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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️
@dejectedvole.bsky.social
Not Anglo-Catholic, not Śaiva/Śakta | DIY medicine enjoyer | wheel-turning anarch | zerocultural citizen of nowhere | 無藥可救
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I don’t know what to tell you: Britain is basically a gangster state where the press do the job that elsewhere is done by thugs breaking legs, or by secret police vanishing people off the street. It’s how it’s been for decades.
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm still on iPhone 13 so I get to enjoy the 4-dimensional Siri hypersphere. Apple Intelligence could never.
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ALT: a colorful sphere with a white center on a dark background
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What do you mean केकड़ा is not related to cancer?? 🤨
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Ngl the idea that I might be able to witness a human moonlanding live in the future gives me some reason to keep living.
Artemis II Orion Spacecraft Stacked www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
Orion will carry NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen on a 10-day mission around the Moon and back in early 2026.
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Your Party notoriously has never had any trans-related infighting
Psa: if you subtweet Your Party you will wake up to a lot of Americans shouting at you because they think you meant you hate trans people.
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Don’t let consumerism erase the true meaning of the holiday 🙏
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“Grok is this true”
“Bob Heinlein, you ASSHOLE!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Maybe turning LLMs into chatbots was the original sin of bad AI epistemology
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Wish AGI were real because Glinner would be the first to be turned into paperclips
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Says a lot about capitalism
The internet was designed to withstand a nuclear attack, and now has difficulty withstanding a fat fingered config.
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
On twitter and maybe here too there’s a setting to enable a “are you sure you want to post this pic without alt text” reminder.

They should make something similar for reposts that asks you to make sure you’re not engaging with psyops or bait.
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I don’t give a shit about legionella I’m sick of the hot water tank waking me up every morning and not letting me go back to sleep I’ll take my chances
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I present, the lenition hypercube
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
British people love claiming that school uniforms are necessary to stop classism, but what about sexism? We must implement full androgyny in schools to give everyone a fair chance!
I think the people have had enough gender, so if you elect me I'd pledge to ban all gender (especially among youths) for the foreseeable future. Have a few years pause on gender then revisit the whole idea when we're refreshed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The buried lede is that both Labour and Conservative voters are more likely to think they're going to Heaven, whereas all "third party" voters are more likely to think they're going to Hell.

I think people see God as a reflection of the Earthly Authorities.
Fascinated by the philosophical and theological implications of this
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Confucius called age 40 “不惑”, implying confusion continues in one’s 30 too
I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Cappadocia, Türkiye”
About sums up the knuckle scrapping mobs that terrorise minorities in the UK now.
October 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Ancient Chinese coverb
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What’s funny is if you changed the text to “scientists are mystified as to what autism feels like” this comic would become incredibly relatable
What do antivaxxers think autism is
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
That's why the packaging says "⚠️ stimulant abuse can trigger undefined behavior"
TIL C++ is a street name for cocaine.
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Neurodivergent life is remembering that time someone mocked you eating shrimp by saying “the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp!” and realising too late that you could’ve replied “Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!”
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Pretty bold for him to say this while looking like a stereotypical “meathead”
Absolutely nobody:

Andrew Huberman: phrenology is real cause I misinterpreted headlines about a dog study
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Weird, I seem to have the opposite problem to other people, I could never get TouchID to work reliably, on any device, but don’t really have issues with FaceID
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*

Would you like to add glasses to your FaceID?

We have instituted a security delay because FaceID failed. Try to add glasses in one hour

One hour later:

*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*
*FaceID fails*

Would you like to add glasses to your FaceID?
September 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM