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@dejectedvole.bsky.social
Not Anglo-Catholic, not Śaiva/Śakta | DIY medicine enjoyer | wheel-turning anarch | zerocultural citizen of nowhere | 無藥可救
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I don’t know what to tell you: Britain is basically a gangster state where the press do the job that elsewhere is done by thugs breaking legs, or by secret police vanishing people off the street. It’s how it’s been for decades.
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I don’t know what to tell you: Britain is basically a gangster state where the press do the job that elsewhere is done by thugs breaking legs, or by secret police vanishing people off the street. It’s how it’s been for decades.
I'm still on iPhone 13 so I get to enjoy the 4-dimensional Siri hypersphere. Apple Intelligence could never.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm still on iPhone 13 so I get to enjoy the 4-dimensional Siri hypersphere. Apple Intelligence could never.
What do you mean केकड़ा is not related to cancer?? 🤨
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
What do you mean केकड़ा is not related to cancer?? 🤨
Ngl the idea that I might be able to witness a human moonlanding live in the future gives me some reason to keep living.
Artemis II Orion Spacecraft Stacked www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
Orion will carry NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen on a 10-day mission around the Moon and back in early 2026.
Orion will carry NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen on a 10-day mission around the Moon and back in early 2026.
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ngl the idea that I might be able to witness a human moonlanding live in the future gives me some reason to keep living.
Your Party notoriously has never had any trans-related infighting
Psa: if you subtweet Your Party you will wake up to a lot of Americans shouting at you because they think you meant you hate trans people.
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Your Party notoriously has never had any trans-related infighting
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Don’t let consumerism erase the true meaning of the holiday 🙏
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Don’t let consumerism erase the true meaning of the holiday 🙏
“Grok is this true”
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“Grok is this true”
Maybe turning LLMs into chatbots was the original sin of bad AI epistemology
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe turning LLMs into chatbots was the original sin of bad AI epistemology
Wish AGI were real because Glinner would be the first to be turned into paperclips
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Wish AGI were real because Glinner would be the first to be turned into paperclips
Says a lot about capitalism
The internet was designed to withstand a nuclear attack, and now has difficulty withstanding a fat fingered config.
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Says a lot about capitalism
On twitter and maybe here too there’s a setting to enable a “are you sure you want to post this pic without alt text” reminder.
They should make something similar for reposts that asks you to make sure you’re not engaging with psyops or bait.
They should make something similar for reposts that asks you to make sure you’re not engaging with psyops or bait.
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
On twitter and maybe here too there’s a setting to enable a “are you sure you want to post this pic without alt text” reminder.
They should make something similar for reposts that asks you to make sure you’re not engaging with psyops or bait.
They should make something similar for reposts that asks you to make sure you’re not engaging with psyops or bait.
I don’t give a shit about legionella I’m sick of the hot water tank waking me up every morning and not letting me go back to sleep I’ll take my chances
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don’t give a shit about legionella I’m sick of the hot water tank waking me up every morning and not letting me go back to sleep I’ll take my chances
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I present, the lenition hypercube
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I present, the lenition hypercube
British people love claiming that school uniforms are necessary to stop classism, but what about sexism? We must implement full androgyny in schools to give everyone a fair chance!
I think the people have had enough gender, so if you elect me I'd pledge to ban all gender (especially among youths) for the foreseeable future. Have a few years pause on gender then revisit the whole idea when we're refreshed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
British people love claiming that school uniforms are necessary to stop classism, but what about sexism? We must implement full androgyny in schools to give everyone a fair chance!
The buried lede is that both Labour and Conservative voters are more likely to think they're going to Heaven, whereas all "third party" voters are more likely to think they're going to Hell.
I think people see God as a reflection of the Earthly Authorities.
I think people see God as a reflection of the Earthly Authorities.
Fascinated by the philosophical and theological implications of this
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The buried lede is that both Labour and Conservative voters are more likely to think they're going to Heaven, whereas all "third party" voters are more likely to think they're going to Hell.
I think people see God as a reflection of the Earthly Authorities.
I think people see God as a reflection of the Earthly Authorities.
Confucius called age 40 “不惑”, implying confusion continues in one’s 30 too
I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Confucius called age 40 “不惑”, implying confusion continues in one’s 30 too
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“Cappadocia, Türkiye”
About sums up the knuckle scrapping mobs that terrorise minorities in the UK now.
October 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
“Cappadocia, Türkiye”
Ancient Chinese coverb
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ancient Chinese coverb
What’s funny is if you changed the text to “scientists are mystified as to what autism feels like” this comic would become incredibly relatable
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
What’s funny is if you changed the text to “scientists are mystified as to what autism feels like” this comic would become incredibly relatable
That's why the packaging says "⚠️ stimulant abuse can trigger undefined behavior"
TIL C++ is a street name for cocaine.
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
That's why the packaging says "⚠️ stimulant abuse can trigger undefined behavior"
Neurodivergent life is remembering that time someone mocked you eating shrimp by saying “the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp!” and realising too late that you could’ve replied “Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!”
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Neurodivergent life is remembering that time someone mocked you eating shrimp by saying “the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp!” and realising too late that you could’ve replied “Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!”
Pretty bold for him to say this while looking like a stereotypical “meathead”
Absolutely nobody:
Andrew Huberman: phrenology is real cause I misinterpreted headlines about a dog study
Andrew Huberman: phrenology is real cause I misinterpreted headlines about a dog study
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Pretty bold for him to say this while looking like a stereotypical “meathead”
Weird, I seem to have the opposite problem to other people, I could never get TouchID to work reliably, on any device, but don’t really have issues with FaceID
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*
Would you like to add glasses to your FaceID?
We have instituted a security delay because FaceID failed. Try to add glasses in one hour
One hour later:
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*
Would you like to add glasses to your FaceID?
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*
Would you like to add glasses to your FaceID?
We have instituted a security delay because FaceID failed. Try to add glasses in one hour
One hour later:
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*
Would you like to add glasses to your FaceID?
September 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Weird, I seem to have the opposite problem to other people, I could never get TouchID to work reliably, on any device, but don’t really have issues with FaceID