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There are enough forever plastics in those canals even without Lauren Sanchez there.
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There are enough forever plastics in those canals even without Lauren Sanchez there.
The Nobel Committee needs lining for its pet hamster cages
June 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The Nobel Committee needs lining for its pet hamster cages
Who’s gonna get him in the custody battle?
June 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Who’s gonna get him in the custody battle?
This was the techno oligarchs’ endgame all along since JD Vance is unelectable for a dog catcher in his own right.
June 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This was the techno oligarchs’ endgame all along since JD Vance is unelectable for a dog catcher in his own right.
Im SO perched for the next episode of ‘The Real Housewives of the White House’!
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Im SO perched for the next episode of ‘The Real Housewives of the White House’!
But did they recommend the best place to get biltong in Cape Town?
June 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
But did they recommend the best place to get biltong in Cape Town?
Ross Douthat is the secret to NYT’s irrelevance
May 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ross Douthat is the secret to NYT’s irrelevance
Jesse Watters looks like someone who went to a cheap Turkish plastic surgeon and asked for a “Ross from Friends.”
May 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Jesse Watters looks like someone who went to a cheap Turkish plastic surgeon and asked for a “Ross from Friends.”
Correction: edumacated!
May 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Correction: edumacated!
Oh, that Montessori school for entitled regressive children she formed with her buddy Andrew Sullivan and underwritten by Harlan Crow? You’d be better off homeschooled by a family of squirrels.
May 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh, that Montessori school for entitled regressive children she formed with her buddy Andrew Sullivan and underwritten by Harlan Crow? You’d be better off homeschooled by a family of squirrels.
Not sure. But I’m pretty sure that Ivanka has one on which the police asked her to show them where the bad man at home touched her.
May 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Not sure. But I’m pretty sure that Ivanka has one on which the police asked her to show them where the bad man at home touched her.
Written by an American Enterprise Institute flunkey. But, of course.
May 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Written by an American Enterprise Institute flunkey. But, of course.
One of FIRE’s benefactors is Harlan Crow. Enough said. And Greg will keep fucking that chicken until the bitter end.
May 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One of FIRE’s benefactors is Harlan Crow. Enough said. And Greg will keep fucking that chicken until the bitter end.
I have a particular item of clothing specifically for this occasion.
May 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have a particular item of clothing specifically for this occasion.
They braided each other’s hair and gossiped about American Idol.
May 2, 2025 at 8:47 AM
They braided each other’s hair and gossiped about American Idol.
I’m sure that Doug Ford has his sights set on the position.
May 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m sure that Doug Ford has his sights set on the position.
Tim Hortons would probably hire him. Though he would have to learn some human behaviour first in order to work with customers.
May 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Tim Hortons would probably hire him. Though he would have to learn some human behaviour first in order to work with customers.
His act is getting to be trite and jejune.
May 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
His act is getting to be trite and jejune.
Mike Lindell is probably available.
May 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Mike Lindell is probably available.
You mean the same paper whose executive editor told us openly that they’re not in the business of defending democracy?
May 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
You mean the same paper whose executive editor told us openly that they’re not in the business of defending democracy?
Chimps tend to throw feces when they are upset. That’s just what they do.
April 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Chimps tend to throw feces when they are upset. That’s just what they do.
An upside: the average IQ in Canada will increase.
April 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
An upside: the average IQ in Canada will increase.
Dian Fossey did it first and did it better.
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dian Fossey did it first and did it better.
Probably as a DEI admission.
April 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Probably as a DEI admission.
The only thing that’s growing is his dementia.
April 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The only thing that’s growing is his dementia.