Red Delabor
@delabor-was-here.bsky.social
I just hope you can be friends with everyone someday.
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Red Delabor
@delabor-was-here.bsky.social
· Aug 15
I hope I’m seen as a mad poet to you all.
Super Size Me is a very fascinating documentary about how far an alcoholic is willing to go to deflect everyone’s attention from their drinking problem
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Super Size Me is a very fascinating documentary about how far an alcoholic is willing to go to deflect everyone’s attention from their drinking problem
Personally if I were scared I lived in a simulation I’d adopt 20 afghan hounds and never cut their hair then flood my apartment complex with water and sand and bouncy balls in a desperate bid to lag the world
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Personally if I were scared I lived in a simulation I’d adopt 20 afghan hounds and never cut their hair then flood my apartment complex with water and sand and bouncy balls in a desperate bid to lag the world
must’ve been so weird to be around when hamlet came out. hey man have you seen hamlet yet. it’s supposed to be crazy haha
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
must’ve been so weird to be around when hamlet came out. hey man have you seen hamlet yet. it’s supposed to be crazy haha
I had an English teacher who insisted on one interpretation and graded based on how close we got to it
Once I figured out they were going through a divorce I got better grades by writing about fidelity
Once I figured out they were going through a divorce I got better grades by writing about fidelity
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I had an English teacher who insisted on one interpretation and graded based on how close we got to it
Once I figured out they were going through a divorce I got better grades by writing about fidelity
Once I figured out they were going through a divorce I got better grades by writing about fidelity
frankenstein 2025 haters: mary shelley would hate this movie!
frankenstein 2025 fans: no she wouldn’t!! she would love it!!
mary shelley in 2025: ok so which button do i press to do the little dance again?
me: down on the d pad
mary shelley: (does the griddy on fortnite)
frankenstein 2025 fans: no she wouldn’t!! she would love it!!
mary shelley in 2025: ok so which button do i press to do the little dance again?
me: down on the d pad
mary shelley: (does the griddy on fortnite)
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
frankenstein 2025 haters: mary shelley would hate this movie!
frankenstein 2025 fans: no she wouldn’t!! she would love it!!
mary shelley in 2025: ok so which button do i press to do the little dance again?
me: down on the d pad
mary shelley: (does the griddy on fortnite)
frankenstein 2025 fans: no she wouldn’t!! she would love it!!
mary shelley in 2025: ok so which button do i press to do the little dance again?
me: down on the d pad
mary shelley: (does the griddy on fortnite)
I still find it insane that they somehow made 121 episodes (42 minutes each) of Lost, shot on film in less than six years but Stranger Things has been going on for nine and a half years and we're just now getting the 38th episode.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I still find it insane that they somehow made 121 episodes (42 minutes each) of Lost, shot on film in less than six years but Stranger Things has been going on for nine and a half years and we're just now getting the 38th episode.
I think Minecraft has enough real life animals. Fictional mobs like the Happy Ghast are amazing, and I think they should keep it up
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think Minecraft has enough real life animals. Fictional mobs like the Happy Ghast are amazing, and I think they should keep it up
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I remember when I first tried to get into MHA, I really assumed there was going to be a villain rival school where students were taught to be villains. I don't know why I thought that but it would’ve definitely made for a better show lol
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I remember when I first tried to get into MHA, I really assumed there was going to be a villain rival school where students were taught to be villains. I don't know why I thought that but it would’ve definitely made for a better show lol
Popping a gummy and having an absolutely wild aquarium visit (it's a vitamin C gummy and I love aquariums)
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Popping a gummy and having an absolutely wild aquarium visit (it's a vitamin C gummy and I love aquariums)
reminder that they can’t pardon the turkey for state level crimes
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
reminder that they can’t pardon the turkey for state level crimes
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prepare for thanksgiving? i’ve been overeating and arguing with my family for years, i was born ready for this
November 27, 2024 at 9:54 PM
prepare for thanksgiving? i’ve been overeating and arguing with my family for years, i was born ready for this
Ai existence made me way less picky to human made art. Now I like almost everything I see when I know that it’s created by a real person who actually tried. It became way more precious and respectful. Please doodle, sketch, paint, sculpt. You all are incredible
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Ai existence made me way less picky to human made art. Now I like almost everything I see when I know that it’s created by a real person who actually tried. It became way more precious and respectful. Please doodle, sketch, paint, sculpt. You all are incredible
My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly
We got to make using AI to figure out personal gifts a social crime. Most gifts suck to begin with but now you’ve literally taken the thought out of it’s the thought that counts
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
We got to make using AI to figure out personal gifts a social crime. Most gifts suck to begin with but now you’ve literally taken the thought out of it’s the thought that counts
Having to record a “rockin” cover of a Christmas song gotta be one of the darkest moments in a bands career
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Having to record a “rockin” cover of a Christmas song gotta be one of the darkest moments in a bands career
I feel like lately we’ve had all the weird cocaine vibes of the 70s but none of the whimsy
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like lately we’ve had all the weird cocaine vibes of the 70s but none of the whimsy
Nothing like sitting perfectly still and silent for hours only for your buddy to open a little debbie christmas tree wrapper at 120 decibels. Deer heard that in the next county. God i fucking hate cellophane
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Nothing like sitting perfectly still and silent for hours only for your buddy to open a little debbie christmas tree wrapper at 120 decibels. Deer heard that in the next county. God i fucking hate cellophane
Smiling Friends and Haha You Clowns is such a perfect program pairing. Over-the-top absurdism followed by almost uncomfortably mundane, but I think they both nail their distinct comedy styles so perfectly.
Huge fan of both. Flawless 1-2 punch.
Huge fan of both. Flawless 1-2 punch.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Smiling Friends and Haha You Clowns is such a perfect program pairing. Over-the-top absurdism followed by almost uncomfortably mundane, but I think they both nail their distinct comedy styles so perfectly.
Huge fan of both. Flawless 1-2 punch.
Huge fan of both. Flawless 1-2 punch.
opening with adieu is so funny. trying to meta a game where you guess a 5 letter word
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
opening with adieu is so funny. trying to meta a game where you guess a 5 letter word
I love just how well ingrained Kirby's traditions are to the earliest parts of the series. It's not like at a certain point they started slobbering over Green Greens and Whispy Woods as a crutch, no, it's ALWAYS been a thing to reference Kirby's first steps.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I love just how well ingrained Kirby's traditions are to the earliest parts of the series. It's not like at a certain point they started slobbering over Green Greens and Whispy Woods as a crutch, no, it's ALWAYS been a thing to reference Kirby's first steps.
Theme parks are inherently interesting because they're made by insane people
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Theme parks are inherently interesting because they're made by insane people
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
the 90s/early 2000s ruled because muppets were always on talk shows. You could turn on the tv and see miss piggy wearing her serious outfit on the view while they discuss the various wars happening
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
the 90s/early 2000s ruled because muppets were always on talk shows. You could turn on the tv and see miss piggy wearing her serious outfit on the view while they discuss the various wars happening
if the christmas song is jazzy then it's secular i don't make the rules
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
if the christmas song is jazzy then it's secular i don't make the rules