some $ over to @jayarner.bsky.social

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April 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Every week I unload my White Lotus theories. The first couple weeks it was that a monkey was the gunman, but my new theory is that it’s a bunch of loose cobras.
March 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Mikey is great, but not awarding Demi sucks MonstroElisasue shit!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Adrian Brody is the stale white bread of actors and we have to stop rewarding him
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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‘No Other Land’ Directors Use Oscar Speech to Call on World ‘to Stop the Ethnic Cleansing of Palestinian People’
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‘No Other Land’ Directors Use Oscar Speech to Call on World ‘to Stop the Ethnic Cleansing of Palestinian People’
While accepting the best documentary Oscar for "No Other Land," directors took the opportunity to make a robust plea for "a political solution" to the war in Gaza.
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March 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM