My cape is my 40 inch wig blowing in the breeze😌

If I have to write this Thesis, complete with annotated bibliography, an abstract, footnotes, and a gallon of coffee like my college days, I will do so

HMMMMMMM I WONDER WHYYYYYYYYYY

*with all the sarcasm in the world*

I NEED ANSWERS
ANSWERS THAT ONLY ANDREW ADAMSON, DIRECTOR OF SHREK (2001) CAN PROVIDE ME

Thoughts and prayers

So it stands to reason that Bees can become attracted to Jazz music. So potentially one could argue that with a Pavlovian technique, if you play Jazz music enough, a human can become attractive to a bee.

The thing thats so smart about the Bee Movie is that statistically it can be researched that Bees could actually like Jazz. Typical Jazz music has a Hz frequency of 450-500 Hz, and bees are attracted to sounds with a similar frequency to the sounds of their hive, average being 250-500 Hz.

Things are getting real Deep in the Shrek fandom I’ll tell you what 😂😂😂😂

Maybe a level of species compatibility? Dragons would be considered reptiles and Donkeys are equestrian so maybe the lack of compatibility causes the “Hybrid” look. Genetically Humans and Amphibians share a common ancestor so maybe that is compatibility enough to make offspring look semi normal?

That brings up a really good point, is that the case or could it be argued that Ogre traits is a Dominant gene? And the same study could be done with her. Is Fiona’s Ogre transformation an illusion spell or does the spell make her genetically an Ogre as well? These are the questions I need answered

So with that assumption, it would stand to argue that Fiona is half frog because if it was just an illusion spell, all his dna would still be amphibian even in human form, meaning half of Fiona’s DNA is amphibian.

Not us getting this deep in Shrek Lore on a Thursday Afternoon 😂😂

See this is what I’m thinking??? How does the fairy god mother’s magic work? Does it completely change Harold into a human, down to the DNA, or is it more like an illusion spell that just makes him LOOK human??

Or are frog traits recessive and thats why she doesn’t really seem amphibian?